Auntie Wan didn’t retire—she just swapped daggers for daisies.Mess with her boys?She’ll curb-stomp you in…
She keeps a blade on her at all times....you have to guess where it is hidden. She has that mind altering powder in a ring she wears at all time There is a katana tucked under the counter.....
Auntie Wan originated the the phrase "If you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready!"
Discussion: So Mark put Tong's stuff into a bag that said "If I were to kiss you and then go to hell, I would so then I can brag with the devils I saw heaven without ever entering it"
Do you think he had that custom made just waiting for when Tong came to visit or is this Auntie Wan being a secret shipper and pushing her agenda?
Really? He seemed totally chill when Tong went missing for 24hrs and came back ranting about vampires! He might be upset by the Garlic Bread abuse though
Discussion: Why do they have Mond speaking in English so much? Did they watch Playboyy and think we need to get in on all the Iconic english one liners? Is it to make him seem even more villainous because he thinks he is above speaking Thai?
Discussion: What do you think Neo is gonna do when he comes back to their room to find all Tong's stuff missing and bits of Garlic bread all over the room?
Theory: Auntie Wan used to be a bad ass Vampire Spy in her younger years. Think Black Widow from Avengers mixed with Lucy Liu in Kill Bill. She went on crazy missions, seduced bad vampires before bringing them down. Then she retired and hit her Auntie phase HARD. She is running a flower shop, baking cookies, looking after Mark. But that dog is still in her and if you mess with her babies she will fuck you up royally.
I hope she has a bad ass scene fighting Mond at some point!
I cant get past this idea that she used to be a bad ass Vamp Spy in her younger years and then she retired and hit her Auntie phase hard! But she is still a bad ass and if you fuck with her babies she will mess you up!
I’m subscribing to this cinematic universe IMMEDIATELY. This is the crossover event we never knew we needed…
I also hope they keep up this theme of dressing her completely in White until she breaks bad and then I need her in a Trinity from the matrix style All black bad bitch ensemble!
She has that mind altering powder in a ring she wears at all time
There is a katana tucked under the counter.....
Auntie Wan originated the the phrase "If you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready!"
Do you think he had that custom made just waiting for when Tong came to visit or is this Auntie Wan being a secret shipper and pushing her agenda?
I hope she has a bad ass scene fighting Mond at some point!
#TeamBadAssAuntieWan!