BurntBaguettes

Be your idol

I thought this show was cute and had a lot of potential, but we spent way too long on plot building, and we needed more cute moments because the end felt empty. So I don't know, watch it if you want. I would give it an 8 (8.7, but I am going to bring it down) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an overview.

Great potential with this show, truly great. It just didn't reach it. I think the plot is fun. It's like an idol x just a regular guy. Which is so fun, and I love that. Great potential, truly. Uh, I think their chemistry is kind of good. It has this awkward kind of charm to it, and I love it. I also love their height difference. SUCKING THAT SHIT WHILE STANDING UPPPP. I thought the setup was great. It seemed very fun and cute, and I think most of that was due to the setup. Great job with that. I think both guys are good-looking in their own respect. They are different kinds of attractive, but I do think they are both good-looking and mesh pretty well together. Yeah, that's it lmao.

We spent way too long on plot building, and we didn't have any romance building because of it. Plot building is great, but in this case, I just needed more cute moments and more romance building. I also thought the ending was incredibly lackluster, and we should have done more with that because it was just meh and a pretty boring way to end the show. The plot lowkey felt random in some parts. I remember that now, and I am like This is so fucking random, what are we even doing? I also kind of liked the side couple, but also not because the episode was not long enough for the lore as well as the main couple, so they could have done that better, in my opinion. Around episode 7, they had genuinely the most random thing pull them apart, like completely out of left field, he's suddenly doing it to get back at a guy. That made no fucking sense, and I don't know why they did that, and after that, the show went downhill. And we were just spending entire episodes on fake fucking issues like that had nothing to do with the plot or anything that they put on the table, I am like, why did we do that? We set so many things up, but we are going to bring in random stuff that has nothing to do with anything, Jesus Christ. That was fucking annoying as hell. My final thing is the god awful pacing. I don't know why, but I am so picky with pacing and romance building. The pacing of this show was miserable and they should have, instead of spending like an entire episode dealing with bullshit, we should have made it so we had the climax in an earlier episode and give them actual time to make up, like go on dates, prove yourself and not just filler epiosde or now we are gonna have awkard ass momments for the final episode, like fuck. Yeah, that is it for what I didn't like.

Okay, let's look at my thoughts during the episodes. "I could binge the show completely right now if it were all the way out. The giant guy, I wonder what lab he was grown in because holy fuck he is big." "I low-key love the show. It has me giddy and excited. And every time Idol comes on screen, I say Where did they grow him because he’s huge, like genuinely huge. Also, you do not know how to dribble a ball at all, and he is too big not to know how to play basketball." "The second couple, I want more of them because I’m like so confused." "See how I wouldn’t respond. Didn’t he break up the group? Shouldn’t you shut your fat ass up, how you like them apples bitch? Shut your fat ass up and go back to gooning." "They should make a season two where they like switch characters because that will be really cute. Like the same exact plot, but they’re switched, that would be very cute." "I don’t want to see y’all dealing with fake issues." "Okay. I think that was an interesting way to deal with their problem and actually a pretty good way." "I wish they had more cute moments. No, I don’t need sex scenes. I need like dates and like cute kisses, cause I feel like I don’t know this ending was kind of empty, and I feel like they could’ve done more with this and should’ve spaced the show out better, but then again, I don’t really care."

Watch it if you want. I dont really know. Okay bye!

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Sunghoon from Enhyphen's long-lost cousin and the Korean version of the Thai actor est find love

I don’t know if that needed to be a romance. I think the plot was interesting but if you’re having romance as a main plot and you’re putting it on the back burner, it just doesn’t work very well. Nonetheless, I would give it an eight out of 10 because I did think it was pretty good. I’m gonna say what I liked and what I didn’t like and then yeah.

The guy who plays the swimmer is so attractive oh my Lord, he was also in Choco milk and another one of these short dramas I haven’t seen because the word brother is in the title. He’s low-key such a good actor and I hope he never stops acting because he’s a phenomenal actor. In the show, it was no different because I think he did a great job. I think this plot is a little difficult because of course, suicide is like the main thing and the description did not say that and it’s like oh so we find this out in the first fucking episode. He’s like I’m gonna kill myself in a week. You’re gonna what? Anyway, I think that the two guys had pretty good chemistry. The total of 40 seconds they were close to each other. Yeah, I think the chemistry really brought it home. I like the metaphor with the diving and his mom committing suicide. I like how it connected at the end because I was like Why does he hate diving? It’s because he watched his mom kill himself that’s why which I think was good. I think this had a good plot and a lot of potential but it just didn’t really reach its full potential. I like the coach's character. Of course, he was just beating the love interest the entire time but he was such a fun character. I don’t know why he was on screen for like 30 seconds but every time he made me laugh. Yeah I like that everything revolved around the pool cause this is his final week and then he’s spending what he loves to do best swimming. I thought that was interesting.

What I didn’t like, was that this kind of boring I can’t lie. You don’t need a bunch of sex scenes to be good, but if you’re going to have romance as one of the main plots, I think you need to have that romance and not spend genuinely the majority of this short ass drama sitting there not doing anything. Also, the episodes felt like they were an hour long, each dude Jesus Christ I don’t know why, but it was just like we’re just sitting there doing stuff but also not doing stuff. I would’ve rated the show higher if it was just like a friendship thing like a Bromance kind of thing and not a love story or an attempted love story. Also, the love triangle was ass. I don’t know why they did that. The other guy is just like Oh now I’m OK with you guys. Like what? We didn’t need this to be a romance. I also thought the pacing was bad. Like I know it's a short drama, but why did we do everything in the final two episodes? Like what? That didn’t make any sense at all. Also, the characters were pretty one-dimensional besides our main guy, even the love interest was very one-dimensional. And yeah. I dont know. That's about it.

I dont know if I would recommend, I can't lie. Okay bye!

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Everything about her reminds me of him

I just sighed when I saw this was next on my list to review. This show is terrible, but Daou and Offroad are amazing. I dont know why they always get put with goofy ass fuck ass plots, like oh my lord. I would give an 8.1 out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an overview. I started this August 19th OF 2024 HELP.

Daou and Offroad have some of the best chemistry in BL I have seen in a long ass time. I will give them that. I think they are both great actors, and they are great together, specifically. It is just a damn shame, is all I have to say. THE BLACK GUY. I AM BLACK SO I WAS JUMPING UP AND DOWN WHEN I SAW HIS ASS. He was the second-best thing in this dumpster ass show lmao. Oh, and Ngern is in this, and that is my goat. I also liked the guy he's with in this, but their chemistry isn't the best. I can't lie, but they are both good actors and were a pretty fun side couple, I guess. THE SEX SCENES FROM DAOU AND OFFROAD WERE AMAZING. Fantastic, were they very random, yes, but they were still great. Daou is very good at playing nonchalant characters, and this was no different; he played this guy great. I liked the sunshine x grumpy vibes from our main couple; that was a fun dynamic to have. It just wasn't executed that well, but I saw it for what it was.

Daou looks scary with hair, and I didn't like his hair, lmao. Where is my bald or slightly with hair man? NEXT. I don't know why these two always get bad shows. This show, and Century of Love are my examples (I haven't finished Wicked Game yet, but people said it fell off towards the middle, so my point still stands). Like why? Just terrible fucking plots for genuinely no reason. The start was so incredibly weak and set up the show right off the bat for being bad. They dragged the fuck out of the first episode, and that is supposed to be the foundation, and they messed it up, oh my god. It felt so boring and just like we could have said that in like 10 minutes, but no, we just had to drag it out for an hour. And to be honest, that is how the whole show felt. THE WEIRD THING WITH TAMMY. That was very parasocial and weird, and I dont know if that was the point, but it felt, while it was the major point, so irrelevant in the grand scheme of things and made this show lowkey boring from the start. We also started falling in love way too fast. By the second episode, I am like, there is no way. I think maybe if they set the episode up a bit better, that would have worked, but they didnt, so it didnt work at all. The pacing was awful. Like geniuely awful. Jumping off the whole thing with falling in love too early, the romance building and pacing were awful, and they jumped the gun too early without the proper setup, and it ran this show through the mud, I fear. Also, bad character writing when they were making the characters, this weird possessive out of nowhere, bro. Like, why are we even doing that? It doesn't add to the plot; it just makes stuff annoying. They also had these weird jumps in this that I really didnt like, oh my god, it made the story and plot so hard to follow, even if there wasn't anything to begin with. Okay, that's it.

