episodes 1-2 • Wu is gonna be popular • Waner may struggle because of his introversion • For being an introvert, Elio is a social butterfly • Joel is also going to be popular • Bad boy, skater CH 🛹 • This is just an excuse to watch boys roll around on the ground, and I'm not mad at it 🤭 • Princess Tyler • "You create elaborate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men" • CH trying to help Waner open up 🥰 • Wound care scene 🩹 • The two who got no votes last night, Young and Elio, making breakfast in the morning to try to get themselves some attention • What if Staff took the knife after the accident 😂 • Tyler ➡️ CH 🔁 Waner • Just playing *all* the fan service games • The editing is leaning towards CHWaner
episode 8 • Take your boyfriend to prom 😭 • Grow the fuck up, dads 😡 • Dorks in love 🥰 • Dad's catching on?? 😨 • In the actual, literal closet • Two toothbrushes 😨 • BE THE FUCKING ADULT IN THIS SITUATION DAD 😨 • BOTH OF YOU BE ADULTS?? • Don't make me watch Sing cry like that again... 🥺 • The only people making these men lose anything is themselves 😡 • You've just "lost" a son and now you're going to push away the other?? • "I can't choose you" 😭 • Their own prom 😭 • ... leave these boys alone... • "Can you please not hate me?" 🥺 • One dad on board
finale episode • The break up last week still hurts my heart 💔 • Listen to your queer elders • Being gay on camera 📸 • They're so in love and they still won't talk to each other 😭 • His turn to run to his man • "I'm still stuck in that summer" 🥺 • Time to update the shows that made me cry list 😭 • Holding him crying in each other's arms 😭 • Getting up to him watching you 🥺 • Season 2 glasses x glasses 🤓 • "You're the one who started it" 😏 • This one is so slept on and underappreciated 😭 10/10
finale episodes • Heterosexual Scheming • Episode 11 is episode 11-ing • Hyung causing Problems on Purpose (insider trading and corporate sabotage) • "Do you know how pathetic it feels to work under someone you first hired?" Fuck you too?? • TW: suicide • Dinner with your former love rival • Best friend reconciliation • Band member reconcilliation • They didn't invite their maknae to the reconcilliation?? 😭 • I'm okay 🥲 I'm fine 🥲 Gwenchana 🥲 • Healthy adult communication • And they all lived happily ever after 7.5/10
episodes 1-6 • Arrogant prodigy vs Sarcastic mischief-maker • Gonna fight his grandpa • If not BL, why BL shaped: met as kids • A keyboard of scam business cards 🎹 • Can't really go home, so a tuition paid dorm sounds good rn 😂 • One is a technical genius, but the other has the needed musicality 🎶 • If not BL, why BL shaped: hell yeah babes 👏 defend you man • How does the 32 year old look younger than than the 29 year old 😂 • If not BL, why BL shaped: wound care scene • Yeah, your mom dying at your recital *might* give you some ✨️Trauma✨️ • You can throw up after the performance, for now you just need to trust him • He's not his "enemy." That's his friend 😡 • Writing music for your boy 🎶 • If not BL, why BL shaped: saving your man • Matching couple's bandages 🩹 • "I want to enjoy the music and find a way to make it last." • If not BL, why BL shaped: forced proximity • "I'm I an overbearing mother." 100% • "Everyone hated me, as far as I could tell." That's your narcissist personality • I'm going to fight every adult in these kids' lives • Stop making problems for these boys 😭 • If not BL, why BL shaped: worried about your man • Friends to Rivals • White Man causing Problems on Purpose • Music is all he has and he's losing it without it... 💔 • "I'm walking away from this unrequited love" applies to both his love for piano and Jeong Yo • Giving him his score to give him hope 🥺 • Oh, he's handsome when he looks like an adult?? 😳 • Haunted by the ghost of your doomed l̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ friend • If not BL, why BL shaped: searching FIVE YEARS for your man 😭 • Crying the moment you realize it's him 😭
