how funny and accurate (not me having the same demerits except point 1, that is switched ^^)
Yeah, Cyrene. Im fine now. 🙂. Still I'm afraid about the fact if someone shows up and says that this place is for serious discussions. I only try to cheer people up 🙃 I mean no harm
Candidate name: Pran Parakul
Merits:
1. Loves with all his heart. Is devoted to one person for lifetime. Keeps boyfriend's gifts close to him all the time
2. Is very pretty. His dimples hold the power to cure any kind of depression known to mankind. Smells like heaven.
3. Is a romantic and composes songs for his boyfriend
4. Can perform elevator and escalator skits on short notice
5. Is skilled at removing makeup, Draws heart shapes on boyfriend's face.
6. Doesn't shy away from lying or getting people drunk if it means his boyfriend is safe
7. Willing to share his room in times of dire need even if he knows he might end up getting hurt in the process.
8. Once his FLIRTING MODE IS ON, any mortal being would be DONE FOR. CAUTION: HIGH LEVEL OF SELF CONTROL IS ADVISED
9. Is brave. Often Doesn't shy away from asking for boyfriend's chat Id or asking for others feelings about his boyfriend
10. Can cook out of the world breakfast and known to cheer boyfriend up by leaving sticky notes around.
Demerits:
1. Often says the opposite of what he has in his heart
2. Hallucinates and yearns from an unfortunate distance. Headbutts people without prior warning.
3. He doesn't tolerate irresponsible people. Can be late to show up at your rescue if he's in the middle of drawing
* will write more if you guys don't mind*
Pat jokes around about Pran liking it. So it should be counted as a demerit after all😏
I mean no harm
Horny speed? *Clears throat* *Let the expert explain it to yaa*
It is the speed acquired by Pat to travel to Pran's house when he finds out he's alone.
Pat's horny speed= 2*Pat's original speed