Okay, my episode thoughts. "It felt very long and not a lot of stuff happened, like it could have done this whole episode in 10 minutes, but dragged it out. This is an interesting concept that I don't think I have seen before, so I am excited. I have no expectations for this show if I am being honest, but it should be funny, I guess. I like the couple's off-screen chemistry, and I just finished their other show and saw they had this one, so yeah. Interesting but very weak start and lots of potential. Also, I wouldn't know how to feel with my best friend dating my older brother behind my back, but okay." "him and his weird thing with Tammy made me step outside myself and ask Am I like that with these actors? No, the answer is fuck no." "FACEEEE CARDDDD. He's starting to fall for him, I'd say a little too fast, but what can you do? Okay, that's it lol." "I think that Tammy is going to like whatever Daou's character's name is, and that's going to cause problems between them." Bingo. At least I think that is what happened, I can't remember lmao. "These weird jumps are not smooth at all. I might need to take a break from this show." I took a month break. "They have good chemistry, just always get bad storylines. They have so much tension, I love them. Sunshine x grumpy, we love it. Fake date is what I am getting from this." "Confused about his feelings because Yang's sexy ass is making him feel some kind of way. Yang sleeps like he is waiting for his prince lmao." "THAT MAN IS NOT YOUR MAN." "Utter fucking shit. Me when my actions have consequences. Got his fucking heart stomped out, dude. "I'll handle it very soon." Your feelings? Dude, it is okay to be gay. Very awkward love triangle. Yang had always liked him, but he just wanted the best for him." "I don’t know if I should stop while I’m still ahead." I, in fact, stopped while I was still ahead and came back a year and a month later. "I do not know what is happening, and I dont give a damn, all I know is daou and offroad are in this, and ngern is too. Okay, I remember what is happening ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING." "Ngern has in his contract that he has to be with pretty guys on g. I feel like they argue about this issue so much, like my lord. WHY ARE WE SHOOTING DOWN COUPLES AT THE SAME TIME? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. I'm crying, WATCHING THIS WITH NO SOUND, I'm GONNA FIGHT DEMONS. Yang, when his actions have consequences, like you said you dont like him, and now you are wondering why he is leaving, dumb ass. SMACK HIS ASS OR I WILL. Wait, why did we stay? PLS DONT. NO CHINESE, I WILL GIVE THE EPISODE A ZERO." "Tell me why he lowkey got kidnapped and put in some kind of modern-day slavery." "Daou is so sexy, and I don't appreciate his beauty enough. Lowkey have lost the plot from the start bc it's been so long lmao. WHERE DID WE GET THIS MONEY? WHAT THE FUCK. Daou is so fucking hot, the way his eyes sit on his face is so hot on god. And just like that, the beauty of daou and offroad was born."

Do it for the love of the game, not for the plot. Okay bye!

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The agenda should have stayed hidden

This show was a hard watch, but I would do it all over again for JoongDunk. Yeah. This took me no joke (see what I did there) 2 years to finish. The main thing is that it is boring. So very boring. I would give it an 8.5 out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview, so yeah.

I think this show had a great message and good potential. I will give them that. Great fucking potential and could have been greatness, I swear to god. It was fun, and they were free. And that is about it, lmao. Joong and Dunk delivered with their chemistry as normal and had some good kisses and good NC scenes in this. Sadly, it wasn't enough to save the show, I fear. I liked the background characters; they were fun. I actually think the character writing was good in this; it really was (besides the side couple in some parts, that was getting on my nerves). I liked the speech and debate part. I think it's because I did it from 3rd grade all the way to my senior year of high school, but I did enjoy that part. I miss speech and debate so much I can't even lie lmao. I thought the plot with Nita was fun. I don't know why I really liked it. It added to the plot and made it more interesting. Joong and Dunk looked great in this, ESPECIALLY DUNK OH MY LORD HE LOOKS SO GOOD. Might rewatch with one hand just for dunk and his gorgeous ass. I think the premise of this show was great, and so is the dynamic; it was just executed pretty poorly. I can't.

Incredibly forgettable show, I dont even remember it lmao. This is a slow burn done wrong. If you know me and my reviews, you know I hate slow burn and shity romance building, and this was no different. I have the attention span of a little kid, so slow burns aren't really my thing, but if done right, they can still be good. This was not done right. The whole show was very slow, and that made it incredibly boring, oh my lord. This took me dropping and starting like 3 times before I finally finished it, and it was a hard watch every damm time. We did a lot of sitting around holding our fucking balls in this show. Like nothing was happening for full episodes for both our couples (I would be lying if I said I remembered there was a side couple in this, I still didn't like them though, according to my episode reviews). Like that is the point of side coulpes to be there when the main characters are doing anything. But nope. Joke's posseiveness was cock blocking the entire show, I can't even lie to you. Oh my god, it wasn't even cute or fun, it was annoying as fuck. Another thing is, at the end, like the final episode, they were just having fake fucking problems to drag the show out, oh my lord, let's finish this. Okay, that is it.

Okay, overview. "I love Joong and Dunk so much. They are so fucking cute. This can actually be so good, it has a lot of potential, and I’m pretty excited, actually." I was watching this while it was airing, good for me. "Why am I not winning nationals with Joong Archen as my boyfriend? Is that too much to ask for? No, I dont think so. Manifesting this energy for this year's speech and debate." Sadly, I did not win nationals, and Joong Arch is still not my boyfriend; it's a sad day. "This episode proved me very wrong, and they are slow burn but fast at the same time, and I need this." I was then shot 57 times. "Hopefully, they come to terms with their feelings pretty fast. I miss them. I loved Star in my mind so fucking much. Love them forever." Would give my life for Joong Dunk. "The plot was moving, but nothing happened at the same time. It was getting on my nerves, but what can you do? They could have more potential with these, and if you aren't going to build on the main characters, at least build on the random side couples and the other ones. I think that would be fun." "The final episode airs tomorrow, so I am trying to get all of these done today so I can finish the show on time. But knowing me, it's probably not going to happen, but I love them." It didn't happen; it took chloe another 2 years to finish this. " The cuddling was just so fucking cute. I am glad Zo came clean with Nita because that was definitely going to cause some problems. I am glad they are trying to take things slow, and Joke is backing off to give his man some space. Joke's Possiveness is going to come bite them in the ass because he was already pulling that shit in this episode. Hopefully, we get more of the stalker because I love Nita and jokes about friendship. I just think it is interesting and adds to the plot." "I am ending the cycle, and I am gonna try to finish this lol." I lied again; it took me another year. "Someone said that if you dont like this, you dont get the concept, and I always get the concept, so we are back even if I think this is boring." "I am giving this show one last chance. I have tried to finish it three times now, and every single time I failed. This is the final time, let’s hit it to the bitch. I am a teenager. I understand these shitty shows. I get them all, but this show is flat-out boring. It’s so unfathomably boring, and I love joongdunk to the ends of the motherfucking earth. I will ride that ship till it explodes and incinerates into straight ash, but this show is so boring. Predictable ass show I fear. Ngl idk what he did bc it's been so long, but whatever he did it's his fault for sure. Also, Dunk looks beyond good in this. I don’t even know what we’re doing anymore." "Oh, that sucks, oh that fucking sucks. Because you have to be happy for her when you know it's hard. Too real, that's wrap it up. I think that the message behind this show is fantastic, it's just the slow burn aspect with their dynamic as well as the plot, but stick with this shit. Too real, I fear. Way too real. IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS SHOT. I knew it. I was trying to finish this in class, but it didnt work out." "Why are we having fake problems rn?"

