I would at that point hit him with a very large lollipop.
LOL YESSS 🍭💥!! At this point, it’s either sweeten him up or knock some sense into him — might as well do both with your giant lollipop!! Romantic and effective 😂👏
She’s all dressed up, wearing perfume, trying to get close and make him literally smell her presence — you know, the classic “Hey, notice me!” move.
And our guy? He just sniffs like a total boss and goes, “Nah, the good smell’s coming from the sweets you brought.” 😂🍬 Like, excuse me?! Girl’s trying to flirt with her scent and he’s there, lowkey ignoring the whole vibe because dessert > perfume?
I’m screaming! Someone hand this guy a romance manual… or maybe just a candy store membership! 🍭💀
ENTJ? Oh that explains everything! Man’s out here trying to strategize affection like it's a five-year economic plan. "Step 1: Secure borders. Step 2: Gift 500 horses. Step 3: ...Wait, what’s a hug?" 😭📊💔
the writer probably forgot to add romance genre to his character , the supporting characters desperately trying…
Right?! It’s like the writer downloaded every update—war tactics, loyalty, honor—but skipped the romance patch! 💀 Meanwhile, the side characters are basically running a matchmaking agency behind his back while he's busy extinguishing every spark like it’s a fire drill. Sir, this is not a battlefield—it’s a date! 😂🔥
Actually the way to her heart is security for her beloved Yanzhou and Wei. ep. 18 21:49. ( Five hundred fine steeds…
Absolutely! SIS......His gift was technically perfect—securing Yanzhou is major heart-flutter material 💪🐎 BUT sir… can we also get a tiny sprinkle of romance next time? Like flowers? A hairpin? A handwritten love note?? Balance the military-grade wooing with a little heart, General! 💌
Absolutely SIS—he’s not just dense, he’s the whole quicksand pit! The more she flirts, the deeper he sinks into confusion 😭 Someone throw him a rope... or a romance handbook! 😂
Wei shao is so slow witted that I feel bad for Qiao Man. The lady is on his plate but he would bother to eat 😆
Haha, exactly sis! The man’s a tactical genius on the battlefield but a total rookie in the love department 😂 Growing up surrounded by revenge and grief, no wonder he has zero clue how to handle even the simplest “hey, how are you” with his girl. Poor guy needs a love manual ASAP! 💔😭
So lemme get this straight... Our chubby little officer — bless his clumsy soul — is suddenly the hot commodity in this drama?? 😂Two women are out here throwing hands over him while our tall, sculpted war god just stands there, blind as a bat, completely missing the goddess practically serenading him with her entire soul??
ML, babe, are your battlefield instincts stuck in rice?? Your queen is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE, twirling in emotional vulnerability, and you’re just... brooding in confusion? 😂 😂
💥 Title: “GENERAL, SHE’S FLIRTING — NOT GIVING YOU A MILITARY CODE 😭
Sir General “Ice Cube” himself really out here missing every damn signal like he’s got anti-flirt radar installed 😤💅
Sis invited him to the tower for a soft lil’ stargazing date—romance, moonlight, dreamy vibes—and this man pulls up ready to discuss irrigation and wheat planting?? SIR. The only thing that needed watering was her lonely heart!! 🌾💔✨
Then he drops 500 horses on her like he's Amazon Prime for livestock. NOT the romantic gesture she was hoping for, but okay. My girl took it with grace and even gave him a tour like: “Look, sweetie, THIS is what women actually want. Not hay.
And THEN, when she’s out in the woods, his royal dumbass had to be pressured by his own squad to even go check on her. Like HELLO?! Emotional awareness WHERE? GPS not found! 🧭❌
Yeah yeah, he freaked when he thought she was lost. Big moment. But one panic session does NOT erase all the missed chances and cold shoulders.
So General: SHE’S OUT HERE TRYING. And you? You’re colder than the palace wine.
RIGHT?! 😤 When your ML is made of cinnamon, cluelessness, and emotional constipation — HOW are we supposed to get the steamy kiss we’ve been manifesting since ep 3?! I’m tired, I’m dehydrated from thirst. Director, count your days... I have a very strongly worded letter in my drafts! 💅🔥 #WhereIsMyKiss #JusticeForTheThirsty #KissOrWeRiot #MeltTheMan #SteamItUpGeneral
Ok GIRLS...hear me out I have a conspiracy theory...
