GAY shit I watched

So, this show opened with Dinneaw in some small ass undies with his ass out, and im not gonna sit here and front I went AOOGAH, little did I know this show would be more sexual jokes and lackluster fan service than plot smh. Someone else had a review about this show deserving to go to horny jail and I couldn't think of a better way to describe it. Won't rewatch, the only thing I can say about this is that Poppy was funny HALF of the time and Sangmin at least stood the fuxk up for himself with his parents which is sum that more than half of the characters in BL cant say. Oh also I remember REALLY liking the first ep and 2nd episode onward was a steady downhill decline

Did they even kiss? Lmao; do not rewatch

The one where they start talking to each other on live- NO NOT GAME BOYS.

Was honestly super boring at first. Only watched it cause of Hearth but the last three episodes actually got super interesting and the characters, despite the smaller than average runtime, felt decently developed and their scenes explaining their changes in lifestyle didn't feel rushed surprisingly. That being said, prolly won't rewatch

For  a special episode, it was alright. Def felt like a cute little send off for the characters but the lack of fan service which I expect from a SPE didn't really do it for me.

The one with the waysian guy who can see ghost and they constantly make speak English. Honestly the story was confusing and really dumb. Even if you shut your brain off stuff just doesn't mesh or bode well. Like the reincarnation bit at the end for what I'm assuming will be a happy ending/second chance/ in another life bit. Not to mention the lesbian ghost all of a sudden being in love with each other no problems. It did have its cute moments, but overall shit was just too dumb. Do not rewatch

A lil corny ngl. The one with the Naga dragon and snake guy. Im gonna be honest, hit so hard in the beginning and the production was INSANE, but the more and more I got into it the more it dragged. Low/Mid rewatch priority. Since I didn't even really like the BL aspects of this. And the actual plot was somewhat messy

the one with the momma pappa couple who are alpha and omega and race car drivers, was so looking forward to this but I dove in blind asf not knowing anything about it and was turned all the way off with the alpha omega BS. I was promised a NASCAR Speed Racer BL and was hit with that mf "Mama" "Papa" shit ;-;. Do not rewatch, dragged hella and ion really care about either of the couples. Even the spicy scenes were kind of meh

The one with the brothers lmao. And the whole Frog Prince fiasco that made no sense. Deadass can't say anything else about this. Mid. Probably won't rewatch unless in the Step-Brothers mood by why when Stay With me and History exists.

The one with the acting class couple and the NPC bttm. Basically Thai Why R U? on speed. Maybe worth a rewatch??? But prolly not.

Best thing about this BL was the side couples and that one scene with dancing with the devil playing. The one with MosBank set at a jewlery company. Dogshit lol. My favorite highlights being, the car crash, the painting scene, the entire special episode, the naga plotline being relevant for a total of 10 minutes, the show.

The one where the mafia boss becomes obsessed with his bottom after a one night stand. After completing this series, which I had dropped 5 episodes in when the show initially came out. I can officially say I have reached aunties at the nail salon levels of soap opera. that being sad, thats pretty much all this BL boils down to, a trashy guilty-pleasure. Mid, not gonna rewatch.

NOW, that being said for the SERIES, I actually red a English version of the original novel but ONLY the Kom and Baiboon part. And I actually really liked it, it was crazy seeing how this was all happening in the story but wasn't present at all within the show. Despite it being toxic for very obvious reasons, I love toxicity and thought that overall Baiboon and Kom were a cute couple. I will be rereading that part of the original novel. (Also the placement and rating only goes for the series not the book)

mid, didnt hate it didnt love it )The one with the two office workers in the failing company and thats 7 short asf episodes

A fart in the wind. Sorry

I watched this thinking it came out BEFORE Love syndrome III not realizing that this actually came out in the horrendous year that was 2024. SO yeah a bit of  a blunder on my part especially considering I only watched it to get a better grasp on Day and Itt's plot for LSII. I've only watched the first ep for that show but in terms of this movie, yeah I didn't really fuck with it. IDK I liked the non-con scene but the steps from that to Day and Itt getting together were deadass non-existent. At least with Night and his top we saw the progression, as quick as it was. N E Ways, hopefully the show is better. Cause this ending on a cliffhanger too is lowk crazy

