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One drama to rule them all.
I've never seen a drama unifying all sides of the net in hate like this.
THE FEMINISTS:
Are upset FL isn't girlbossing her way to the empress throne and is being bossed around by others and resorting to underhand means to protect herself, they hate that she can shed tears and get hurt 👀.
They were even upset she didn't forge her own sword just to slit the throat of that Han whats-his-name-villain instead of using a tray to smash his face during that ancestral worship fiasco scene, HA!
THE HE-MAN ALPHA PATRIARCHY SQUAD: cannot believe that ML is suffering a case of brain-on-ice just because FL is showing some skin (why not? She foine!) they don't like that he nearly fainted just because she kissed him (da hell?👀) they don't like how ML is out throwing tantrums because he has the "simps" for FL, what a weak general! They don't like how his wig was shaking while he chastised her for saying she liked his BF to his face while he was still alive and married to her, they also don't like how he's not covered in "scars of glory" because he's an "undefeated general" 👀 H0!
THE NERDS:
think that there's nothing about "this plot" that makes sense, they be "switching off their brains" just to watch the episodes and think the Feminists and the Gays are making a scene and fools of themselves, HEH!
WE THE SEMI NORMAL PEOPLE AND THE FANS:
We the passerbys are enjoying both the show and the three warring sides, because why are all three sides rushing to watch the episodes seconds after they drop before we the slowpoke outsiders troop in hours later (because we have actual day jobs 😭) to see if anything is happening? You know why, right? You know why!
They love it but they can't admit to it. They'll buy Express before us, 请拭目以待!
THE FEMINISTS:
Are upset FL isn't girlbossing her way to the empress throne and is being bossed around by others and resorting to underhand means to protect herself, they hate that she can shed tears and get hurt 👀.
They were even upset she didn't forge her own sword just to slit the throat of that Han whats-his-name-villain instead of using a tray to smash his face during that ancestral worship fiasco scene, HA!
THE HE-MAN ALPHA PATRIARCHY SQUAD: cannot believe that ML is suffering a case of brain-on-ice just because FL is showing some skin (why not? She foine!) they don't like that he nearly fainted just because she kissed him (da hell?👀) they don't like how ML is out throwing tantrums because he has the "simps" for FL, what a weak general! They don't like how his wig was shaking while he chastised her for saying she liked his BF to his face while he was still alive and married to her, they also don't like how he's not covered in "scars of glory" because he's an "undefeated general" 👀 H0!
THE NERDS:
think that there's nothing about "this plot" that makes sense, they be "switching off their brains" just to watch the episodes and think the Feminists and the Gays are making a scene and fools of themselves, HEH!
WE THE SEMI NORMAL PEOPLE AND THE FANS:
We the passerbys are enjoying both the show and the three warring sides, because why are all three sides rushing to watch the episodes seconds after they drop before we the slowpoke outsiders troop in hours later (because we have actual day jobs 😭) to see if anything is happening? You know why, right? You know why!
They love it but they can't admit to it. They'll buy Express before us, 请拭目以待!
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