Kaput! Nope, no kaputae. Worse, LoserLady was resurrected, but became loco, a fate worse than death. Do I feel sorry, ... a bit, nah, she deserved it. Credit to her, though, for how she had saved Okay, making a bundle made to look like a baby in it and then she jumped into the raging river. I am sure she is an Olympic gold medallist to have survived that!
There was a big time jump of 29 years, and every one of the adults looked the same; no one was a year older, including the grandad and great-uncle who should be at least 70 by now, but they still looked not a day older. There was a change of hairstyle for some, though, like Lappy, Shedevil Hwa-Yeong’s lapdog, who had invested in hair cream; now his hair is up and held in place.
On the positive side, I have fallen in love again, with both the twins, TikTok and Okay. Same genes but very different characters, the product of their different upbringing. Life is going to be so much fun; there will not be a boring day. Sorry, Crappy (“A Graceful Liar”), you are out!
The cliff hanger: The twins pass each other at the Mall, but did they recognise each other? Okay wear glasses so she can have the excuse of being ‘blind’, but what about TikTok! Oh! I know, she walks around with her eyes looking up, so she did not notice her twin!
“Filming with newborns was conducted under parental supervision with safety and rest”. If they were newborns, then I am the Pope. A big ‘F’ for the production team. I wonder if they were aware that you can get very realistic AI robo-newborns nowadays.
The random man who went to the villa heard a baby crying in the shed, and he thought it was a cat! He can’t distinguish a human from a cat. Meow! Anyway, that cry was from Okay (Ok), TikTok was the one taken by the evil actress, the one with the mole and an additional letter to her name.
Then a big time jump (preview). Everyone will look the same except for the twins. Well, they can't have them still looking like the monster 'newborns, can they? We were also shown that Oh Bok-Gil found Okay (I call her that because she was okay). I guess LoserLady went kaput as she leapt into the Han River with her fake ‘newborn’. Or maybe she will reappear, reincarnated as "Drop Dead Diva*".
The moral of the story: Some lives are fucked by being born to the wrong mother. Loserlady could have fought for her twins better. There was no need to hide her pregnancy; instead, demanded child support, or even marriage, which that sucker would have agreed to, defying his father. Being in the wrong womb may screw up your life. It is so unfair.
*An American legal comedy-drama, where a dashing model died, and her soul is accidentally reincarnated into the body of a brilliant, plus-sized lawyer. A Korean remake is in the works, with the working title "Goddess of the Court" (MBC).
OMG! LoserLady gave birth to a pair of monsters. The twins looked big for newborns; their eyes were wide open too, and their limbs were thrashing around. Moreover, LoserLady seemed nimble, able to do a marathon-sprint just after giving birth. I am truly amazed by S. Korean women. One for me, please. Oh! Make it a double.
Anyway, what will happen to her? She had stumbled upon the truth, using the infamous Korean method of spying, eavesdropping by the door at the right time. Yes! They always come up to the door at the right moment when secrets are being spilt. Will she be kaput! Murdered by that evil actress.
I am also curious about the cute little girl, Tae-Suk, the daughter of LoserLady’s uncle, O Bok-Gil. There was no adult Tae-Suk, so she probably died. Also, how did one of the twins end up with her uncle? Will it be Tok-Hee or Ok-Hee? Tok is the one with the mole; add a letter to her name, and you get a mole. Neat! So clever Clapity Clap.
I think I am going to take a break from this drama; it is getting boring. I should focus on the TikTok twins in "First Man". I have fallen out of love with Crappy, so far out, right into the bottom of the East China Sea. Splash Splash Man overboard!
Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok, the clock is running down. Which one will Chae Hwa-Young steal, Ok Tee or Tok Tee?
You know what is getting up my arse? It is another one of those dramas where we have to put up with losers. Jung Sook-Hee is a loser. Why does she have to hide from Ma Dong Seok, the father of her twins? Then she is also putting off her bar exams and doing odd jobs to eke out a living. Hello? Your babies daddy is a chaebiol heir. Cling on to him or demand maintenance money from him.