Yeah, I think it has a good premise and good chemistry, just really poor execution that made this so fuckinf boring. But watch it if you want. Okay bye!

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Only good thing is the cute nails and cute guys; other than that, this show can SUCK MY DICK

This show started off great, but became borderline fetish content at the end, and it ran itself through the fucking mud. My friend really liked this show, but I genuinely don't, so I guess watch it and see for yourself. I had to gun to my head finish this, fuck. Okay, I would give it a 6 (average was an 8, but I do not care) out of 10, and when I finished the show, I wrote a bunch of notes, so go me. We are going to look at what I liked, what I did not (the whole thing), and then an episode overview of me hopefully saying nicer things.

Okay, what I liked. The guys are all good-looking, and the nails are to die for. I like that all of the guys are good-looking and are great actors, and this show did not do them justice. I have a Pinterest board now of the nails; I liked them that much. I am a wuss, though, and my fingers get claustrophobic (I am lowkey tism) whenever I have nails on lmao, but once I get over that, I will be rocking the nails. There was plot potential, I will give them that. Also, the chemistry is there, the plot just isn't. It is actually a shame that they got put with this shit, especially at the end. And that's all the nice things I have to say about this show!

Okay, what I didn't like. Everything, I swear to god. The plot pacing was so bad, I don't know why they didn't pace this shit better, like it made this show that was already hard to watch even harder to watch. Also, we suck at romance building because of the weird love square that is happening in this. Like them focusing on this more than the actual couples ran this show through the fucking mud and ruined its potential. Like the chemistry is there, we just don't know how to build romance or plot pace. The plot was bad, and it just like, I mean, it could work, but the fact that the character writing was also bad made this plot just not work. Like you can have jump around plots like this, but it does not work if you are lacking in every single other department. Awful character writing, these guys were insufferable and not even in a charming way, in a gun to my head, do a flip way. Fuck. This was just ass and pissed me off, and I stopped watching it originally because the character writing was miserable, and I’m like, I can’t get behind this. And then I start it back up, and it just goes straight into genuine fetish content. Like, I can't lie to you, just straight fetish shit with the feet and the piss thing, that was geniuely so gross and so weird. Also, the outfits were hideous. Just because we are skinny and cute does not make the outfits cute, I swear to god. Yeah, overall, I could stomach this show, but the fetish pushed it over the edge and made it truly unbearable. Also, this took me 8 months to finish, lmao. ALSO. WE DID NOT GET ANYTHING DONE THIS ENTIRE SHOW, I SWEAR TO GOD. NOTHING, NO PURPOSE, NO NOTHING I SWEAR TO GOD. WE ARE JUST FUCKING AROUND IN MY FACE FOR 7 EPISODES BECAUSE THIS IS CRAZY. Terrible setup also, not a clue what is happening, like for the majority of the show, like bro please, just do something right. Another thing I didn't like was that they were just having fake ass problems the entire time, like what are we even doing, just anything to hold the plot back, I swear to god.

Okay, we are going to watch how my reviews get worse and worse as the episodes go on, lmao. "I am here for the white kid, which is problematic, but he looked really cute in some random clip I just saw, and now I am watching this. I also didnt read the description. I am so confused lol. This looks like a school project, help! I am here for it, though. They actually feel like kids and people, it is pretty cool. Sick ass nails on sexy bitch over here." "Also, I dont really know what is happening." "Why is everyone in this show fruity and insufferable? Like, how do we have three air balls in the span of an episode? Pissing me all off. And what are they doing in this photo booth? I am gonna quit while I'm ahead." And then I stopped watching it lmao. "Every sound in this is very overstimulating." "I am so confused. I don't remember this being so social media focused, but then again, that's so true." "Everyone in this show is sexy. That's my fave part. I feel so lost ngl. Fake ass problems ngl." "Very overstimulating scene, too many noises. We are just having fake issues, I fear. FAKE ISSUES ON G. I am disgustingly confused on who is with whom tbh. But I love those nailssss. GUN TO MY HEAD WITH THIS SHIT. You know, just bc we are cute and skinny doesn't mean our fits are cute. Making me so fucking angry." "A gnarly hard watch towards the end." " I dont know why, but I can't get behind this show. I think it's lowkey boring. Also weird foot and piss fetish wth." "I think this is the only show that I genuinely want to drop so bad, but I am not going to, but fuckkk, it's boring and lowkey teetering on fetish content, which is all weird ngl. They are all such good actors and so good-looking. THE PLOT IS JUST ASS, LEFT FUCKING ASS CHEEKS." "Fake ass issues on g. I am beyond sick of this show. I hope someone gets hit by a bus on g." WHY WOULD I WRITE THAT? IM SOBBING. "Every single one of these guys deserves to get their heart stomped out on g." "So cute, if only we developed our shit faster and didnt have fake issues for 7 episodes. I have a lot of feelings about this show, and they are not very positive. Terribly written plot pacing, terrible plot, terrible characters. That's my hot fucking take. So much potential that wasn't reached."

No. Okay bye!

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Fight for your love and stop being a little bitch

This is 6 episodes, and it took me 2 years to finish lmaoo. This is just meh. Okay, I would give it a 7.5 out of 10, and I would be lying if I said I actually remembered this. I dont, like at all, but me one month ago was nice enough to write notes, so go me. I am going to say the pros, the cons, and my thoughts overall.

I PUT "PROS NOTHING" IN MY NOTES. I AM DONE. Welp, you heard it here first, fokes, nothing lmao. I thought the guy who played the bottom was good-looking, and that was the only pro. Hopefully I can come up with some more lmao. Yeah, I have nothing...

Cons: the plot was ass, and the characters were ass. Shows this short are never good unless they have like a tiny plot with not a whole bunch going on besides just crappy romance building, and this didn't have that, I fear. It didn't have anything. All of the character serves zero purpose and are incredibly one-dimensional, including the main characters. What were they even fucking doing? Just fucking around in my face for 6 episodes, dude. Also, the ending was trash. So fucking ass, I don't know what we were even doing. They had two minutes OUT OF THE 2 HOURS OF HAPPINESS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING? Spent two hours fucking around in my fucking face, and the reason this took me two years to finish is that it is literally under two hours. This was terrible, and the plot did not connect whatsoever; they just put plot points down with no actual storyline. Terrible writing, terrible character writing, terrible fucking everything. They said stuff, and then they took it back, but that does not make any sense. God awful romance building, they jumped the gun so much holy shit, like what are you guys even doing? This show was so boring, I can't even lie. THESE TWO HAD ZERO CHEMISTRY, AND IT WAS LIKE WATCHING TWO BRICK WALLS TRY TO FLIRT, FUCK. Shit was ass stay away from this shit on God. FUCKED AROUND IN MY FACE FOR GEINUELY NO REASON. THEY SHOULD HAVE SCRAPPED THIS SHIT IN THE DRAFTS PHASE, BRO.