WHAT is this man’s deal?? Because no way, NO. WAY a fully grown, hyper-trained, war-scarred, dangerously hot general is that clueless about a girl’s affection. Like, are you seriously telling me he doesn't notice her fluttering eyelashes? The poetic flirting? The tower stargazing invitation?? Sir, she basically painted “I LIKE YOU, DUMMY” across the sky and your only response was… “Let’s discuss agricultural reform”?!! SIR. PLEASE. 💀💅
I’m starting to suspect this whole cold, emotionally dense routine is a front. Like maybe he's not clueless—maybe he’s acting. Plotting. Playing chess while we’re all playing checkers. Because there’s NO WAY someone this observant on the battlefield is this blind in love.💀
Maybe he’s pulling off the long game. Maybe there's a deeper agenda. Maybe he's pretending to be all “dutiful and detached” while secretly unraveling something huge behind the scenes. Master manipulator? Secret plan? Hidden trauma chessboard? Give me SOMETHING.
Maybe I'm just being dramatic 😂😂
Because I refuse to believe that a man this fine, this well-mannered, this considerate to every other woman in the palace—is just totally oblivious to our girl’s heart doing backflips for him.
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And our guy? He just sniffs like a total boss and goes,
“Nah, the good smell’s coming from the sweets you brought.” 😂🍬
Like, excuse me?! Girl’s trying to flirt with her scent and he’s there, lowkey ignoring the whole vibe because dessert > perfume?
I’m screaming! Someone hand this guy a romance manual… or maybe just a candy store membership! 🍭💀
And when he saw her shocked face, this man really asked:
"Should I replace them with weapons? Battering rams? Catapults? Armors?"
SIR—
She’s trying to flirt, not start a civil war!! 😭💀
At this point, just send her a flower and call it a day.
Like, what’s next? A siege tower to her heart?
Someone teach him: Girls want soft kisses, not siege engines.
At this rate, I’m expecting him to gift her a trebuchet next episode! 😂💔
Our chubby little officer — bless his clumsy soul — is suddenly the hot commodity in this drama?? 😂Two women are out here throwing hands over him while our tall, sculpted war god just stands there, blind as a bat, completely missing the goddess practically serenading him with her entire soul??
ML, babe, are your battlefield instincts stuck in rice?? Your queen is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE, twirling in emotional vulnerability, and you’re just... brooding in confusion? 😂 😂
Sir General “Ice Cube” himself really out here missing every damn signal like he’s got anti-flirt radar installed 😤💅
Sis invited him to the tower for a soft lil’ stargazing date—romance, moonlight, dreamy vibes—and this man pulls up ready to discuss irrigation and wheat planting?? SIR. The only thing that needed watering was her lonely heart!! 🌾💔✨
Then he drops 500 horses on her like he's Amazon Prime for livestock. NOT the romantic gesture she was hoping for, but okay. My girl took it with grace and even gave him a tour like: “Look, sweetie, THIS is what women actually want. Not hay.
And THEN, when she’s out in the woods, his royal dumbass had to be pressured by his own squad to even go check on her. Like HELLO?! Emotional awareness WHERE? GPS not found! 🧭❌
Yeah yeah, he freaked when he thought she was lost. Big moment. But one panic session does NOT erase all the missed chances and cold shoulders.
So General: SHE’S OUT HERE TRYING. And you? You’re colder than the palace wine.
I’m mad. I’m spiraling.. GIVE us at least a kiss.
MOVE, general. And make it HOT. 😤🔥
Director, count your days... I have a very strongly worded letter in my drafts! 💅🔥
#WhereIsMyKiss
#JusticeForTheThirsty
#KissOrWeRiot
#MeltTheMan
#SteamItUpGeneral
WHAT is this man’s deal?? Because no way, NO. WAY a fully grown, hyper-trained, war-scarred, dangerously hot general is that clueless about a girl’s affection. Like, are you seriously telling me he doesn't notice her fluttering eyelashes? The poetic flirting? The tower stargazing invitation?? Sir, she basically painted “I LIKE YOU, DUMMY” across the sky and your only response was… “Let’s discuss agricultural reform”?!! SIR. PLEASE. 💀💅
I’m starting to suspect this whole cold, emotionally dense routine is a front. Like maybe he's not clueless—maybe he’s acting. Plotting. Playing chess while we’re all playing checkers. Because there’s NO WAY someone this observant on the battlefield is this blind in love.💀
Maybe he’s pulling off the long game. Maybe there's a deeper agenda. Maybe he's pretending to be all “dutiful and detached” while secretly unraveling something huge behind the scenes. Master manipulator? Secret plan? Hidden trauma chessboard? Give me SOMETHING.
Maybe I'm just being dramatic 😂😂
Because I refuse to believe that a man this fine, this well-mannered, this considerate to every other woman in the palace—is just totally oblivious to our girl’s heart doing backflips for him.