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HOME OF THE FREE LAND OF THE BRAVEEEEE

I LOVE HOW HOMEBOY IS LIKE SO FREAKY ON THE…

I LOVE HOW HOMEBOY IS LIKE SO FREAKY ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT HE FREAKS OUT IN HIS INNER MONOLOGUE. Also, a workplace harassment lawsuit is coming because they don't play. Fukami looks sexy with the glasses, but also looks like a little girl. AWKWARD AH KISS, IM DONE WITH YALL BUMS. This is kind of a jump around shit, i dont really know what the point of this show is, but thats fine. okay bye!
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Four Stars

This feels a little bit random but its very to the point, which I can kind of get behind I guess. Holy AI with the swiping through guys, also the guy whose no fukami is beyond hot oh my god. I WANT TO GET IN FRONT OF THAT. NEXTTTT. okay bye!
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Jul 22, 2026

I am lowkey lost as hell and I don't even…

I am lowkey lost as hell and I don't even know what I just watched, but I guess okay. Leng is in this so shout out to my sexy boy. I think I was really confused and I dont quite enjoy being confused, so yeah. But they r cousins...which I am not fond of.
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Jul 22, 2026

Four Stars

pretty okay episode. we got more lore which was nice. Oh my god I am beyond excited for our third couple to meet yall have no idea. I lowkey dony know who amira is or whatever her name is and she just feels kind of irrelvant to the plot but thats fine. Love how the older two brothers are very respectful and love to see it. We just gotta wait for our disrespect ass younger brother, but cute. Cant wait for next week. This episode was a little bit boring though, but thats fine. Okay bye!
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Jul 22, 2026

a pretty good episode. they keep edging us…

a pretty good episode. they keep edging us though which i am not particularly fond of, but you know thats fine. i feel the scenes with our couple kind of feel forced into the plot in a way so i think they need to write those in a little bit better or just tone down all the other shit, becasue why is everyone and they momma his enemy that is lowkey so hard to keep track, but its whatever. its very easy to watch which is nice, or addicting is a better word, but yeah. We will try to catch up becasue i think this is actually gonna be pretty good once we get over all of these bumps. Okay bye!
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Jul 21, 2026

Just binged this entire show

And just like that, that show's over. I actually like that a lot. That was really fun. I feel like they could have done a little bit more with the ending, but I understand the actors were what, 19 in this, so I am like, okay, whatever. Low key, I like this a lot, and I did not think I was going to like it because... Penguin, anything with bestiality, I am good off that, but this is really good and I enjoyed it a lot. North Pole, a little bit hard to watch, but it is okay. We are going to watch our couple Mac, so that is even better. Yeah, I would give it like an 8.5 for the ending. Four-year-long situationship for another couple. I hope they make a season two, even though it has been two years. I am praying for my season two, though, because I do not play about them, bro. Okay, that is it. Okay, bye.

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Jul 21, 2026

Four Stars

Oh my God, so much just happened. I am overstimulated as hell. RIP the ghost lady. Love the sexy principal. Shout out her one time. I do not know how he got up after he got hit with the pot. I think just true ambition. You know what? Hell yeah. I cannot hate the player. I have to hate the game. What’s it called? Son just got dropped by a bullet, and now he is a panther again, wandering the forest, and his penguin boyfriend is trying to find him. Wow, wonder how this is going to go. One episode left. Let us switch the beat. I need you all to fuck at least three times in this episode, in animal form and human form, lock it in. Okay, cat gasped--I do not know what cat would gasp at, shout out cat one time. Low-key an 8 out of 10 episode. A lot happening, but it is pretty fluid, so I cannot hate it. I have to hate the game. Okay, bye.

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Jul 21, 2026

Four Stars

Dirty feet cam, cause there is no fucking way. I had an inkling that things were going a little too well for it being episode 7, and their bubble was just burst. Also, I was like, why would they? Oh, it is episode 8, actually, I am tripping. But fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay, so hopefully they work through this and we get my boy back and we are happy again. Yay, yay, yay. You are a literal panther chasing after the car, but no, our instincts are not intact. Bro, you are afraid of fucking gunshots and fireworks, still lock the fuck in and go chase them, bro. Panther versus two guys, panther is fucking winning. Bitch, lock in. Okay, bye.

