RooksBedSocks

🌾 The Profile of a Flower Punk Faerie 🪿

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🐦‍🔥 About Her Majesty

INFP/INFJ ♉️♏️♑️

Tea addict 🫖 | Dedicated fur baby momma 🐶 | Lifelong lover of the strange and unusual 🐦‍⬛

​When not trapped inside an overactive imagination, you can usually find me:

》👩‍🍳 ​In the Kitchen | Battling the next potion of something yummy.

》👸 ​Plotting | Seducing an elven prince(ss) or making questionable deals at the goblin market (still better value than Sainsbury's).

》 👣 Wandering | Exploring mossy forests, abandoned ruins and sea coasts.

》👩‍🎨 Nesting | Reading, doodling, and mapping out my own stories.

》 💭 ​I am mostly here to escape the agonizingly boring physics of this dimension, and to manage a nervous system that copes by swearing like an old sea worn sailor. I'm working on that.

​》 🧭 Regions Explored | 🇹🇭 🇨🇳 🇰🇷 🇯🇵 🇹🇼

☣️​ Empathy Budget

​》👋 Friendly Travellers Welcome | The teapot is always hot and my inbox is open! Drop in for a chat.

》👺 Trolls, Imps and Goblins are swiftly saged and banished | I can't be arsed with you, honestly. I'm baking Brambleberry Tarts. Go away 🧹🫐🥧

》📏 House Etiquette | Please do not return to adulthood or reality. Forget the risk of cringe. We do whimsy and freedom here.

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​"A story is like a delicate spell. It needs logic, heart and emotional weight to work"

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"Art is food for the soul, but sometimes you're just standing in a beautiful field, chewing on a very expensive leaf"

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🧚‍♀️WELCOME TO HER MAJESTY’S ROYAL FAE MOUND HIGH COURT

​By Grace of Her Majesty the Queen, Supreme Ruler of Bed Head Hair and all Internal Realms Within Her Mind.

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✨️ The Privy Council:

​By Royal Decree, shows containing these elements are granted priority entry, fast tracked customs clearance and immediate room at the top of Her Majesty's watch list.

Grants will be considered for pleasant use of:

🧷 Order of the Silver Pin: (Characters)

》Artists | Badass Leads | CEO Lead | Complex Characters | LGBT+ | Intelligent Characters | Rock Musicians

🍀 Crown Jewels of Clover Leaf: (Tags & Tropes)

》Action | BLs | Crime | Herbalism | Hidden Agenda | Hidden Identity | Modern Fantasy | Office Romance | Psychology | Revenge | Wuxia

​💋 Royal Patronage of Glamour & Transfiguration: (Aesthetics & Design)

》 Boho | Dark Glamour | Edgy Rock & Urban | Gothic Couture | Glam Grunge | Indie | Neon Noir | Retro Glam | Street Grunge | Vintage Eras

🔮 Royal Warrant of Realm Craft: (Genre & Lore)

》Body Swap | Fantasy & Folklore | Paranormal | Mysteries | Time Travel & Regression | Transmigration | Soulmates

👩‍⚖️ ​The Public Order Act:

​Shows containing the following offenses are placed under strict Fae Court surveillance, maximum scrutiny and heavy side eye.

Heavy fines will be imposed for reckless use of:

​🛑 Breach of Root & Bough Accord: (Triggering Content)

》Abuse of Animals & Children | Sexual Abuse & Assault (SA)

​⚠️ Malignant Contamination: (Character & Narrative Defects)

》Infantilized Characters | Rage Bait Writing | Unexamined Toxic Tropes

​ 📝 Negligence in Wizardry: (Plot & Logic Violations)

》Reckless Plot Hole Smuggling | Amputated Logic | Lazy Miscommunication

​ 📜 Illicit Blight Running: (Chaotic & Random Choices)

》Unlicensed Werewolf Harboring | Unregistered Potions | Cave Troll Heckling (you clean up the mess!)

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🧮 The Unnecessarily Detailed, Extra-AF-ometer:

》50% Story - (Avg x 0.5) - Concept☆ Execution☆ Characters ☆ Lore

》30% Presentation - (Avg x 0.3) - Actors ♡ Aesthetic ♡ Production ♡ Audio

》20% Impact - (Avg x 0.2) - Enjoyment ◇ Satisfaction ◇ Rewatch ◇ Experience

🏛️ STATUTORY NOTICE ~ Traveller’s Tax & Tribute

(The Petty Faerie Bargain & Grudge Clause)

​A customs adjustment of 0.5 to 1.0 (+Grant / -Fine) may be levied for specific details of the journey. The Fae Court reserves the absolute right to strike bargains, hold eternal grudges, and issue adjustments without prior notice to the showrunner or angry commenters.

