Our girl’s walking routine is pure comedy—huge sack on her back, zigzagging in her dress. She legit looks like a lost old witch stumbling through a crowded veggie market 😂
Our ML… this guy is absolutely mesmerizing, getting under your skin every single minute. No exaggeration, no “I’m super hot” act—it’s that calm, dark energy radiating from him. His facial features are perfectly composed, zero cringe, and his voice? Deep, smooth, full-on demon vibes.... And guuuurl, whether he’s naked in a pool or dressed all in black, he’s just a straight-up beautiful sight 🔥
😆 He keeps using his lie detective thingy on her… and our girl is sooooo clueless and lame that he can’t even imagine someone like that actually exists 😂
ML = basically a blood bank, donating his miraculous blood to the anaconda/dude and our girl several times (and maybe to others we don’t know yet)
FL = full-on cooling system for our broody ML 🔥
Anaconda/newly human = corpse swallower and part-time drinker, chilling with our FL ..
The 99 girls = wannabe lovers… but with sneaky agendas 😏
The rest of the realm = sketchy, annoying, with demon energy, full-time plotting against our ML 😤
I’m sooo here for this madness lol!
And guuuurl, whether he’s naked in a pool or dressed all in black, he’s just a straight-up beautiful sight 🔥
And me?Guuuurl, I’m over here trying to mentally grab every inch of him before the angels swoop in 🔥 🤣