So what if Dong-Seok has another woman? Besides, from what I can see, Hwa-Young is not his woman, and I am sure the baby she carried belongs to the lapdog that follows her around. She was going to fake the DNA if the baby had survived. Now she does not have to, since the TikToks are Dong-Seok’s. One of them will live a life of luxury while the other will live a peasant. This is what happens when you are born to the wrong woman, a loser. Life can be so unfair.
WOW! Must be a first! Clap Clapy Clapity Clap Clap Clap A very pregnant woman running around and trying to commit murder. Then had labor contractions and fell down the steps. I know what will happen next. Her fetus died and then she stole one of the Tee twins. Will it be Ok Tee or Tok Tee?
Desperado YC is pregnant, my arse! (preview). She must be the Bl88dy Virgin Mary, if she is. There was no aerobics between her and Mama’s Boy that night; he had passed out drugged. Unless she had raped him while she was asleep!
Meanwhile, in the ending scene, Crappy had on that odd outfit. It made her look so ugly and unappealing. Ugh! What is wrong with her? I am soooo disappointed and so out of love, no come back, never.
‘ola! BBQ Mi-Hyang’s place had been turned into a ‘war room’; Crappy, Puckerlips and Lapdoggy Hwang had their first meeting there. Lapdoggy thanked the other two for saving his sister, but he did not give anything in return about the death of their dads. Poor negotiators, the Crap-Lips couple.
Meanwhile, it had become a whodunit game. Everyone was left guessing on who had done it, except for the two murderers. They had struck once again. Mama Evil Gong-Gong had murdered Mama’s Boy's mom, while Chairman Satan Jin had attempted to murder Lapdoggy’s sister. Weird! He would lose his leverage by doing this. However, criminals tend to have low IQ.
Crappy is on the losing end, once again. Deservingly so. She had no plan, no strategy and awful tactics. DesperadoYC is running rings around her while also being banged by Mama’s Boy in their marital bed. Clap Clap Clap
What a crappy ending, really crappy. It left a bitter taste in my mouth. No bloodbath, no punishment for those who committed crimes, except for Chairman Evil. That retard, Ji-Seop, assaulted Chucky, and Bozo Lucia let him get away with it. Some ‘loving’ and 'protective' mother, eh?
Worse, Bozo Lucia and Evil Jr. became ‘besties’ and enjoyed sisterhood at the park with a picnic lunch. WTF! The closing scenes of them at the park sickened me, including the one where Mdm Gong-Gong was frolicking with them, Chucky and Evil. Jr. The worst ending ever. F88kity-f88k!
It had just dawned on me that Mama’s Boy had banged three of the bitches in the Coven, Ji-Na, his ex-fiancée, Ms Desperado (Yeong-Chae) and of course, Crappy, his ex-wife. He might as well complete the deed and have aerobics with Ms Kim, I think she used to work at the department store. Of course, he can’t have it with the Barbie, Se-Mi, as she is his half-sister.
Clap Clap Clapity Clap PuckerLips had advanced one more step into Crappy’s pants. He is now doing huggies from behind. From butt to bosom sniffing, to spooning while standing up. Soooo erotic, all these ‘Kamasutra’ moves. He seems to be around a lot these days, moving to the centre stage. Well done! Encore! Thunderous Clap
He and Crappy went to visit LappDoggy Hwang’s sister, Mi-Soo, at a psychiatric hospital. Apparently, Mama Evil Hye-Ra had stolen her artwork, used them to have a makeover and become an upper-class madam, worthy enough to be Chairman Evil Jin’s woman.
That was not the noteworthy thing. What was noteworthy was that Lapdoddy Hwang took so long to fight back, secretly sending that audio file and now hanging around the BBQ joint of Crappy’s mom. He held the secret behind the deaths of both the dads of PuckerLips and Crappy, but is not willing to share it with the victims. Instead, he is acting shady. I guess lapdogs have the IQ of a, well, a doggy.
So what next? There seems to be some drama in the next episode. Chairman Evil’s ex-wife woke up, but not for long because someone was seen to be injecting something into her. Was it poison? Did she die? Or will we have a Great Resurrection? K-dramas will not be complete without one of these.
Ah so! Hell hath frozen over. Good always triumphs over evil, so they say, but has it? Evil Jr. initially seemed to have gone loco, but had now shown remorse over what had happened to Miso-Soup. That was this week’s cliffhanger. Maybe it was all an illusion.