The one with the...well...trainees LMFAO. BOO THIS WAS BORING BOO. Only part I fucked with heavy was Views character, do not rewatch

FINALLY. Deadass took me months to watch. Hit in the beginning but after like the first 3 episodes this show drags its feet slower than a WW|| amputee soldier trudging it through the trenches. Do not rewatch

The one with the blue glowing water and two coinciding worlds. On Par with After Sundown, interesting story but just doesn't have that oomf and is slightly too predictable. Probably won't rewatch.

The ZeeNuNew film about the arranged marriage and dead bitch grandma haunting NuNew. Boring and lazy, nothing interesting.  At least it was pretty and ZeeNuNew -\_0.0_/-  Not gonna rewatch

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THE NEXT PRINCE BE BETTER THAN THIS

the one with the lawyer and ex-con. JBL are usually hit or miss for me but this one was straight up meh. The lack of tik tok edits kind of prove my point.

update 12/27/24 ; I immediately got hit with several tik tok edits from this show the following week. But my point still stands,

The one with the BUNK ass subtitles. Very cookie cuter, the boys were cute and adorable and there were a couple comedic parts but overall this show is kind of every other BL in a HS setting. Only binge watched it cause it was so short

The one where every episode is a different premise until its not.

So this was interesting until they revealed the MCs for every episode were actually actors and they just starred in different movies together. I don't tend to really like BLs about Idols or actors ironically, except My Stand-In that shit slaps. So yeah the second half of the show just really fell off for me. Especially with how vague the problems between the main couple were. That being said, the first two episodes were really enjoyable and cute. But I'm not gonna rewatch

The one with the school "Friday College" 

Boring asf, shit drags so bad and is 15 episodes long. The fact bby Earn doesn't even get his little story with his own ship pissed me right off too. Meanwhile were sat for 15 episodes watching Phun and Non bicker and being jealous. 

Boring. Mew is so fine and was deadass the only reason I watched this show. That and because im a BL completionist. Oh well better luck next time IG

This shit ain't for me chief. The one with North and Johan./ How Much is Your Love? adaptation. So I was excited walking into this but that excitement quickly dwelled into boredom. I hated Eater and his man's storyline it was so boring and whenever we did get an episode with North and Johan those two would always come rearing their ugly ass heads and take up half the episode. I usually try to watch everything even if I don't like a show but I deadass started skipping their scenes. N E Ways, I read  a good majority of the North and Johan novel and while I was sat for a good while I quickly kind of realized in retrospect that I didn't like their story either. Like the way Johan fell in love with North just kind of seemed dumb to me, idk I didn't find it cute at all.  Do not rewatch

The one with the angel ghost guy who can grant wishes, but actually cant. So basically the fairies from wixoss. Prob wouldve worked better with different actors and more runtime. The chemistry wasnt there imo and story felt rushed asf

Boring, then interesting, then boring again. A second 12 episode season wasn't necessary imo

The one that is a glorified nature documentary. I realllly wanted to like this fuck ass BL But the slow burn was so slow that it stopped burning and started warming. Like a rice cooker...

N E Ways the actor who plays Fifa is so cute and I loved his vibe and whole rockstar bunny look. He also has really good music I added to my playlist, which was also the highlight of the show. The top was annoying asf though, punking on a whole ass kid who didn't even want to come work at the nature park. Felt immature and nasty. Do not rewatch.

Melodrama at its weakest. thank god it was only 6 episodes long. The one where the bottom is referred to as a cat that waits for its owner all day long and the like 5 year long breakup. Do not rewatch, this was boring as hell. I'm getting tired of BL where the plot is nothing but melodrama. especially when the cinematography is bland and boring. 

This shit was ass lmao, straight up played in my face

MosBank but trapped on an island but not really but also everyone is here 

"Its just a special that takes place three years after Leon and Pob break up." Ohhh so close, its actually not that at all!