Okay, my overview. "This is actually a very interesting concept." "The second life and his killing him self was a wow for a first episode." "Good show to have on in the background lowkey. WHY ARE WE FLASHBACKING WHEN IT HAPPENED LITERALLY IN THIS EPISODE? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK. Wait, what is happening? I would push him through that door and kick his ass for talking about me like that. Very empty episode, but it was fine." "This trope is weird, but if it's done right, it's good, rn it's just kind of meh." "We are losing me, I fear. I am so lost. How is she there, but also him? Or she's not him? WHAT THE FUCK? So they are brothers and not the same person. Cool. This is giving century of love. I am getting crazy deja vu. OH HE HAS A GUN. OH. OH, AND HE JUST SHOT HIMSELF. RIGHT BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE. How is it your first love again if you are falling in love with a different guy? Okay, he's the girl. This guy is insufferable. I wish I could understand what is happening. LIKE HOW ARE WE KISSING THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE." "HE IS STEALING YOUR GIRL AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME IT'S YOUR MAN. ON G FIGHT FOR YOUR LOVE YOU INSUFFERABLE FREAKKKK. Me when my actions have consequences. What is even happening? Everyone is pissing me off rn. Y'all are both the problem, and this show is hella boring. Why are we in love now?" "I AM GONNA PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE ON GOD SECOND HAND EMBRASSMENT. FUCKKKK. That's so embarrassing. If we both like the same guy, why dont we go for her sister and go for him? Like that would make the most sense, I fear. That cookie changed his life, I fear. They have no chemistry, I fear. It is like watching two brick walls flirt on g." "Why is the show so dark now. "Jeong Ha Yeon, who is a man." HOLY THAT HIT. Miserable ending."

Another don't. Just fucking don't. Okay bye!

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FC sold out more like FC fucking boring

This show was so bad, OH MY GOD. Just don't, it is such a waste of time, I can't even lie to you. I would give it a 7 (it was an 8, but I need to bring that down a bit) out of 10. I am going to try to find stuff I liked, and then I know what I didn't like, and then an overview. This is gonna be pretty short because I did not like this show.

The setup was pretty good, and some of the guys were hot. Note some. Yeah. The big guy and the dark guy (I don't know names and can't be bothered to check, lmao) are in like the city boy love thing, and they have great chemistry, and they are so sexy. They had some cute moments, which were fun. Yeah, I will give it to them. Those moments were genuinely great, and I felt the chemistry. Good on that part, I guess. They are gay and free, and that's all that matters. And that's it for what I liked.

THE PLOT IS SO BORING AND SO SLOW AND SO BAD. Oh my god, this was hard to fucking get through, jesus christ, we did not know what we were fucking doing, jesus christ. Most of the time, I can ignore bad plots, but this was so bad it was hard to fucking ignore. I can't even lie to you. Do not watch this shit unless you are beating your meat or you have a gun to your fucking head. I WAS CONFUSED RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING GATES OH MY LORD, THIS SHOW WAS JUST FUCKKKK. I think this was the vibe, but this was genuinely filmed on someone's fuckng iphone because there is no fucking way. I was genuinely falling asleep during these episodes, and they were so short, too. They started to add random ass characters, and I am like, what the hell, this won't make up for the fact that there is no plot at all. The entire show is a filler episode and not in a good way. Truly, not enough stuff in the show for me to hate on anything else I fear.

Overview time and just my overall episode thoughts. "I feel like I was supposed to watch something before this. I am so confused. OK, wait, I know what’s happening now. They are bankrupt and just got bought out by the guy who’s trying to pump out influencers, and he’s cutting everyone on the team. What is this? It seems like it’s being filmed on a fucking laptop? Khung jae more like SCARY BITCH. Uh, cool, pretty good setup, let's see how they drag it out for 3 and a half more hours." "Bruh. I fell asleep lmao. It is pretty interesting, but also, what the hell is happening? This guy is so freaking horrifying to look at. Omg, this was filmed on someone's iPhone because holy shit." "These angles are making me sick. WHAT AM I FUCKING WATCHING???? They are eating up this dance, but I am also so confused. Pov running out of plot 3 episodes in. Bruh, I actually need to finish this. It is so short. Wait, that is so cute how he started liking him." "It’s getting better, but at the same time, nothing‘s happening, and I don’t know how I feel about that. Headline: We are gonna be gay most of the time and then remind you that we also play soccer. This is not a real show, Lmao. Okay, so everyone is just in love; that is really cute. Let's continue this, please." "FC, we are running out of plot points and need to drag it out, so we are adding more characters in the hope that it will make up for it." "So glad it's over."

Don't. Okay bye!

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My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well

Sorry, I love FNAF, and I think this is a pretty good headline. I finished this a long time ago, and I'm actually on my second rewatch. This show is phenomenal, and just watch it. I would give it an 8.9 out of 10, and let's get into what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an overview.

Okay, so starting off strong, I like this one so much more than the other one because they did the robot shit better in my opinion. I think the dynamic was better because it was less of a power dynamic. While I do still think it had one, they did it pretty well. These two have good chemistry, and they are both very good-looking. The guy who played the spoiled brat really brought his character to life, and overall, I think his character was very well written, and it did have some shortcomings, but the good things genuinely outweigh the bad by so much. Maybe it's because I love insufferable brat characters, but his character was so much fun, and I like how they actually gave his character dimension and not just a brat to be a brat. This show was actually very good. And I also like how it's a money can't buy happiness kind of story because with his mom dying and he blames himself and no one being able to "tame" him or take care of him, even though in reality he's just a kid who misses his mom and needs attention that no one will ever give to him. Good character writing. Okay, Robot butler, Jesus Christ, y'all have no idea how obsessed with this trope I am now. I can't lie, AI scares the fuck out of me, but if I could have a sexy robot bodyguard that breaks his code for me, well, shitttt. I think they cast the right guy for this because he genuinely has such a robotic-looking face, even when he shows emotion. I also love that he was so freaky lmao, it was so fun, and he didn't even know he was doing that. Good character writing as well, he is programmed to not really feel anything, but he is breaking his code and what he is set to do to get that cookie, and I respect it. Yeah, I think the plot was just meh, but not bad nor good, but it was cool. Yeah, that's all I can think of right now. OH. I liked the connections to anti-reset, even though I think this was the superior one. I liked how the robots were friends and talking, that was fun.

I didn't really like the side couple, especially at the start. They were pretty forgettable and just took time away from the main couple. I did like the friend, but him being in a couple was just meh. I also didn't like the dad's character. I think it was poorly written, I can't even lie, like bro no one gafs about you, you are just doing the same shit over and over again and expect me to fall for it every time? Nope, think again. I thought the romance building was just okay, I dont hate it, but I dont really love it. I think they could have worked on it a little more at the start because I feel like they jumped the gun a little bit. Yeah, I am indifferent about the plot, I can't lie. But that is all I can think of right now. Okay, the whole kidnapping thing, I didn't remember that, but it was just like what? Tell him and stop fucking around, like how hard is that you are mother fucking robot? Everything with that just pissed me off, I can't lie. Running around in circles for genuinely no reason besides the love of the fucking game.

Overview time, and I am gonna find more things I didn't like because that's not a lot lmao. "Mid-ass acting, but I'm already having fun. Why is the teacher bad as fuck? The guy playing the robot and his dull eyes eat. This shit can't be real. What is he, a sex robot?" He is so not, and I don't know why I thought that, but it was a pretty good start. Also, the acting was good. I do not know what I was on about. This show was so fun. "That’s the dream, taking shots at a birthday party you don’t wanna be at." This scene was so irrelevant, but genuinely so important at the same time, and I loved it so much. "Fire sex scene. I am low-key messing with the show heavily right now, and I don’t know why it’s not very good, but it is very good. Like, hear me out." This was so addicting. "This feels very dystopian." "Brother, you are about to get reset." Lmao. "If you hit someone with a machete to the back and they stand up and they turn around and they look at you run, run as fast as you can." He is a man before he is a robot, very interesting to think about. "This is actually a really good show."

All of my episode reviews were genuinely incoherent, and I have no idea why lmao. This was a fun watch, and I finished it in a day (ignoring the fact that it is now December and I finished this in April, but at least I am writing a review). Watch it. Okay bye!