Meanwhile, Chucky had turned into Barbie, though not “Legally Blonde”. She had put on an act of wanting to throw herself over the roof, to get some redemption. Kiss my arse (very clean because I wash each time after I have done the No. 2). She is the product of being Evil Jr’s daughter, so she will not completely change.
Meanwhile, what happened to Chairman Evil Min? Is this how the ending will be? They all faded away one by one. Gaedong SJ, ‘Robin’ Tae-Joo gone, Poof! Just vanished into thin air. I shall only be satisfied when they all jump off the roof, except for Robin, of course.
One bang, aerobics with Mama’s Boy, and Ms Desperado YC already claimed to be the daughter-in-law. WTF! Hello? This is the 21st century, not the Joseon era. Anyway, kudos to Mama’s Boy; he swallowed whole what was served up to him on a silver platter. Good man!
Meanwhile, PuppyDog Ha-Neul has not managed to get into Crappy's pants, not even a sloppy French kiss. Just sniffing bosom. What is wrong with you, dude? Look at Mama’s Boy, I have to stop calling him that soon. He is a big boy now.
So! The truth behind the death of PuppyDog’s dad was revealed, and the main protagonists had admitted to it: Mama Biatch Gong-Gong and Chairman Evil Jin. Pukerlips is now running around trying to prove that Crappy’s dad is not the murderer. He will do that by puckering his lips. Good man! Come on, doggy, sniff more bosom. Sniff Sniff.
Bozo the Goddess! Yep, another big upgrade for Lucia. Evil Jr KC fed misinformation about Miso-Soup to Chucky and turned her against Goddess Bozo Lucia. Clap Clap Clap. Sooo clever! I am falling in love with her. Evil and deranged women turn me on.
Meanwhile, all Bozo TK is running around like a headless chicken and giving warnings to Gae-Dong SJ and Evil Jr. KC. However, why does he not give warnings to Chairman Evil Min as well? Speaking of the devil, he seemed to have gone M.I.A. for several episodes. What’s up? Is the actor busy with other projects like hawking thermal underwear, since winter is coming? Same for ‘Robin’ Tae-Joo, doing ads for deodorant.
Anyway, I am disappointed. No kaputae. I am dying for some blood. No, a bloodbath is what I need. Come on, PD-nim, let’s end with a bang, a big bloody one.
We have started the second half of this drama, so let’s do a quick round-up
On one side, we have the Bitches Coven, the young ones all congregated in the design department of the company, and the two heads of the Bitches, the evil mamas. They are not all aligned; instead, they plot against each other. Crappy is on a mission to get her mom.
Then we have the Doggies' Lair. The puppy dogs who sniff at Crappy's butt and the lapdogs, i,e, the ‘managers’, Hwang and Gu. Included in these is the female lapdog, Yun, the secretary of Mama Evil Hye-Ra. PupyDog Ha-Neul is on a mission to get his stepmom. Well, I am not too sure about that. If only he could stop sniffing Crappy's butt and come up for air.
In the tale of lapdogs, Lapdog Hwang seemed to have developed a heat for Mama Mi-Hyang and has started to appear at her BBQ to sniff at her butt. Or maybe he has developed a conscience and is ready to reveal the truth about Crappy's dad, Ki-Beom. Moreover, he may be the one who leaked the audio to Puppy Dog Ha-Neul to reveal the truth about his dad’s death.
So what now? How will Puppydog Ha-Neul deal with the truth, apart from grabbing Mama Evil Gong-Gong’s collar and crying into the bosom of Crappy? Yep, that was a big upgrade, from butt sniffing to bosom sniffing. Congrats! Soju-bomb party, everyone, come to the Mama Mi-Hyang BBQ tonight, 7 pm.
There was a big time jump of 29 years, and every one of the adults looked the same; no one was a year older, including the grandad and great-uncle who should be at least 70 by now, but they still looked not a day older. There was a change of hairstyle for some, though, like Lappy, Shedevil Hwa-Yeong’s lapdog, who had invested in hair cream; now his hair is up and held in place.