finale episodes • It's a lady setting up Kingfisher?? • He has been looking for Kingfisher for 15 and is too blinded to see all the differences between these new cases • "They're making our Kingfisher (assassin) look like a murder!" 😂 • Using your hacker skills to track the girl you like • Hacker is so USELESS with women 😂 • "There's still so much I want to do with you." 🥺 • NOT THE DOG TOO 😨 • Hot, scary man with a knife 😫 • Everyone converging at once • Husband finding out in the worst way 🥺 • True love is helping your assassin wife escape 😂 • Catch me crying over Straight People 😭 • Mother-in-law is finally, too late, on Kingfisher's side 🥺 • "The best thing I ever did was marry my wife" 🥺 • Clearing your assassin wife's names • And they all lived happily ever after • If Kingfisher comes back, she's gonna have to have a new MO cuz they "caught" the killer already 10/10
episodes 7 & 8 • Setting up your brother's man • "I won't let the person I like lose." How much of that is real and or is he just playing with him? • "Do you believe in perfect?" "I believe in you." Real or play? • Turning Black Scorpion against Second Uncle • "This is exactly the business I want to get down to." 😏 • This is a long NC scene for China 😳 • Gay mistrust • Betraying him to protect him
episodes 1-3 • Chinese Last Twilight • "His mother and I are good friends" Lesbians?? 🩷🤍🧡 • Sneaking and Entering 😂 • "But for some reason when he touches me, I'm not allergic" For Some Reason 😏 • Because that's not going to knock over the potted plant 🪴 • Heavy sleeper 😴 • Head trauma while recovering from eye surgery 😬 • One man somehow gave two unrelated guys Daddy Issues 😂
finale episode • he's happy he gets to study his dream but sad he's leaving 😭 • Crybaby Boy 😂 • "Are you pouting?" He absolutely is pouting 😂 • Surprise birthday / going away party 🎉 • "I didn't want to be here at first." Yeah, we know you're homophobic, dad • Run to you man 🏃 • A second Crybaby Boy 😂 • People once again are throwing around "bromance" accusations simply because the couple doesn't kiss, completely forgetting one character is still in highschool and both leads are in a J-Pop group so the odds were never going for a kiss 💋 9/10
finale episode • Mastermind Off • Psychopath Off 😨 • Girlie's not quite a fool 👏 • Evil Villain monologue • A second Evil Villain monologue • Fake out death • Cat dad 🐈 • One year later • Started a movement, for better or worse • Bro hugging 🫂 7/10
finale episode • They wrote their love story into a book 😂 • Proposal attempt number two • He's back to wearing the matching key necklace 🔐 • The Devil ordering the Forbidden Fruit 🍎 • FUCK YOU DAN 😡 • HE CLEARED THINGS UP WITH YOU SEVEN YEARS AGO • It wasn't even Big Jane who made Little Jane's family suffer, Dan just refuses to hear what actually happened • Big Jane 😨 • LITTLE JANE 😨 • But did we literally even confirm if Dan is dead or not?? • This is what I was afraid would happen, it would be high stakes and the just cute and wedding-y for the last 20 minutes • Only keeping this one high cuz the first 10 episodes were good, but the last two tanked 😑 9/10
finale episodes • what does it mean that he doesn't even have a family line to his own grandmother 😂 • They're silver thread has been a shoelace the entire time 😂 • No More Mr medium • you weren't being subtle babes • Amusement park date 🎡 • Secret hand holding 🤝 • Welcome back Mr medium • No amusement park date 🎡 • Still not talking about your issues • If someone has to change their phone number multiple times because of you, you are the Problem • Kill your abuser. 😑 • You can't talk and abuser out of abusing • He can't defend himself but he can defend his boyfriend 🥺 • Roughing up your abuser is good enough I suppose • Showing that one broken connection can impact every other relationship 🪢 • "I knew you would find me." "I knew you would be waiting for me." 😭 7.5/10
episode 2 • Older Ex causing Problems on Purpose • Younger Twerp causing Problems on Purpose • Bro said "CUT THE CAMERA" 😂 • Grown adults not talking about their feelings and causing Problems on Purpose • "He stimulated my thirst for knowledge" And probably your thirst for something else 🤭 • trying to tear us apart? give it your best shot • This MF-er is back and causing Problems on Purpose • Standing by YOUR MAN • He's become a confident little fucker now ain't he 😂 • Another new ex??