If i forget what made me hate this I'll look at my review. Bored and annoyed the entire time. Guess Leon and whatever his bottoms name arent getting that sequel series WOMP WOMP

edit 3/29/25 - Adding this from when I used to write reviews for these things too lol

"Literally why would you even so much as have the side couple present if you're not even gonna do anything with them? I don't understand why the special episode would even set this reunion up in the beginning if they knew nothing was going to come out of it. It deadass happens three times in the episode where they're thissss close to meeting each other again but then don't. Leo and Fiat already got a whole other special episode to themselves so why they felt the need to have this one focused so heavily on them again is beyond me. Its not like I even prefer the side couple over the main one, it just felt really scummy and weird how shafted and sidelined the side couple was this entire episode. And then teasing the viewer with "Oh there's a chance they might meet up for real this time. Just kidding!" Honestly I already wasn't the biggest fan of Don't Say No, especially compared to Be Mine Superstar. Anyways never touching this show again goodnight" 

Thank GAY Jesus for new age BL cause goddam were yall early on B fans living in the TRENCHES. Ive only watched the In-Sun part of this, and IDK when Ill watch the other shows/IF. But The In-Sun part was predictable and slow. And also I was under the assumption that they ended up happily together in their original show? Guess not. Anyways BL still has its flops, but at least theres really good ones out there now. Prob wont rewatch, or In-Sun in My Dear Loser either, Id rather rewatch Dangerous Romance since its the same show lol

The one with the girl who has a stalker. Shit was boring asf and the top running away to the surf shop and moving out felt so forced and overly dramatic. Maybe I'm judging it too harshly though it is a mini-series after all. But that being said I will not be rewatching

YAWN The one a top and a bottom. So Mid, its like you took the common denominator in every school BL and only used those to make a show. The cliffhanger was embarrassing since it was the only interesting dramatic part of the actual show. Not worth a rewatch at all tbh.

Boring NGL, the one with the standoffish bottom and asshole top

??? Do not Rewatch lol. (Serious notes down below.)

I haven't seen Unintentional Love Story and tbh this movie prequel makes me not want to. I'll give it a shot though and maybe my opinions on this movie will change but this shit felt too cookie cutter and while the acting was good it also felt super fast paced and the relationship progression between the couple was hard for me to really feel like they did get closer because of it. 

The one with the really bad misgendering subtitles and where the bottom has a crush on the top for seven years. The only scene I liked was the water bottle being slammed on the floor scene. Everything else was either dumb or boring. Do not rewatch.

The pretty privileged one, do NOT rewatch 

The one where one guy is a singer and the other is a pianist.

Lets do what every other BL plot does the mini-series! Thought this would be like Cosmetic Playlover where the series focuses on the two and their occupations to make it interesting. This show, did not really do that, instead it focuses on the MC's past as an up and coming idol who was abused by his mentor. It was lowkey giving Love in the Air with Prapai and Sky but with ZERO chemistry between the main leads.

The boring one that was the cookie cutter ahh Uni BL, Do not rewatch

idk what to say

The one i watched with my Grandma. YUP. 

AB my beloved, may you rest in peace with ur dog shit final scene <3. Literally so embarrassing and disappointing.... Chinese government, rot in hell <3

The one where they originally meetup for a hook up but then the guy gets a panic attack and then theyre stuck in quarantine together. Do not rewatch, I was on my phone half of the time.

Shit was perfection until that BUNK ASS ending. An off screen car accident death? Was the shock value worth it? Seen that shit coming a mile away too at the end of episode 9 fuck this show lmao.

Finished this like last week but forgot to put it on this list LMAO. The one with the couple from The Rebound and My Dear Gangster Oppa except thats it. Thats the gimmick, its just this fuck ass couple in a fuck ass university setting. What a Lame Gimmick, don't rewatch.

