The person above me went to the person above them to find the person above them to get a tattoo of the person above them dancing with the person above them.
TPAM secretly lives in Tom & Jerry's house and is stealing the pieces of cheese from the mouse traps when no one is around to see it except for Jerry, but nobody believes him.
The person above me invented that rough, half-ply toilet paper (the kind that falls apart just looking at it) you find at your work, the department store, and seemingly everywhere you use the bathroom away from home.
The person above me has a fig orchard that has been in their family since the 1500s for the sole purpose of selling fig leaves as modesty covers for works of art around the world.