episode 3 • How you (Est) gonna be so handsome and so pretty at the same time?? • The dichotomy of Thame vs Dean 😂 • You can't fall for the first man who's nice to you • Both thems ears so bright red 😂 • HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS HE TAKWN ON FHE SAME FIRST DATE 😨 • "It's a game. It's normal to get tricky." FORESHADOWING • Dean, inviting every man he's ever messed with to their date 😂 • Neither is very accommodating of another person's life style • Compromise • Communication (kinda 😂)
episode 3 • "He just plans these stunts" What?? • Gay Scheming • Two-faced Twink 🎭 • Teasing 🤭 Flirting 🤭 • Brat x Brat Tamer 😛 • Talking to him nice looks like it physically hurts him 😂 • Hate or ate 🤭 • Making fan service moments 🤳 • Aegyo class • Whoops, shouldn't be making fan service moments with someone else's pair partner • We've lost Third 😂 • YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS MURDER 😨
episode 5 • Gonna 👏 fight his 👏 father 👏 • SEABLINGS • Boasting about your man • "I don't want to be friends, I want to date" • BL guitar 🎸 • Rearranging eats so the Gays can sit next to their boy 😂 • Taking care of your man 🥰 • Marc is a hothead for no reason • Worrying about your man 🥺 • Everyone else IS invisible to Cheewa 😂 • Translation error? Saying star but talking about planets 🪐 • Taking the fall for your man • His north star ⭐
episodes 5-8 • Running from your man 🏃 • Him just appearing behind the tree 😂 • "Then drop your pants and show me." Don't test him he will do it 😂 • The only person immune almost just doomed the entire world out of stubbornness 😂 • Taking care of your man • Worried about your man • Rule number one of the zombie apocalypse, don't fall behind. Rule number, two don't trust survivors • Betraying your man • Cannibalism 😨 • no matter how you die you come back 🧟
episode 5 • The previously on recap didn't show anything of the Buisness Twink or the fight they had about the investigation and I thought I had started the wrong episode • Ten minutes of cop roleplay • Don't suggest a fake arranged marriage of convienence 😑 • Matching couple's watches ⌚️ • Beach date 🏖️ • Movie date movie🎬 • Dinner date 😏 • What did I day about fake marriage 😑 • Comparing him to an ash tray, an object to be used and one which you've used to harm him 😡 • Sad, Gay montage • Bro just said "a man dumped me" and these girls are still hitting on him • I KNEW CUTE COP WAS TROUBLE 😨
episode 11 • Dad really is the stupidest for thinking he could hide this world from Phatsa • Don't they literally have a bond where he can't leave his side? • How many times can you say in 10 minutes "I'm not giving him up easy"? • Being straight in front of your dad • Finding out he's pregnant is the most anti-climactic way • "You'll need your strength to keep sulking" 😂 • Yeah he's an Evil Twink but the way you're talking down to him because he's an Omega is disgusting 🤢 • Lil Bro's step mom is more a parent than his bio dad • A strong independent Omega with no need of an alpha • "Sit properly" 😂 • This episode really should have focused more on Napitch and Sangneau
K-Drama 
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• Wu is gonna be popular
• Waner may struggle because of his introversion
• For being an introvert, Elio is a social butterfly
• Joel is also going to be popular
• Bad boy, skater CH 🛹
• This is just an excuse to watch boys roll around on the ground, and I'm not mad at it 🤭
• Princess Tyler
• "You create elaborate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men"
• CH trying to help Waner open up 🥰
• Wound care scene 🩹
• The two who got no votes last night, Young and Elio, making breakfast in the morning to try to get themselves some attention
• What if Staff took the knife after the accident 😂
• Tyler ➡️ CH 🔁 Waner
• Just playing *all* the fan service games
• The editing is leaning towards CHWaner
• Take your boyfriend to prom 😭
• Grow the fuck up, dads 😡
• Dorks in love 🥰
• Dad's catching on?? 😨
• In the actual, literal closet
• Two toothbrushes 😨
• BE THE FUCKING ADULT IN THIS SITUATION DAD 😨
• BOTH OF YOU BE ADULTS??
• Don't make me watch Sing cry like that again... 🥺
• The only people making these men lose anything is themselves 😡
• You've just "lost" a son and now you're going to push away the other??
• "I can't choose you" 😭
• Their own prom 😭
• ... leave these boys alone...
• "Can you please not hate me?" 🥺
• One dad on board
• The break up last week still hurts my heart 💔
• Listen to your queer elders
• Being gay on camera 📸
• They're so in love and they still won't talk to each other 😭
• His turn to run to his man
• "I'm still stuck in that summer" 🥺
• Time to update the shows that made me cry list 😭
• Holding him crying in each other's arms 😭
• Getting up to him watching you 🥺
• Season 2 glasses x glasses 🤓
• "You're the one who started it" 😏
• This one is so slept on and underappreciated 😭
10/10
• Heterosexual Scheming
• Episode 11 is episode 11-ing
• Hyung causing Problems on Purpose (insider trading and corporate sabotage)
• "Do you know how pathetic it feels to work under someone you first hired?" Fuck you too??