BOO! TOMATOE TOMATOE! The one where they expect us t sympathize with a four eyes nf who essentially trafficked bitches. ABSOLUTELY NOT! 2/10 cause even the show itself was mid asf and the only cute parts between the couple I enjoyed were at the VERY END

BOO! TOMATOE TOMATOE!! Boring nothing happens, and full of second hand embarrassment with MC talking to the air. The one with the dead ghost friend trapped in the old resort.  Do not rewatch, slog of a show this was to get through. Only watched this for Jimmy but yuh these guys had no chemistry whatsoever ngl 

The move where homie has two guys going after him and they fucking FOOT RACE at the end to see who claims him. Do not rewatch

I-.... I dont know man. I was mostly just talking shit about this the whole time I was watching it to my friend. Don't rewatch

YAAAWN. The one with the guy who says yes to everyone who asks him out and the boy who doesn't like him. Really boring and also wtf? Why did the main guys hair go from short and curly to long and straight? Was it a wig or sum? The mention it like ONCE lmao. Anyways boring asf 3/10 do not rewatch.

The one with the ex lovers reunited blah blah, for ten spicy minutes, this was as toxic as I could have ever hoped for. Too bad it was only ten minutes. and too bad there won't be a third movie. And unlike Stay With Me, this BL didn't convince me to try and pick up the novel for where the films leave off. Which btw, a helicopter crash? BFFR 

Honestly super boring, had to watch it because it was a recommended "toxic" relationship but nothing happens. The one with the boyfriends who get separated by their homophobic parents and then find each other later, so like, every BL ever. Anyways don't rewatch, maybe part two is better but I doubt it.

The one where there's a ghost living in the guys new apartment room. So I'm sick rn and maybe thats why I wasnt fucking with the BL but it just didn't give. I feel like a reallllly good Ghost BL has yet to be made and I just know I will eat it up when it is But as of rn, I only got ts/this is all I got. Do not rewatch.

This show was straight up ass fuck this shit a joke. Basically didnt even have the BL couple it was just shitty drama with some overdramatic pansy villain. It was not funny, it was not entertaining, the only good thing about this show was the music LMFAO

THE EVIL HAS BEEN SLAIN. The one with the couple who died in their past life and are reincarnated. SO, along with, City of Stars, Why R U? (Thai Vers.), and Pit Babe. I finally finished this group of BLs I started all around the same time and put on hold due to how boring they were. This one being the worst with SEVENTEEN EPISODES. Honestly the premise was solid asf and absolutely hit in the beginning. Too bad the main actors were cringe. Like I blame the directing more than anything but everytime this mf cried I wanted to slam my head against the wall.Gets a low rating cause of how much afucking slog this was to get through. I even watched the last 3 episodes on 2X speed and skipped some scenes

This shit pissed me off ? 

Ik dam well the people who say they "Loved" this BL in the comments are lying through their teeth bro. 

Century of Love if Century of Love was garbage. Well BOY did this age like milk. That's right folks, kill yourself if your reincarnated lover is the same gender as you. R.I.P. but also DONT. Do not rewatch

Now, don't get me wrong. I understand SOTUS was one of GMMTV first BLs, if not THE first i think. But I remember watching this show and hating it. I also cant stand one of the fucking actors, dont even wanna bother looking up his name, which ironically I liked Be My Favorite despite him being in it. But yeah, I cant stand authority in any shape or form cause fuck that and the hazing in this show would make my blood boil. Only watched this once yearssss ago and im adding it to this list cause I REFUSE to ever rewatch it. Only started thinking about it cause Dinosaur Love, which I wanna drop that show now just because of them bringing in mf SOTUS

11/3 edit; Also both male leads look BUNK as hell

The one with the mysterious strawberry girl in the old school film reel. NOT A BL. It has a gay guy, and that's it. Super boring, long, and obvious. The only thing worse than this is HIT BITE LOVE. WHICH IS NOT HARD

The absolute bondage trainwreck, BURGER KING, Do not rewatch ever

On the same par as HIT BITE LOVE. The one where his man gets shot and the MC goes back in time and joins a host club. Did not make sense and unlike HBL, this wasnt even a so bad its good kind of deal. Do not ever rewatch, and forget it even exists. Bottom of the list and will probably stay there. (: