BurntBaguettes Watching BL in Thailand, you already know how it is. I was dreading starting this because the bunny scene low-key was not even that bad. Okay, we have a trope, like, oh, he is trying to find his lover, he fell in love with him three years ago, whatever, had sex with him, whatever. Okay, the ex, a whole bunch of shit that was the ex’s fault. And I’m like, bro, you’re titty as fuck, you’re titty as fuck. I’m like, okay, wow, so cool, everything’s going great. And no, everything’s not going great. The brother gets stabbed, I’m like, oh shit. And then the mother needs treatment, and then the bank account gets emptied out. I’m like, what the fuck is that? I am not even violent like that, but I swear to God, if I was in this goofy, ugly wig wearing motherfucker’s shoes, that ex would never find peace. As I stated earlier, I am not even violent like that, but I would low-key skin this motherfucker alive. I cannot lie. What the fuck? Okay, so I low-key thought we were getting payback on the love interest , but we are not, so I do not give a fuck. Okay, bye.
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Crazy Love, Moo-Moo! Episode 5
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lowkey this dumb ass show is growing on me so much i cant. v2 watching bl in the motherland love to see it shout out bangkok one time. so they r meant for each other we had so more lroe about moo liking fu back but one interaction fucked them all the way up. Some cute kissing on a boat because yay thailand it rains out of fucking nowhere, so lore acurate. hot take, i love the high school bothers love story more then our main couple. i dont know why but it is just so fun. It is currently idk 9 or 10, i still have my shit sent in cali time, but im gonna run one more episode, because god this shit is addicting in all the bad ways. okay bye!
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Be My Player Two Episode 1
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they have me so gagged. this shit was actually beyond funny and I know they had a fucking field day with this my lord. I like that they had parts where they were in the game. The crush feels a little like they jumped the gun, but i am okay with that bc its them, so shout out my boys one time. would give my life for them lets go. okay bye!
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Don't Be Too Emotional Episode 3
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OH MY GOD. Okay so big jane definitely likes jane actually because that reaction was lowkey insane. Well we do know he comes crawling back but oh my god. That was a lot. We also got a lot more lore which was nice to see. And yeah. I was gagged the entire time and they r playing games i am not even ready for lmao. 9/10 okay bye!
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Don't Be Too Emotional Episode 2
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i lowkey take back my first review. I understand what they are doing now lmao. Im playing checkers and they r playing football. On a flight to thailand rn actually so thats fun, but oh my god. Great acting all around and this show has me all the way gobsmacked. ALSO HIM BEING 32???? Huh? With the double ids and lil jane has rocks for brains because no way. But everyone who makes a deal with the devil does so thats fire. ALSO GRABBING THE TITS IS CRAZY WORK IM GONNA BE SICKKKK. 9/10 okay bye!
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Don't Be Too Emotional Episode 1
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WHAT IS THIS TIME FRAME HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS? Like it feels very jumpy but at the same time not, im just lost and we need to space this out better because it already feels extremely rushed. (Wait jk i realized that im not locked in and thats the vibes they were going for, love to see it) 8.5/10 okay bye!
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I am at a loss for words right now. The whole episode was low-key just like, kind of like, oh, we are dragging, repeat, we are doing a plot. Okay, so for the final five minutes, Bo is going to beat his meat in the bathroom. Why? Why did we do that? No idea, but I am like, oh, they are going to cut it. Oh, they are going to cut it. And they did not cut it, and they kept showing that. He is moaning his name and all that. I am like, what the hell? I am in the airport right now, and I am literally so gagged. Oh my God. Oh my fucking God. Good fucking night. Okay, bye!
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A Dog and a Plane Episode 6
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I do not like these camera angles. Why do we keep zooming in like we are in a reality TV show? Please stop. Oh my God.I just realized they jumped into the water with jeans on. At least two of them did. What the fuck? SHE IS NOT BEYONCE IM ACTUALLY SICKKK. This show is the most embarrassing thing ever. I think I am going to die. I think I am going to die. There is no fucking way. Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts is low-key a rich people thing. I do not know what these people's problems are. The train part feels very natural; I lowkey like it. Like they are teasing each other. Sure, he does not have a car, does not have a house, low-key broke as fuck, picked you up in an ambulance, but he would never cheat on you. He would never treat you like you are lesser, by the way, if you even care. Right. He would never come to your friend's fucking birthday party uninvited and propose to you and make you feel bad after he cheated on you for a year, by the way, in case you were fucking wondering. Also, New looks so cute in these bunny ears, by the way. Okay bye!
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Crazy Love, Moo-Moo! Episode 4
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I am so dead. The fourth wall break was actually crazy. I have literally no words. What the fuck? Anyway, so moo moo obviously likes him. I just do not know why he does not lock the fuck in. You are about to get your man stolen, what the hell? Also, what the hell is this goddamn couple? I like our second couple is doing good, and we have the whole friend, who's fucking Earth? What the fuck? I am uncomfortable with this. Why are they touching purses right now? So Earthlok, he cheated on him, and now he is out. You are just trying to cuckold his ass. Why are we sitting in front of his door? DEFENDING MOO MOO HELL YEAH. Wow turnt party y'all…Sick-ass party if only we did not have the goddamn xylophone in the back, bro. Fu is playing checkers rn bro and moo moo It has turned around and does not even know they are playing, bro. Why does Bob always play the really weird guys who chase him? In Love in the Air, he was weird. They had a four-year age gap. In Boy Next World, he was weird. He made up a whole timeline to be with this guy. And in this one, he is weird. Why does he keep playing these weird-ass characters? Okay bye!