• TW: suicide
• Dinner with your former love rival
• Best friend reconciliation
• Band member reconcilliation
• They didn't invite their maknae to the reconcilliation?? 😭
• I'm okay 🥲 I'm fine 🥲 Gwenchana 🥲
• Healthy adult communication
• And they all lived happily ever after
7.5/10
• Arrogant prodigy vs Sarcastic mischief-maker
• Gonna fight his grandpa
• If not BL, why BL shaped: met as kids
• A keyboard of scam business cards 🎹
• Can't really go home, so a tuition paid dorm sounds good rn 😂
• One is a technical genius, but the other has the needed musicality 🎶
• If not BL, why BL shaped: hell yeah babes 👏 defend you man
• How does the 32 year old look younger than than the 29 year old 😂
• If not BL, why BL shaped: wound care scene
• Yeah, your mom dying at your recital *might* give you some ✨️Trauma✨️
• You can throw up after the performance, for now you just need to trust him
• He's not his "enemy." That's his friend 😡
• Writing music for your boy 🎶
• If not BL, why BL shaped: saving your man
• Matching couple's bandages 🩹
• "I want to enjoy the music and find a way to make it last."
• If not BL, why BL shaped: forced proximity
• "I'm I an overbearing mother." 100%
• "Everyone hated me, as far as I could tell." That's your narcissist personality
• I'm going to fight every adult in these kids' lives
• Stop making problems for these boys 😭
• If not BL, why BL shaped: worried about your man
• Friends to Rivals
• White Man causing Problems on Purpose
• Music is all he has and he's losing it without it... 💔
• "I'm walking away from this unrequited love" applies to both his love for piano and Jeong Yo
• Giving him his score to give him hope 🥺
• Oh, he's handsome when he looks like an adult?? 😳
• Haunted by the ghost of your doomed l̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ friend
• If not BL, why BL shaped: searching FIVE YEARS for your man 😭
• Crying the moment you realize it's him 😭
• It's a lady setting up Kingfisher??
• He has been looking for Kingfisher for 15 and is too blinded to see all the differences between these new cases
• "They're making our Kingfisher (assassin) look like a murder!" 😂
• Using your hacker skills to track the girl you like
• Hacker is so USELESS with women 😂
• "There's still so much I want to do with you." 🥺
• NOT THE DOG TOO 😨
• Hot, scary man with a knife 😫
• Everyone converging at once
• Husband finding out in the worst way 🥺
• True love is helping your assassin wife escape 😂
• Catch me crying over Straight People 😭
• Mother-in-law is finally, too late, on Kingfisher's side 🥺
• "The best thing I ever did was marry my wife" 🥺
• Clearing your assassin wife's names
• And they all lived happily ever after
• If Kingfisher comes back, she's gonna have to have a new MO cuz they "caught" the killer already
10/10
• Setting up your brother's man
• "I won't let the person I like lose." How much of that is real and or is he just playing with him?
• "Do you believe in perfect?" "I believe in you." Real or play?
• Turning Black Scorpion against Second Uncle
• "This is exactly the business I want to get down to." 😏
• This is a long NC scene for China 😳
• Gay mistrust
• Betraying him to protect him
• Chinese Last Twilight
• "His mother and I are good friends" Lesbians?? 🩷🤍🧡
• Sneaking and Entering 😂
• "But for some reason when he touches me, I'm not allergic" For Some Reason 😏
• Because that's not going to knock over the potted plant 🪴
• Heavy sleeper 😴
• Head trauma while recovering from eye surgery 😬
• One man somehow gave two unrelated guys Daddy Issues 😂
• he's happy he gets to study his dream but sad he's leaving 😭
• Crybaby Boy 😂
• "Are you pouting?" He absolutely is pouting 😂
• Surprise birthday / going away party 🎉
• "I didn't want to be here at first." Yeah, we know you're homophobic, dad
• Run to you man 🏃
• A second Crybaby Boy 😂
• People once again are throwing around "bromance" accusations simply because the couple doesn't kiss, completely forgetting one character is still in highschool and both leads are in a J-Pop group so the odds were never going for a kiss 💋
9/10
• Mastermind Off
• Psychopath Off 😨
• Girlie's not quite a fool 👏
• Evil Villain monologue
• A second Evil Villain monologue
• Fake out death
• Cat dad 🐈
• One year later
• Started a movement, for better or worse
• Bro hugging 🫂
7/10
• They wrote their love story into a book 😂
• Proposal attempt number two
• He's back to wearing the matching key necklace 🔐
• The Devil ordering the Forbidden Fruit 🍎
• FUCK YOU DAN 😡
• HE CLEARED THINGS UP WITH YOU SEVEN YEARS AGO
• It wasn't even Big Jane who made Little Jane's family suffer, Dan just refuses to hear what actually happened
• Big Jane 😨
• LITTLE JANE 😨
• But did we literally even confirm if Dan is dead or not??