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You got what you wanted, but you lost what you had

It is 1:44 am on Christmas Eve; this is the American dream. Okay, so I just finished this show, and I can't lie, it was pretty good. I would give it an 8.6 out of 10. The episodes are short, and it's not a lot of brain power, so just watch it. So I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an overview of it all. Let's get into it.

Starting off strong with THEIR CHEMISTRY. Oh my god, they have some of the better chemistry I have seen in dramas recently. It just feels so natural, I can't explain it, but both actors did a phenomenal job and really brought this drama to life even more. Yeah, so going into the actors, I don't remember their names or their character names lmao, so when I am writing about them, it is just going to be vague descriptions lmao. Like I just said, both great actors have their own strengths and weaknesses, but no one gafs about the weakness because that is not for this section. Starting off with the tall guy, people on TikTok had me thinking he was chopped shit and unc, but he is genuinely so handsome, y'all tripping. If most people think someone is ugly, I usually always do as well because I am genetically predestined to be a hater, but this time I can't get behind it, and I think he is very attractive; he just has a long face, like a scary long face. He is also tall and has such a nice body, oh my god. To the other guy, he is also so good-looking. His teeth were my favorite, his smile just seemed so cute and sincere, and I fucking love him, oh my god. I think he is the better actor out of the two of them, but they both did a great job and I know they are gonna disapear from any media once they are done with their fan service train and then once we see them again one of them will either be married or they are gonna get caught coming out of a hotel together, no in between, those are my 2028 predictions. Anyway, I think this show is good. I started this pretty late in the day, and my brain was all the way off, and I am sitting here holding my mother fucking balls, and I am like, I just need a non-brainer show where they dont treat sex as some taboo thing and never talk about it. And this show showed up, and I am like hell yeah. There are a lot of flaws, but it is also a cute show with pretty good sex scenes and just a simple plot. The plot doesn't jump around a whole bunch, and you are expecting most things, except that the boss had a crush on him; I wasn't expecting that. And I think shows like that can be good and bad, and this was in the middle, weighing more towards the good. My favorite character was that annoying girl on the hoverboard, she's so me and was genuinely so fucking funny, oh my lord. Our NC scenes were fun, just the right amount, and they did some foreplay and after-sex shit, and I think they were pretty good. Okay, the last thing for now was the jealousy. Okay, I think jealousy is so annoying, and it ruins shows, but in this show, I didn't mind it. I think it's just because he genuinely cares and not because he doesn't trust him, that's why I liked it. It was just simple, and I thought it was done pretty well and was overkill, but it became funny and endearing. Okay, wait, I have more. The older brother is so fucking hot, oh my god, and I thought, while at first, the kid stuff at the start of the episodes was so cute, and I loved it so much. Another thing I liked was the fact that the show addresses its problems. Does it try to fix them? More or less, but anyway, I really liked that.

STARTING OFF STRONG WITH THE FUCKING RUNNING, STOP FUCKING RUNNING I SWEAR TO GOD. It was just so annoying, and the show knew it too lmao. Run, run, oh my god, stop running. I was going to make the headline be something related to that because they genuinely run so much, but I like the one I have now. They introduced way too many random characters towards the end with the internships and all that, like geniuely no one cares, and why did the boss have a crush on him, like what the fuck? He has been talking about his boyfriend with you this entire time, and you really thought you had a chance? IRRELEVANTTTTT. Pacing. I think we could have paced the episodes slightly better, and I usually say it is too slow, but this time it was too fast. I love that we got straight into it, but we genuinely jumped ship in the first 16 minutes of the 25-minute episode, like there is no fucking way. JUMPED FUCKING SHIP. Yeah, big problem. Another thing related to that is the romance building. I dont know why I have become so picky with that recently, but this show was no different. I think they did the romance building incredibly poorly and just made it up through mediocre sex scenes that had awkward kissing for two minutes and them eye fucking each other. Like we need dates, we need cute moments, we need all of that. Of course, we had some of that, but the poor spacing made it genuinely so hard to follow and felt more like a forced relationship. Especially the way the tall guy was grabbing him and forcing himself on to him, oh my lord, instead of doing all of that crap, let's do some romance fucking building. Okay, last thing I can think of, because this is getting kind of long, was the child scenes. I liked them at first, but towards the middle, they became very repetitive and boring. I'm like, let's work on the present and not the past, oh my jizzle, no one gives a fuck.

Okay, overview time, I actually remember this whole thing, because I just finished it. I will definitely be rewatching because they have very good chemistry, and you have to be blind if you can't see that. Okay, let's get into it. Oh my god, this isn't loading. Yeah, love that for me, so I will finish writing this in the morning, I guess. “How can you be slow and fast paced and have a good start and a bad start at the same time that doesn’t make any sense.” “OK yeah, I wasn’t gonna watch this originally because I thought they were brothers, but they’re not so I don’t care.” “OK, so the pacing is intentional because the taller guy is jumping the gun, and the shorter guy is like we gotta slow down. OK good my bad for judging. Two things I do like, I like the kid part at the beginning of the first three episodes. I think that was cute and I also like how the girl knew that he had a crush on him and she’s rooting for that and I love that. We have another lot of interest just added because we need more plot. And the taller guy where did he get that nose like I don’t think I’ve ever seen, I don’t wanna be a” bigot “but I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Asian person with like a hung nose, and his nose is hung bro. I’m trying to get a little nibble. Try to do some unspeakable acts to that nose.” “Everything makes sense when something bad happens. They get over it and something else. Bad happens. AND THE WAY THEY TALK ABOUT SEX. I got what I wanted.” “Pretty underwhelming ending to an otherwise really good show. Like we wrapped everything up pretty midly but still fine, but I wish they had a little more time with them towards the end but it's okay, I dont care.”

Yeah, this show is a little overhyped and also unnecessarily hated on I can't lie. Okay bye!

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I am in love with Long

The plot of this show is so bad but it’s so addictive so watch it lmao. I would give it an 8.3 so an 8 out of 10. I am gonna say what I liked, what I didn’t like, and then an overview, and just be warned this show is terrible but fun as fuck.

LONGGGGG. BABY WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND? WHAT IS TAKING HIM SO LONG TO FIND MEEEEEE? I fear I am so in love with this man it is not healthy lmao. I would give my life for him. I started this for him and then fell in love with Arm and his sexy ass. Yeah, long is scary sexy and loves to play beater characters and this was no different. Oh my god, I am in love with him. I am gonna go make a screensaver for the two of them and then come back to this. Arm is also so sexy and he looks so innocent but HIS EYES ARE EVIL. They are so evil and so sexy. Oh my lord. Holy fuck. Okay, wait let me actually talk about the show. These two have killer fucking chemistry, JESUS CHRIST DUDE. They made this show bearable along with our second couple. Great chemistry all around. Uh, what else? Okay, hot fucking take, forest fire TAKE. I really thought that the rape scene was going to ruin it. TURNS OUT THE BROTHER FUCKING LIED ABOUT IT AND THAT WAS THE BIGGEST AND BEST PLOT TWIST IN THIS WHOLE SHOW. Insane. What else? I really like doctor and engineer shit, say what you all want about it being overdone, it is a phenomenal trope and I will die on that hill. And I think the sex scenes were great but people were sleeping on our main couple. Especially Arm. THOSE INNOCENT EYES BECAME SO EVILLLL. I am so obsessed with this show I can't even lie. I also love the love at first sight trope, perfect oh my lord.