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nothing is really happening but also a lot at the same time i cant explain but okay. pretty boring episode but they just got jumped by the ex and yeah. i dont know why the building is on fire, and why does this guy care so much like your man cheated to get with you, you have never been the prize. okay bye!
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A Dog and a Plane Episode 5
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Me and my micro crush watched this at 3 am lmao. He said: It was aight, just hella stuff going on and I was just lost. Fake ahh punches, but I guess the plot is there. Okay, and then my review, I liked this episode. It was really cute. I love the whole message with him not wanting to have sex with him because he is treating him like Lyon treated him, and then we turn around and have sex with him. That was a lot. They were really aggressive, and I do not think I have ever seen them like that. Also him grabbing you by the titties? Shit, rewatching that with one hand. I gagged! I am fucking gagged. Oh my lizzle. But yeah. Set to this track, and yeah. It is 3 in the morning and I am tired as hell, so yeah, cool. Micro gave it a 6 or 7 out of 10, and I give it like an 8.5 out of 10. Okay bye!
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Fourever You Part 2 Episode 24
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I thought this shit went to episode 25, but it is done. I thought that ending was pretty lackluster, and this whole episode kind of felt rushed. But yeah, I low-key like season 2. I thought it was pretty good. Season 1 was better. But this is still pretty good. I liked all the couples, and I think they have all brought the energy they deserve, but I just think specifically for last couple, I needed more because that was just kind of meh. But yeah, I am so sad it is over, and I am going to need a season 3. I do not give a fuck. I do not give a fuck if it has something to do with anything. I am going to need my season 3 right fucking now. I do not play about that. Okay, bye!
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I'm low-key irritated as fuck. This show, I have a lot of feelings about it, and I don't, I like, hate it, but at the same time, I don't, but I do, but I don't. This final episode, low-key bullshit. The side couple, the guy goes to Korea for about three minutes, comes back, decides his entire plot line. And everything that has led up to this, he really doesn't wanna do that, and instead he wants to teach dance at a ball. What? That's called Magic Moon, which is the name of the show. Also, they were trying to do a sequel kind of special episode with that ending thing. I don't wanna see that. I really don't. I don't wanna see a sequel, I wanna see a special episode. We need to end this fuck-ass show. Like, I don't know what we're doing. Um, you don't know. Our main couple... low-key bullshit, the dad died, or the grandmother died. And then I'm like, okay, what are we doing now? And now they're both gonna go to the master's school together, even though one's in architecture and one's in business. Um, we don't know where they're going to master's school. They didn't mention it. Um, also, yeah, so... I don't know why we couldn't just, like, make up and then, like, do whatever special we wanted in episode 10, but no, we hate ourselves, and this show's ass, and the actors are very aware of that. I think the actors did a fine job, it's just the plot was really bad, so it's not their fault, but they did a good job, but other than that, but no. Like, I would love to see them in, like, other shows together, because they both have good chemistry, but... Just not in a season two of this terrible goddamn show. So yeah, I'm gonna go write the review and probably hate on this dumbass fucking show. Okay bye!
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That was irritating as fuck. I don't know what we just did. I'm, this show's ass. So why did we try to get back with him at the grandfather's funeral and then... We rejected him at the grandfather's funeral. Also, the grandpa died just really quickly, like really quickly, really randomly. I'm so lost. I have one episode left. I'm gonna force myself to watch this shit, but just know I'm not gonna do it happily. Also, love the main couple. Um, so sad bro had to go to Korea, but, or the side couple, not the main couple. And I'm not fixing this either. Um, yep, very interesting. okay bye!
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Ignoring the fact that we are both pissing me off right now, I did not expect this to go this way. I understand he was lying from the start, like a comment on IQIYI said that. And I am like, okay, but lying to get with him is one thing, and then having his best friend lie to him, having his so-exposed childhood sweetheart lie to him, and then you set up this whole thing, a fake wedding, a whole bunch of shit. And believing in these Feng Shui masters, I am like, okay, we are on two different levels right now. He is playing checkers, y’all are playing football, because there is no way. I feel like he has every right to be mad because he has no idea if you are lying to him, because everyone knew from the start he was lying to him because he had a crush on him, and he has had a crush on him forever, okay? But he does not know the same with you, and you can tell him all this stuff, and he just thinks you are using him for his body. I understand that, but maybe if we communicated more, but I understand why he does not want to talk to him. So I am low-key on Ritz’s side right now. I think his feelings are completely valid, because lying is one thing, but he got the whole cast to lie to this guy. I am like, okay, so now we both like each other, but there are levels to this. They lowkey had me fooled so i guess 8.5/10? Okay bye!
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