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Auntie Wan achievement unlocked!

Step 19: Auntie changes their phone ring tones to 'I want to fuck you like an animal' by Nine inch nails

Step 20: Auntie's shopping list includes - Horny Goats weed, ginseng, oysters and a plethora of phallus shaped fruit and veg

You are a bad girl

I may have just drooled a little

just a normal tuesday night around my house!

I KNOW but just let me have my fantasy that Max & Tul will come back together for a smoking hot series, financed by Mew just because he wants to show his man off and knows that Max is a safe space!

LET ME HAVE MY DELULU

Prostitution -> Rich Daddy ala Pretty In Pink

In real life or in BL? I real life i get it but BL is work baby. Those of us who are not insane delulus know its just acting. Let your boy get his bag so he can take care of his CEO daddy

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I love MaxTul. Im so happy for Tul in his personal life and marrying Mew but cant we keep MaxTul for BL please!!!! I wouldnt be opposed to a Mew/Max/Tul Series!

Evolution:

Gymbro -> Himbro -> Kpop - > BL -> Gay Porn

Tul will forever be my ultimate BL himbo

Ah the great himbo study of the early 00's! 🤣🤣🤣

Auntie Wan looked at the Vampire throne. Its draw was alluring but she knew deep in her cold dead heart that Match Making is where the ultimate power lay.

You will know we have hit our sweet spot together when he says with trepidation "what in the fucking Serbian film is this shit"

And you will know I have won when he screams "What in the Jeffery Dhamer series is this shit!!!!"

Step 15: Auntie tells them that they have to conserve water and they have to shower together from now on. (a bottle of lube mysteriously appears in the shower amongst the shampoo and body wash)

Step 16: Place hard core gay porn all over the house and pretend you cant see it when asked about it!

That is more like step 30!

Step 11: is more like force them into a crowded bus/car where Tong has to be pressed up close and leaking fluid onto Mark

Step 12: Concoct a reason that they have to suddenly practice Jujitsu ....at night....alone......with sexy music.......

Depends why they are fighting and if Thara is in her final dark form........

If it is White Thara and they are fighting over separating the boys then Auntie Wan is gonna stomp her ass in to next week.

If its Black Thara and its over blood then i think Thara might win but Auntie Wan will put up one helluva fight!

Auntie Wan has already planned their wedding and the wedding of their gay dog! She will take Thara down if she even thinks about separating her babies

I just need him to whisper "What in the Nicholas Sparks Movie is this shit" and I will be gushing like a fire hose!

Auntie Wan ticking off Step 10 "Make Mark by obvious 'I want you but cant tell you' Merch on her 100 step plan to get Mark and Tong together.