• This is what I was afraid would happen, it would be high stakes and the just cute and wedding-y for the last 20 minutes
• Only keeping this one high cuz the first 10 episodes were good, but the last two tanked 😑
9/10
• what does it mean that he doesn't even have a family line to his own grandmother 😂
• They're silver thread has been a shoelace the entire time 😂
• No More Mr medium
• you weren't being subtle babes
• Amusement park date 🎡
• Secret hand holding 🤝
• Welcome back Mr medium
• No amusement park date 🎡
• Still not talking about your issues
• If someone has to change their phone number multiple times because of you, you are the Problem
• Kill your abuser. 😑
• You can't talk and abuser out of abusing
• He can't defend himself but he can defend his boyfriend 🥺
• Roughing up your abuser is good enough I suppose
• Showing that one broken connection can impact every other relationship 🪢
• "I knew you would find me." "I knew you would be waiting for me." 😭
7.5/10
• Older Ex causing Problems on Purpose
• Younger Twerp causing Problems on Purpose
• Bro said "CUT THE CAMERA" 😂
• Grown adults not talking about their feelings and causing Problems on Purpose
• "He stimulated my thirst for knowledge" And probably your thirst for something else 🤭
• trying to tear us apart? give it your best shot
• This MF-er is back and causing Problems on Purpose
• Standing by YOUR MAN
• He's become a confident little fucker now ain't he 😂
• Another new ex??
• How you (Est) gonna be so handsome and so pretty at the same time??
• The dichotomy of Thame vs Dean 😂
• You can't fall for the first man who's nice to you
• Both thems ears so bright red 😂
• HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS HE TAKWN ON FHE SAME FIRST DATE 😨
• "It's a game. It's normal to get tricky." FORESHADOWING
• Dean, inviting every man he's ever messed with to their date 😂
• Neither is very accommodating of another person's life style
• Compromise
• Communication (kinda 😂)
• "He just plans these stunts" What??
• Gay Scheming
• Two-faced Twink 🎭
• Teasing 🤭 Flirting 🤭
• Brat x Brat Tamer 😛
• Talking to him nice looks like it physically hurts him 😂
• Hate or ate 🤭
• Making fan service moments 🤳
• Aegyo class
• Whoops, shouldn't be making fan service moments with someone else's pair partner
• We've lost Third 😂
• YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS MURDER 😨
• Gonna 👏 fight his 👏 father 👏
• SEABLINGS
• Boasting about your man
• "I don't want to be friends, I want to date"
• BL guitar 🎸
• Rearranging eats so the Gays can sit next to their boy 😂
• Taking care of your man 🥰
• Marc is a hothead for no reason
• Worrying about your man 🥺
• Everyone else IS invisible to Cheewa 😂
• Translation error? Saying star but talking about planets 🪐
• Taking the fall for your man
• His north star ⭐
• Running from your man 🏃
• Him just appearing behind the tree 😂
• "Then drop your pants and show me." Don't test him he will do it 😂
• The only person immune almost just doomed the entire world out of stubbornness 😂
• Taking care of your man
• Worried about your man
• Rule number one of the zombie apocalypse, don't fall behind. Rule number, two don't trust survivors
• Betraying your man
• Cannibalism 😨
• no matter how you die you come back 🧟
• The previously on recap didn't show anything of the Buisness Twink or the fight they had about the investigation and I thought I had started the wrong episode
• Ten minutes of cop roleplay
• Don't suggest a fake arranged marriage of convienence 😑
• Matching couple's watches ⌚️
• Beach date 🏖️
• Movie date movie🎬
• Dinner date 😏
• What did I day about fake marriage 😑
• Comparing him to an ash tray, an object to be used and one which you've used to harm him 😡
• Sad, Gay montage
• Bro just said "a man dumped me" and these girls are still hitting on him
• I KNEW CUTE COP WAS TROUBLE 😨
• Dad really is the stupidest for thinking he could hide this world from Phatsa
• Don't they literally have a bond where he can't leave his side?
• How many times can you say in 10 minutes "I'm not giving him up easy"?
• Being straight in front of your dad
• Finding out he's pregnant is the most anti-climactic way
• "You'll need your strength to keep sulking" 😂
• Yeah he's an Evil Twink but the way you're talking down to him because he's an Omega is disgusting 🤢
• Lil Bro's step mom is more a parent than his bio dad
• A strong independent Omega with no need of an alpha
• "Sit properly" 😂
• This episode really should have focused more on Napitch and Sangneau