What I didn’t like. There was literally zero plot in this. It was all just one big filler episode. The play was so much bullshit I thought I was going crazy, what the hell? The fact that they didnt execute the brother at the end for lying about something that bad and instead just faded him out. We should have killed him what the fuck? ALSO, THEY GAVE US NO BACKGROUND AT THE START AND ASSUMED WE KNEW EVERYTHING FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE SHOW. The whole reason why the two of them met was such a hard watch ass scene and I just remembered that and it is making me wanna dieeee. Yeah so if you ignore the plot, the random ass side couple (Mild’s friends), and basically everything this could be a fantastic show, but because you can't forget about those things, this show is hot dumpster fire but the dumpster fire is actually not a fire or a dumpster, and it's actually the friends we made along the fucking way. I do think the show gets better after the seventh episode but the first seven episodes are a hard fucking watch.

Overview time I guess. “This looks god awful, I can't wait. He has these sad siren eyes and I am addicted. I thought mild was being a pick me bitch but he just didn’t want his brother to get his ass beat lmao. This is the university of starting problems because aint no way. I feel like I randomly got dropped in a world that I know nothing about but I am here for it lol.” “Completely random Romeo and Juliet bs. I come to watch Thai dramas to avoid reading The Tempest and here I am met with more fucking Shakespeare. Lolll. I am so invested in the lore lmao.” “This show is ten counts of bull shit.” “If someone did this to me in front of the engineering department I'm lighting up the whole department on god, dont fuck with me bruh. The doctor in the second couple is legitimately so sexy. This show is pissing me all off.” “Okay wait they are kind of cute and I fear I'm just a hater. Why does Knight keep saying midly (see what I did there) creepy shit? Like mild run.” “Imagine if they didn’t keep forcing him to drink.” “I am lowkey starting to fuck with this show. I have no idea why the first like 7 episodes were shit, I'm lowkey getting into it now lmao.” “It's getting better or maybe I am becoming tone deaf to the shitness. Mayo is lowkey fine as fuck but gives me bad vibes. A random ass sequence of events that ended in a makeout scene in the hospital bed but I was right about Mayo. We lowkey haven't done anything in this show besides filler shit lmao.” “And just like that this ass show is over.”

A miserable show but its addictive to rewatch lmao. Okay bye!

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a great show that got nuked by bad character writing

This show started off so well and then it became genuinely unbearable to watch. I would give it an 8.4 so an 8.5 out of 10. I would say give it a chance because the actors are adorable. I am gonna say what I liked, what I did not, and then an overview.

I think this show started off phenomenal and it was because of the actors. For most of the actors, this was my first time seeing them and they did fucking great. All great actors, with great chemistry. Starting off with our first couple Luke and Mick. Luke did a phenomenal job because his character was genuinely getting on my nerves. I think that he really brought his character to life and you could never tell that he isn't an 18 in high school and actually a 21-year-old man. Fucking fantastic. Oh, and he has the sexiest eyes ever oh my lord. Next up Mick, CONTINUING THE FAMILY BLONDLINE AND DOING IT BETTER. I think Bright and Win did great together in their show but they have miserable chemistry I can't even lie lmao. Just two sexy brick walls kissing on g. But Mick holy fuck, him and Luke have so much chemistry and he carries it on his fucking back. Oh my god, I love them. Next up Chokun and Aston. Aston is actually the reason I watched it in the first place, these two are great actors and they brought their characters to life so much that it made me not wanna finish the show lmao. Two very insufferable characters I can’t lie, but they have killer chemistry and are great actors. And Aston is so fucking hot especially with those dimples, bro you dont even need Chokun I'm right here baby. And lastly Ken and Paul, I have seen Ken before but these two are so good and I think they are both good actors, and even if they were a side SIDE couple, they did a fantastic job. AND OUR TEACHERS, the best part in this whole show I can't even lie. I felt like I was sneaking around with them it was so fun and they kept me wanting more oh my lord. What else did I like? The plot at the start. I think it was because I was also in my final semester of senior year I related to this so fucking much it was crazy. And that’s what had me hooked. This show is also so fun and cute I can’t even lie. I loved the sound effects, the costumes, and the irrelevant side characters. I also really enjoyed how much they brought high school to life and not just Thai kids' high school. They truly brought the universal high school experience to life. Of course, I didn’t get my high school romance, but I too was stressing over tests, over friends, over clubs, and worst of all, college. And I think this show did a great job of bringing that all to life. I think that is all for now, I may come back during my overview and add some more. Another thing I really liked was the KISSES. Oh my god, they were so cute I can't even oh my lord. Would watch again just for the kisses and the all of the couples' chemistry.

What I didn’t like. Around episode 9 the show got so unbearably boring and hard to watch and our second couple is to blame. The back and forth between those two about them and their BULL SHIT FUCKING PROBLEMS made this a hard watch and I had to force myself to sit down and finish this. Oh my fucking god you guys suck, oh my lord. It is truly nothing against the actors, it is just shity plot writing. Another thing with the plot I didn’t like is that I feel like we don't really do anything this entire show but argue. Of course, that is senior year, but they could have added a little more plot instead of jumping around and back and forth. Made this a very hard watch. Yeah, the whole plot went to shit at the end and that is my main criticism. Other than that I don’t really have anything else. One unrealistic part of this show that isn’t really a dislike but I dont know where else to put is NO ONE TRANSFERS SCHOOLS IN THEIR SENIOR YEAR. If you fucking do that you won't be able to graduate on time. Mons' mom, or wait whatever his name was, his mom. She was so annoying oh my god, genuinely was cock blocking all of our couples and made this incredibly repetitive very fast.

Okay, let's look at my thoughts during the episodes. “Guess who in a couple of hours will no longer be a senior in high school. ME!!! REALISTIC AF BECAUSE ME EVERY TIME I SEE A HOT GUY.” “That kiss was adorable. I love this so far. It's a little boring but I am also having fun.” “Adorable ass show. I am so obsessed. We’ve had all our couples kiss and the teachers kiss, zeesty show.” “Also losing two children on a field trip is a lawsuit waiting to happen.” “Everyone's love is different and that's the great thing about love lmao. IT'S A FUNKYYYYY. When I tell you everyone drinks at these funkies. You can have fun without drinking. The teachers stole the show for me. FUNKYYYYYYYYY.” ME WHEN FUNKYYYYYY. “Trying to seduce him and shit to help him get a new office.” “I'm not saying it's bad because there are no sex scenes, shows dont need sex scenes to be good. I'm saying it started off really strong and towards the final episodes they killed this show, like put it straight through the dirt. And I can't my lord.” “You all better lock in and give them a better fucking show.”

And yeah. I think just watch it for the chemistry and acting and not for the shity character and plot writing. Okay bye!

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Potential not reached bc it was so short

Potential not reached bc it was so short

The show was so forgettable that I don’t even recognize the name of it. I would give it a 6 (my average was a 9 but this was terrible) out of 10. And yeah, so what I liked, but I didn’t like, and then an overview.

I think I vaguely remember one or two of the guys being attractive so I like that part. I also like the dynamic between that couple with the Korean guy. I really can’t think of anything positive to say about this show. there was so much potential in the show, and it just was not reached at all. Like this is so interesting besides the stepbrother shit but it’s just it’s too short to be good.

Starting off with what I did not like the fact that there are three romances that barely go together smashed into one show are off to a terrible start because what the fuck, and also the way they tried to connect them all like I understand they’re half brothers that connection just didn’t work and I was bored. What are we even talking about right now? I was already snoozing dude. And of course, there was a weird relationship because they just had to do that, and just overall not a good show because they tried to fit too much story and too much lore into the show and it’s only 15 minutes per episode and there are eight episodes.