On the positive side, I have fallen in love again, with both the twins, TikTok and Okay. Same genes but very different characters, the product of their different upbringing. Life is going to be so much fun; there will not be a boring day. Sorry, Crappy (“A Graceful Liar”), you are out!
The cliff hanger: The twins pass each other at the Mall, but did they recognise each other? Okay wear glasses so she can have the excuse of being ‘blind’, but what about TikTok! Oh! I know, she walks around with her eyes looking up, so she did not notice her twin!
The random man who went to the villa heard a baby crying in the shed, and he thought it was a cat! He can’t distinguish a human from a cat. Meow! Anyway, that cry was from Okay (Ok), TikTok was the one taken by the evil actress, the one with the mole and an additional letter to her name.
Then a big time jump (preview). Everyone will look the same except for the twins. Well, they can't have them still looking like the monster 'newborns, can they?
We were also shown that Oh Bok-Gil found Okay (I call her that because she was okay). I guess LoserLady went kaput as she leapt into the Han River with her fake ‘newborn’. Or maybe she will reappear, reincarnated as "Drop Dead Diva*".
The moral of the story:
Some lives are fucked by being born to the wrong mother. Loserlady could have fought for her twins better. There was no need to hide her pregnancy; instead, demanded child support, or even marriage, which that sucker would have agreed to, defying his father. Being in the wrong womb may screw up your life. It is so unfair.
*An American legal comedy-drama, where a dashing model died, and her soul is accidentally reincarnated into the body of a brilliant, plus-sized lawyer. A Korean remake is in the works, with the working title "Goddess of the Court" (MBC).
Anyway, what will happen to her? She had stumbled upon the truth, using the infamous Korean method of spying, eavesdropping by the door at the right time. Yes! They always come up to the door at the right moment when secrets are being spilt. Will she be kaput! Murdered by that evil actress.
I am also curious about the cute little girl, Tae-Suk, the daughter of LoserLady’s uncle, O Bok-Gil. There was no adult Tae-Suk, so she probably died. Also, how did one of the twins end up with her uncle? Will it be Tok-Hee or Ok-Hee? Tok is the one with the mole; add a letter to her name, and you get a mole. Neat! So clever Clapity Clap.
You know what is getting up my arse? It is another one of those dramas where we have to put up with losers. Jung Sook-Hee is a loser. Why does she have to hide from Ma Dong Seok, the father of her twins? Then she is also putting off her bar exams and doing odd jobs to eke out a living. Hello? Your babies daddy is a chaebiol heir. Cling on to him or demand maintenance money from him.
So what if Dong-Seok has another woman? Besides, from what I can see, Hwa-Young is not his woman, and I am sure the baby she carried belongs to the lapdog that follows her around. She was going to fake the DNA if the baby had survived. Now she does not have to, since the TikToks are Dong-Seok’s. One of them will live a life of luxury while the other will live a peasant. This is what happens when you are born to the wrong woman, a loser. Life can be so unfair.
Meanwhile, in the ending scene, Crappy had on that odd outfit. It made her look so ugly and unappealing. Ugh! What is wrong with her? I am soooo disappointed and so out of love, no come back, never.
Meanwhile, it had become a whodunit game. Everyone was left guessing on who had done it, except for the two murderers. They had struck once again. Mama Evil Gong-Gong had murdered Mama’s Boy's mom, while Chairman Satan Jin had attempted to murder Lapdoggy’s sister. Weird! He would lose his leverage by doing this. However, criminals tend to have low IQ.
Crappy is on the losing end, once again. Deservingly so. She had no plan, no strategy and awful tactics. DesperadoYC is running rings around her while also being banged by Mama’s Boy in their marital bed. Clap Clap Clap
Have a crappy weekend, everyone!
Worse, Bozo Lucia and Evil Jr. became ‘besties’ and enjoyed sisterhood at the park with a picnic lunch. WTF! The closing scenes of them at the park sickened me, including the one where Mdm Gong-Gong was frolicking with them, Chucky and Evil. Jr. The worst ending ever. F88kity-f88k!