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Jul 21, 2026

Talking about some skip school. We do not…

Talking about some skip school. We do not go to school anyway. We just hang around the campus and sleep. What the hell? We have not been to class in a decade. We are for real. Oh, but the alcohol is not accurate. We have never met teenagers before. We have never met teenagers. They have to get lit all day, every day, constantly. It is a never-ending state of getting lit. Let's go.They are all 17. What the hell? It is a little sus. This is a really sweet little rant about his life, John, but everybody is too wasted to even, like, they are not, they are gone. They are all gone. Oh, I love this shit. Oh my fucking God. The smile at the end of the episode told me he is exactly where he wants to be. And the catnip, he knew what he was getting himself into with that. Can’t wait for the next episode. About to watch it in two seconds. Pretty fire. Bye-bye portion arm. The other guy got arrested, and now we are working on our relationship. Shout out to my side couple. Love them so much. They’re so fucking cute. I lowkey love this show so much. 9.5 out of 10. Okay, bye.

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Jul 21, 2026

Five Stars

BABE I'M DONE THEY ARE SO CUTE. Jod and Jeng are also so cute. I am getting chills from this show, bro, what the hell. Oh my god, Loki loved this episode. This is really fun. The instincts part where he rolled over, so cute. Literal chills from that, but they are literally so cute. I love this show. This is so fun. There are bigger fish to fry always, so these two are probably figureheads, and that is why we are seeing Loki defeating them in episode 7 now. But Loki, this show is so fun. I love it so much. I love their chemistry. I love everything. And then Porsha and Armor in this, shout out. Also, you see somebody possessed in the forest. Why are we walking towards them? Right, 10 out of 10. Okay, bye.

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Jul 21, 2026

A panther and a penguin walk into a bar. In…

A panther and a penguin walk into a bar. In this cave, we are not talking about food, cause what the hell? What the hell? PORSCHE ARM. Oh my God, love to see my favorite couple in this. Cat did not know they had a big age gap, lock in cat. Shout out cat one time. Loki, I like this show a lot. It's Loki really cute. And they just kissed in the covers, so it's Loki really, really cute. We got more lore with Black Panther. And damn, they are going to decal him. That's sad as fuck, dude. Just like, basically like killing him, bro. That's insane. Losing your sense of balance, losing your how to, like, he does not have to hunt, but like, that is still like sad as fuck. But yeah, just let the criminals into our house because we are really nice people, but fuck y'all. Anyway, okay, bye.

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Jul 21, 2026

God, animal cruelty is no fucking joke. Also,…

God, animal cruelty is no fucking joke. Also, the crop top in the previous episode was hella funny. I'm gonna try and knock this show out today because it's really cute. Oh my fucking God, this shoe, sad as hell. What the fuck? What do you mean you are trying to sell me a pair? Sad ass shit, bro. But yeah, we got more Lauren this episode, which was nice. And yeah, love our couple. It looks really cute. I just need y’all to fuck immediately to excuse the animal cruelty. But yeah, pretty cool. 8.5 out of 10. Okay, bye.
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Jul 21, 2026

god zoos make me so sad fuck. pretty chill…

god zoos make me so sad fuck. pretty chill episode, not a lot happened but i am also not made at it. I am currently trying to mech through this show, so that's exciting. wish me luck. i want more lore on the zookeepers but i also just want them to be happy, so i am good off that lmao. okay bye!
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Jul 21, 2026

this is lowkey really cute i cant lie. i dont…

this is lowkey really cute i cant lie. i dont know what weed we were smoking when we came up with this but i can get behind it. i actually love this a lot. they have good chem and its not a lot of brain power, so love them and love whatever bs plot is happening right now. okay bye!
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Jul 20, 2026

Just started a new drama because why the fuck…

Just started a new drama because why the fuck not. Some penguin shit, Kat Loki put me on. Shout out my girl Kat one time. I did not read the description. I do not care. These guys were in Forever You the second season at the end, and they were in this weird rush relationship, and now I know why, because they were in this show together. I still do not know what is going to happen. Kat spoiled half of it, so shout out to Kat one more time. Clap it up. But yeah, they are low-key really cute together, and they are both handsome, especially the taller guy. He is so good-looking. The ankles are a little bit weird, and the premise is a little bit weird, but I am low-key there. I can get behind this. But yeah, I think I am going to be done for today. Five. Maybe an interesting take on climate change and society, you know, the way we treat animals. I am there, though. Pretty cool. I like the little moment with the headphones and him, like, them sticking their tongues out at each other. That was kind of cute. Love to see you later. OK, bye.

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