The first episode set up confused me. Yeah, so all the brothers hate the dad for the same reason. ”Maybe it could’ve been better if it was put into different series because these couples are actually pretty interesting and pretty cute really but at the same time, I don’t really care. Good luck with me writing this review in like a week because I’m using the voice thing.” Thank you me too, boss. “Why is this woman flirting with all of the brothers? My fave couple is the Korean guy and this other guy.” “Wrap this shit up. My mouth is a gape. The wheels are falling off on this show.” “OK so they’ve seemed to forgotten that they didn’t tell all of the stories and they’re just going with the ending. Maybe it would be better if it was longer the blind stuff is here, but if they don’t have enough time to drag it out and develop me more because these episodes are so short, so if I some miracle they make a season two I will be waiting, but by the looks of the production of this there will not be a season two because it came out like five years ago. I guess it was interesting and now they’re having a super mega happy ending no wait it’s over and it’s done.”

Just don’t. Okay bye!

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I yearn for mediocrity

I started this and then dropped it because it was terrible and then I gave it another chance. And it’s like fine. I would give it an 8.125 so 8 out of 10. This is objectively a bad show, but they have really good chemistry. So I’m gonna say what I liked about it, what I didn’t, and then an overview.

Starting right at the gates, I am in love with James Prescott. This show does not do him justice. He is low-key chopped shit in this, but he is genuinely so hot and it’s a shame that this show didnt do him justice but trust me he is really hot. Also, they still have a really good chemistry despite this being really shitty and I’ve rewatched this twice because of their chemistry, ignoring the plot, but their chemistry can get you through it. OK so I hate office romance as we know, but I don’t know why, but I kinda like this one. I don’t know why but something about it. Kind of drew me in honestly. And the reasons I hate it aren’t because it was an office trope. It was because the show is shit. Also, they’re sex scenes were low-key fire and they low-key ate those up. I cannot even lie because they have such good chemistry.  I think both of them are good actors. Just this show is so bad. Also, the looks of love that James’s character was giving kad or Tad. I don’t fucking know, were genuinely so amazing and this show is shit. It’s so ass, but the looks of love his eyes like softened and you could see it and it was really sweet.Yeah, that’s all I can think of right now so like three things Lmao.

The plot fucking sucks. It is so incredibly boring and you’re just like what the hell I just wanna see these two fuck I don’t care about this weird plot with an ex-boyfriend who’s being abused by like a CEO like I do not care and the more the episodes went on the less I gave a fuck. Also, his boss was indeed a bad guy, a terrible guy actually I cannot even lie. Also, I hate the way they did James‘s hair in this. It made him look horrifying. Also, the makeup makes them both look suken in and crazy and they’re both good-looking like I look at their TikToks when they’re like doing fan service and stuff and I’m like they’re good-looking guys but in this show, we don’t know how to do make up because holy fuck y’all look horrifying. Also, why is he chauffeuring his boss around? That was really weird also the whole thing with the ex of the beginning I’m like what and then they drag that shit out I really really hated that. Also, why were these episodes so packed? There was so much plot, but it was also just nothing. There was so much drama and so much happening, but it was also nothing at the same fucking time. There were also so many abusive people in this that were completely irrelevant to the plot like why are we all beaters? Oh my Lord. And our main couple argues so much about such irrelevant stuff like holy fucking shit. Let’s do something and stop fucking arguing about literally nothing.And that’s it.

Right out of the gates I gave it the first episode of six out of 10 so you know that’s off to a terrible start. “They are eating this scene up. Elyes is this weird and attractive, every time he smiles I SMILE DUDE. Elyes looks like a vampire. Edward Cullen-type shit.” “I feel like I have watched 4 episodes and I am only on the first one.” “Elyes' eyes go soft when Pat comes in. It feels like a new episode every time I look down. Just wasted 49 minutes of my life. Height difference. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DID I JUST FUCKING WATCH?” “Yo our company got ruined but we are gonna blame Elyes bc its def his fault.” Elyes is pissing me off. All bro needs is a shotgun and the story would be saved.” I AM SOBBING. WHY WOULD I WRITE THAT? I was craving this show. “MOMMA A GIRL BEHIND YOU. Not even being freaky we needed Elyes to stand up in the boxers because his torso is genuinely so long and I wanna know if his kegs are too.” “Without his curly hair James low-key looks like a skin walker cause it’s BECAUSE HIS face is sunken in. It’s like hot, but low-key kind of scary.” “Run should get with win and them they all have a threesome with pat bro.” “PRANK EM JOHN. This show is so fun lmao. A nice background show. I would run but apparently the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk can fucking fight. This camera angle is making me sick though. putting fei and elyes against each other more is such a good plot idea. With the kidnapping. That's why Run stayed. Because it’s always been Fei long. No matter what he did to him it was always him.” I have no idea what I’m talking about here but it’s fucking hilarious. ”Pat is trying to decide whether he wants to quit or open his legs every five minutes.”

This show is so bad but it’s low-key addictive. Okay bye!

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Do you feel anything?

This is such a weird concept, but this one and the sequel, were both done really well. I can’t lie. I think the sequel is better but this one’s still good and I think it’s definitely worth watching. I would give it a 7.6 or a 7.5 out of 10. Y'all, know the drill, what I like, what I didn’t like, and then an overview, and then we’re done.

OK, I think I am just really obsessed with the robot trope. Because I watched the sequel first, cause I didn’t know they were the same thing, and that one was really good and I think I just really like the robot thing and I don’t know why but yeah. I think of the setup of the show made this show and the other one make more sense and it just feels very weird and dystopian. I think that’s 100% the vibe of the show and I think that the setup was phenomenal. I also like the acting I think they had this weird kind of charm to it. The robot guy was really good acting and the other guy was still good but not as good and he kinda had this awkward vibe and he played that role really well. I think they had pretty good chemistry, but it had that weird awkward charm to it, that really brought this show to life. Also, I think I definitely should’ve watched this one first. I think the whole thing with him feeling actual emotions and not just the emotion he was programmed was genuinely phenomenal and I think that was so interesting to think about and how something that doesn’t really exist can break out of what it is set to do to do. Like the more you feed it information the more it adapts which is kind of like a test to our world and the rise of AI, but I won’t get into that but yeah, definitely really interesting and seeing it in my BL for that of course makes me a lot better, but I really enjoyed it. the fact that the robot was intelligent enough to feel emotions, but not intelligent enough to understand why low-key freaked me out. I think a lot of our emotions we don’t understand why we have them, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that we have them.

What I didn’t like, I think this one was kind of boring. I just think the other one was objectively more fun and had better characters. The second thing I didn’t like was the fucking uncle like I know he set them up in the first place, but oh my God, that guy is so fucking annoying. Yeah, there wasn’t a lot of plot in this and it was just like Oh this happened and now we’re not gonna do anything to further our romance or the plot for like three episodes and I’m like bro what? So a lot of wasted potential there. I think that they could’ve made this show a couple of episodes longer and put a little more plot in here because I feel like I was missing parts of it which I did not really enjoy. This one is way more heavy on like the impact of robots and just robots in general and their actual love story and the other one is just like oh we’re in love always and oh my butler is a robot like I like the other one better and this one is way more heavy on robots and stuff and I think they could’ve done more with the love story aspect.

Good setup. ”Robots aren’t supposed to feel shame he’s like embarrassed so it’s just like very scary because I’m assuming the robots in this feed off what they see other people doing but he hasn’t even been outside the factory that long and so he doesn’t quite know what shame is, but he’s feeling very creepy.” There was a lady who programmed him to feel actual human emotions without the knowledge of the uncle was a g. “This feels like it was made in 2015, I can't really explain it. He gets more and more human. Imagine ur an AI and the one thing you are scared of is lightning and you dont even know why. That would freak me out.” The plot, started to slow down and not a lot was happening, wise or plot-wise. Pretty OK ending.

I think that this and the other one is low-key really cute too. So just give it a shot. Okay bye!

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The winner takes it all

I would give my life if I could watch this show for the first time again. First in my bloodline to witness this shit. I would give it an 8.8 so a 9 out of 10. People didn’t like the ending and I think they could’ve done more with it, but I still liked it. So I’m gonna say what I liked, what I didn’t like, and then we’re gonna do like a little overview.

