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Replying to EmaraSign May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
This comment actually made me LOL
Cool! That means I am more entertaining than CP! I know, low bar. But I win!
Replying to muroki May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
how the hell are 16 people already completed this💀
They're psychic?
Replying to EmaraSign May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Wait, so Lian's resolve to start a relationship with Kuea once he came clean about Kirin only lasted 14 days?…
Bro, I don't like to work hard. I'm all about the low hanging fruit, yo. Their neck is like right there.
Replying to EmaraSign May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Wait, so Lian's resolve to start a relationship with Kuea once he came clean about Kirin only lasted 14 days?…
They don't want to admit it.
Replying to EmaraSign May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Wait, so Lian's resolve to start a relationship with Kuea once he came clean about Kirin only lasted 14 days?…
Bro, can I be you when I grow up?
Replying to TheFirstMichael2206 May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
The thing is, everything Kuea "hides" from Lian is only about Kuea himself. Kirin, his studies, his hobbies...…
Yo, you all need to stop using spoiler tags.

Bro, they're so "last week". They almost never use them on the KinnPorsche page. And we all know how cool they are.
Replying to BadPenny May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
There you are! I thought you went missing. You've been slacking off as my spirit animal and here I find you running…
Shoes! Naw. Shoes are for losers. Next you'll be wanting me to wear pants too.

And I do what I want! Sorry Not Sooorrryyyyy [Runs off]
Replying to Suibian May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
It's super convenient, yo. Unless you're one of those picky assholes who likes to actually communicate, likes…
This empty bottle? This is just my recycling.

I have not your juice, proto-woman of foul coinage! Begone!
Replying to EmaraSign May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Wait, so Lian's resolve to start a relationship with Kuea once he came clean about Kirin only lasted 14 days?…
Wow, we got a bonafide expert right here folks! Bros! This is amazing. Just ask them anything about how sex and love works with regards to children. They seem to have all the answers.
Replying to EmaraSign May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Wait, so Lian's resolve to start a relationship with Kuea once he came clean about Kirin only lasted 14 days?…
No it's not borderline homophobic. Bro, you're ridiculous. Not everyone is aware of their sexual identity right away. Hell some people don't read the paint on the wall until they're in their fucking 20's or later.
Replying to EmaraSign May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Wait, so Lian's resolve to start a relationship with Kuea once he came clean about Kirin only lasted 14 days?…
I know exactly what he said.

"real boy" was a humorous take on doll. Since Pinocchio was a doll. And he wanted to be a "real boy" not least of which was to be loved like one by his father. And he had a problem with lying.

See the puns? They're like everywhere, bro.
Replying to Suibian May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Look, bro. I refuse to let you slander Kuea like this. Dammit, stop being a hater! He deserves to be Lian's innocent…
Bro, when the last episode airs, I'm going to hop around my living room in giant leaps singing something from the Free Willy OST.
Replying to Suibian May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Look, bro. I refuse to let you slander Kuea like this. Dammit, stop being a hater! He deserves to be Lian's innocent…
First, Bro, "itty witty Diaokins"? I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I will concede that Diao's oversized cutsie sweaters, his choir-boi haircut and his negligible hip to shoulder ratio do mean he is a shoe-in for the B3D awards this year.

But I'm not giving up on my man-child Kuea! He's got this!

Exhibit A. The voice. Bro, I'm thinking he's still waiting on one of his testicles to drop, according to the pitch he uses when he whines "Hiaaaaa"

Exhibit B. The potty dance. Otherwise known as the preteen squirm. Dude, he does this any time an adult gives him the stare down. Especially his roleplay daddy. Even Diao can make him squirm.

Exhibit C. He literally can't tell his vegetables apart. Yo, the average first grader knows the diff between broccoli and cauliflower.

Plus, When Diao got up and walked off without daddy Yi's permission not once, but twice, he seriously hurt his chances. I'm telling you. Kuea is the true baby. Diao may look the part but he's got Yi by the short hairs, bro. He can even cook!

[Mic Drop]
Replying to Cutie Pie May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
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"Did I say it was his fault no."

Let me answer that by quoting your own OP back at you. "Kuea has been spoiled his whole life and there's probably a reason why nobody tells him anything..." Sounds like blaming Kuea for people lying to him to me.
Replying to EmaraSign May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Wait, so Lian's resolve to start a relationship with Kuea once he came clean about Kirin only lasted 14 days?…
Oh yeah. We're there. Creepytown, population 2. 1 adult, 1 minor.
Replying to Suibian May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Bro, you're doing it wrong. This show is supposed to polarize you. So you need to pick a side. Are you Team Hater-ade…
Okay, okay. Fine, bro. You do the middle ground. Meanwhile I'm going to play Occupy AgeBait and see how many of them I can recruit over to the dark side.

Yo, you think it's too late for me to play sleeper agent?
Replying to TianQi May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
I don't get it. I don't get why Kuea hesitated about talking to any of the people it was important to talk to…
:DDD He's reluctant and soft and elegant, bro. BPG and I talked this out. Kuea even had a sudden not-really-an-illness, and everything. Right on the spot. Don't expect a brother to communicate when he has a fake-fever. That shit takes it out of you!
Replying to Yardie May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
I still like this show but I'm a little disappointed. Did all of Kuea's badassness disappear along with the Kirin…
Bro, you're doing it wrong. This show is supposed to polarize you. So you need to pick a side. Are you Team Hater-ade or Team AgeBait?

Yo, you gotta stop with this reasonable middle ground shit.
On Cutie Pie May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
Bros, this plot has been whack for a while. But recently it's mega-whack.

Director: "In Today's episode, the part of Kuea will be played by a random first grader. I know the actor seems too old, considering the age of the character, but we couldn't find any actual babies to cast that could work the phone camera in the office scenes."
Replying to Albatross May 2, 2022
Title Cutie Pie
The director was like, 'Forget about the storyline; shoot more sex scenes'
Ha. He said forget about the storyline way before the sex came along.