Clap Clap Clapity Clap PuckerLips had advanced one more step into Crappy’s pants. He is now doing huggies from behind. From butt to bosom sniffing, to spooning while standing up. Soooo erotic, all these ‘Kamasutra’ moves. He seems to be around a lot these days, moving to the centre stage. Well done! Encore! Thunderous Clap
He and Crappy went to visit LappDoggy Hwang’s sister, Mi-Soo, at a psychiatric hospital. Apparently, Mama Evil Hye-Ra had stolen her artwork, used them to have a makeover and become an upper-class madam, worthy enough to be Chairman Evil Jin’s woman.
That was not the noteworthy thing. What was noteworthy was that Lapdoddy Hwang took so long to fight back, secretly sending that audio file and now hanging around the BBQ joint of Crappy’s mom. He held the secret behind the deaths of both the dads of PuckerLips and Crappy, but is not willing to share it with the victims. Instead, he is acting shady. I guess lapdogs have the IQ of a, well, a doggy.
So what next? There seems to be some drama in the next episode. Chairman Evil’s ex-wife woke up, but not for long because someone was seen to be injecting something into her. Was it poison? Did she die? Or will we have a Great Resurrection? K-dramas will not be complete without one of these.
Meanwhile, Chucky had turned into Barbie, though not “Legally Blonde”. She had put on an act of wanting to throw herself over the roof, to get some redemption. Kiss my arse (very clean because I wash each time after I have done the No. 2). She is the product of being Evil Jr’s daughter, so she will not completely change.
Meanwhile, what happened to Chairman Evil Min? Is this how the ending will be? They all faded away one by one. Gaedong SJ, ‘Robin’ Tae-Joo gone, Poof! Just vanished into thin air. I shall only be satisfied when they all jump off the roof, except for Robin, of course.
Meanwhile, PuppyDog Ha-Neul has not managed to get into Crappy's pants, not even a sloppy French kiss. Just sniffing bosom. What is wrong with you, dude? Look at Mama’s Boy, I have to stop calling him that soon. He is a big boy now.
So! The truth behind the death of PuppyDog’s dad was revealed, and the main protagonists had admitted to it: Mama Biatch Gong-Gong and Chairman Evil Jin. Pukerlips is now running around trying to prove that Crappy’s dad is not the murderer. He will do that by puckering his lips. Good man! Come on, doggy, sniff more bosom. Sniff Sniff.
Meanwhile, all Bozo TK is running around like a headless chicken and giving warnings to Gae-Dong SJ and Evil Jr. KC. However, why does he not give warnings to Chairman Evil Min as well? Speaking of the devil, he seemed to have gone M.I.A. for several episodes. What’s up? Is the actor busy with other projects like hawking thermal underwear, since winter is coming? Same for ‘Robin’ Tae-Joo, doing ads for deodorant.
Anyway, I am disappointed. No kaputae. I am dying for some blood. No, a bloodbath is what I need. Come on, PD-nim, let’s end with a bang, a big bloody one.
On one side, we have the Bitches Coven, the young ones all congregated in the design department of the company, and the two heads of the Bitches, the evil mamas. They are not all aligned; instead, they plot against each other. Crappy is on a mission to get her mom.
Then we have the Doggies' Lair. The puppy dogs who sniff at Crappy's butt and the lapdogs, i,e, the ‘managers’, Hwang and Gu. Included in these is the female lapdog, Yun, the secretary of Mama Evil Hye-Ra. PupyDog Ha-Neul is on a mission to get his stepmom. Well, I am not too sure about that. If only he could stop sniffing Crappy's butt and come up for air.
In the tale of lapdogs, Lapdog Hwang seemed to have developed a heat for Mama Mi-Hyang and has started to appear at her BBQ to sniff at her butt. Or maybe he has developed a conscience and is ready to reveal the truth about Crappy's dad, Ki-Beom. Moreover, he may be the one who leaked the audio to Puppy Dog Ha-Neul to reveal the truth about his dad’s death.
So what now? How will Puppydog Ha-Neul deal with the truth, apart from grabbing Mama Evil Gong-Gong’s collar and crying into the bosom of Crappy? Yep, that was a big upgrade, from butt sniffing to bosom sniffing. Congrats! Soju-bomb party, everyone, come to the Mama Mi-Hyang BBQ tonight, 7 pm.