So starting off the bat with the omegaverse trope. Fight the allegations, but that is one of my favorite tropes EVER, behind another one that this show did which is mpreg. And I’m sick of pretending like I don’t fucking love it. It’s fucking great, so when I heard that they were gonna make a drama of this, you know my ass was gonna move heaven and hell to watch this shit. I was watching this every fucking week when this came out. I liked our main couple and I like our side couple. Towards the start, I liked the side couple more but then towards the end I liked the main couple more. I think that everyone’s character was fantastic like of course not everyone wasn’t a good person, but they were just brought to life so well and it was genuinely great. Starting with Hua Yong holy moly, fantastic character because I was being gaslit too. I’m like wait why are we mad at him again? I’m like oh shit he’s fucking lying to you, fantastic plot. I don’t really get into like the enigma shit but the fact that he was lying about being Omega and then he switched and was actually an enigma and then got his alpha pregnant. Next fucking question my show is on what the hell. I think that the fact that Sheng Shao You or whatever, I like his reaction to just being lied to like he’s like What the fuck I just got lied to and then he just kept getting lied to, and then now he’s pregnant oh my God I’d be like What the fuck. Next up, my favorite character in this entire show, Gao Tu, fantastic character. I genuinely loved him. The acting was phenomenal and the fact that he had some unrequited love with a childhood friend and then got pregnant from that same friend. Oh my God my show is on dude holy fuck and he was just so worried. Of course they’re ending. It’s like fine. I guess it’s not but I’m just gonna have to deal with it, but I loved his character so very fucking and holy shit. Wen lang can lowkey suck my dick but fantastic acting because this character pissed me the fuck off. Another thing I also liked is that they made the omegaversus the main plot like I don’t like when they put it on the back burner and I thought they were gonna do that because it’s a Chinese fucking drama. It’s the first ever OMEGAVERSE I’m like they’re going to do that. No, the Omega Verse was the main plot. Their weird fucking businesses. They were all around the fucking omega verse and around like the pheromones and shit. Every single thing in this show had to do with the Omega Verse and I fucking love that, and they did such a phenomenal job with that. Also, I love the costumes and the settings and everything. It was great and also the editing I cringed with the pheromones but great job because they brought that shit to life. Holy moly. I love this show. Also for fucking Chinese censorship, they stuck their foot into their fucking sex scenes. Of course, we did have two back-to-back fucking rape scenes that I low-key trauma blocked and I didn’t remember until I re-watched it for the fourth time (that should say a lot about this show), but they didn’t even have to show anything. They set it up perfectly. They did like some insinuating like assuming. Oh my God, they did that so well. And the mpreg I was not expecting like a full baby bump thing, but people on TikTok were convinced that there was a baby bump. I don’t think there was, but I was not expecting that they were gonna do stuff like rubbing his stomach. I love everything and he’s like the fuck is your problem he’s like you got my baby in there. He’s like you fucking bitch. I’m a man. I loved that to death. It was so fucking good and I’m surprised that they like went fully with it towards the end they had the time skip with them and their kid like I’m surprised they went all the way there and I’m glad they fucking did dude holy shit. I love this show. I also liked how Hua Yong's omega personality never really faded but we also knew it was a front even when it wasn’t. Yeah, I’m truly honored that I am first in my bloodline to ever witness this. Also, I loved how they showed the heat and the rut, that was fucking phenomenal. We ate that shit up. I can’t even lie and I’m sick of pretending that this isn’t peak. This show was phenomenal and I’m not gonna pretend it wasn’t just cause it’s an omegaverse. Also, the chemistry between our couples holy fucking moly we have so much chemistry just between all of us.I also like how when he found out that his cute omega bag was an enigma he was like what the fuck and then like Hua Yong got a fucking cement block dropped on him and then a metal rod to the back to protect him and then he’s like OK fine I’ll get pregnant. Yeah, I remember that happening. I remember this is exactly how the story went…definitely… I also just remembered the Lore that hua yong has actually been obsessed with him for like a while now and that’s why he’s so head over heels for him and he’s willing to give up everything for him and I low-key ate that up I can’t even lie like he’s like I’m so in love with you and it’s like I’m willing to lie to you and become this person. I’m not just to make you happy and I was like OKKKAAYYYY!!

What I didn’t like, starting right off the bat Fucking Wen Lang. That dumb bitch can genuinely suck my fucking left dick shut the fuck up with your fucking fat ass. Oh my fucking God shut your fuck ass up he was annoying. His character was written miserably. I cannot even lie. It was just such a shitty fucking character and he’s like Oh I don’t like him. I don’t like him and then something just clicked and he was like Oh I like him and I’m going to go crazy based on my tribal instincts. Also, the ending with our second couple that’s what people’s main criticism with the show is and they’re hating on the show because of that. I think they set it up for a season two which I don’t know if we’re gonna get because censorship and all that but they set it up perfectly for a season two but I wish they ended them a little bit differently and instead of like oh he’s a single dad for the past like three years and then he sees across the ball pit and he hugs him and that’s the end of their thing. They could’ve had like a conversation there. It could’ve been like very standoffish and kind of been like Hey I’m ready to be a dad or he’s always been ready to be a dad but he like disappeared. Also, the fact that there was two back-to-back rape scenes, I’m like holy fucking moly and I don’t know if it also got the other guy pregnant but like that’s just so kind of like annoying. This shit with the X holding things I don’t think I understood and as they start talking about that, I’m like why don’t we get naked kiss cause I don’t know what we’re fucking talking about right now like I’m the owner of X Holdings because I’m the bastard of my dad‘s left ball sack Cousin‘s cat‘s grandmother and I’m like what are we fucking talking about right now?

OK, let’s get into my overview which is gonna be all over the place because this is 16 episodes I think. Right off the bat I was like Where is my side couple I want to see them. ”That was low-key a fire episode but I wish they split this more evenly but it’s like whatever the plot is coming together and acting better and I actually low-key like the characters and I like how it’s like there’s other plot besides the omegaverse.” But the plot still related back to the Omega Verse, which was fucking great. “I wish they did more with those episodes instead of just like sitting like a waiting duck kind of episode.” I was gonna put the fact that there was a lot of waiting and things I didn’t like, but it was low-key re-watching it. I was just like delirious and like there was a lot of waiting, but it was still like juicy plot and I enjoyed it. Their power dynamic like for our main couple was low-key terrible but I was only OK with it because I knew it was gonna flip. “Me when the omega guy. I swear he's always in heat but me too when his sexy ass is on screen, my lord.” “This show needs to lock in bc i cant bring myself to hate it.” “REF DO SOMETHING. NURSE HE GOT OUT AGAIN. Gorgeous scene with Hua Yong and Sheng i think. GORGEOUS. So everyone is going to hell. So the same thing happened it was just flipped. You know what hell yeah.” This was the rape scene that I had genuinely no idea what was happening and people who were also watching, were pissed about this and I low-key did not know what was happening. I can’t even lie. “S Tier Alpha? Worse?” This show is so addictive. “GAO TU PREGNANCY ERAAAAA. Mr. Shen is a dumb piece of shit and if he wasn’t so fucking dumb he would have connected the dots already. Dumb bag of rocks. Hua yong is such a good manipulator I lowkey forgot why we were mad at him.” “If you stab someone in a fatal spot and they get up and keep moving RUN. Especially run if they rub their blood on them as well.” “Yeah, I lowkey became so obsessed with Hua Yong and Sheng's dynamic at the end. Hua Yong loves the child only because it's sheng. I thought that was very romantic. The ending bruhhh.”

I would sacrifice my entire bloodline if it means I can watch this shit for the first time again. Watch this shit, rewatch this shit, watch this shit in the bathtub, even while you’re sleeping bro, in the air even, just watch this shit. Okay bye!

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