​All decisions are final upon passport stamping.

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Committee of Strange Places

​(Bed Head Hair Realm- Regional District Registry)

​🦄 🍀 | 10 | Unicorn Glade Reserve

​A sacred sanctuary that may cause blurred vision and an inability to accept future projects.

》Stay off the glowing grass.

​🧝‍♀️ 🌙 | 9 | High Elven Hills

​Pristine summit with razor sharp writing, and home to protected species so keep your arms inside the vehicle.

》Mind your head on the high elevation.

​🧜‍♂️ 🌊 | 8 | Poseidon's Coastal Caves

Enchanting wonder with a powerful undertow of plot hooks, so bring snacks and a blanket.

》No skinny dipping allowed.

​⚔️ 🏰 | 7 | King Arthur's Castle

Fortified landmark, solid structural engineering and heavy plot armour.

》Kitchen closed on Thursdays.

​🪓 🪵 | 6 | Woodcutter's Village

[MY AVERAGE] Cozy pitstop with a quaint market square and a reliable, comfortable tavern soup.

》Home to popular Inn, The Bandit's Rest, owned and run by several charming fugutives.

​🧟‍♀️ 🎟 | 5 | Netherworld Transit Station

Gloomy waiting room with lukewarm vending machine tea.

》The train was scheduled for Episode 6 and remains delayed indefinitely.

​🧌 🪨 | 4 | Troll's Toll Bridge

Frustrating bottleneck route with overpriced passage and non-refundable tolls past Episode 3.

》Feeding the trolls is strictly prohibited.

​🎪 🤡 | 3 | Cursed Carnival Grounds

Unhinged tourist trap driven by illegal plot logic.

》Features broken rides, homicidal clowns and flying teacups hurled through the air.

​🧛‍♀️ ⚰️ | 2 | The Catacombs

Suffocating maze with sealed emergency exits.

》Guaranteed brain rot, immediate regret, and I'm pretty sure there's a vampire nest in here.

​👹 🕳️ | 1 | Stygian Sinkhole

Yellow taped nuclear disaster zone completely collapsed underfoot.

》Honestly, why am I still here?

​👻 🏚️ | 0 | Abandoned Quarry

Condemned wasteland.

》Closed by Fae Court Order until further notice.

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❝ I hope the screenwriter doesn't make me wish that they'd always stub their toe ❞

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~This Week's Menu~

​🌕 Priority | 🌓 Steady | 🌘 Casual

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🎊 The Celebratory Feast 👑

Epic | Heroic | Multilayered | Grandiose | Mythic | High Spectacle | Sweeping

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💭 The Street Stall 📲

Cerebral | Mind Games | Complex Plots | Psychological | Analytical | Tactical | High Intelligence

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🪩 The Luxury Studio 💎

High Glamour | Expensive | Sexy | Opulent | Sensual | Sleek | Hedonistic

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🧸 The Cozy Bakery🌷

Cute | Fluffy | Feel Good | Low Stakes | Comforting | Healing | Wholesome

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🎻 The Quiet Bistro 🪑

Emotional | Melodrama | Star Crossed Lovers | Intimate | Nostalgic | Bittersweet | Yearning

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💶 The Fast Food Drive in 🚘

Action Heavy | High Stakes | Adrenaline | Relentless Pacing | Explosive | High Octane | Ruthless

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🪁 The Family Diner ⚽️

Cheerful | Comedic | Relaxed | Heartwarming | Lighthearted | Vibrant | Playful

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🖋 The Tea Room 📚

Slow Burn | Mature Realism | Grounded | Atmospheric | Character Driven | Intellectual | Melancholic

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⚡️  The Lounge Club 🛍

Unconventional | Trendsetting | Quirky | Avant Garde | Neon | Electric | Stylized

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🖌 The Dessert Parlour 🫧

Whimsical | Bittersweet | Artsy | Dreamlike | Surreal | Poetic | Storybook

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🚬 The Underground Bar 🔞

Dark | Hard Hitting | Serious Tone | Gritty | Visceral | Noir | High Consequences

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🍴 2026 🥄🫙

*completed series & film

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⛰️ \\ Yeah!! Bread! Happy Lammas Season! //🧭

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