BurntBaguettes

greed will consume you if you let it

Okay, so I just finished this and have 30 minutes before my class starts, so let me rate this. I would give it an 8.5 out of 10, and yeah, this took me around a year to finish, and I am glad to get it out of the way finally. A lot of people liked it, so give it a try and see for yourself.

They had a fantastic start, I will give them that. Very action-packed, very interesting, and I really do think that they set this show up perfectly. I also think the plot itself is great, especially with how unique it is. I just don't like how they dragged it out at the end. I was dogging on their chemistry at the start, but it is lowkey really good and made this show bearable. Truly. The fact that they actually gave the niece depth and made her feel like an actual person, FUCKKKK THAT ACTUALLY RIPPED ME APART. I think they did that very well, and I also like the reveal with her at the end. I thought that was really fun. Okay, so the guy who plays Tin is to die for and lowkey so fucking sexy, and got sexier as the show went on. And I think the guy who plays Charn is lowkey chopped, but his voice is beyond sexy, and he has a lady killer smile, so I will excuse it. And that is kind of it, the plot and the chemistry.

I watched the final 4 episodes on 2x speed, so that tells you a lot about this show lmao. I use the term "Vecna special" in my final episode review because they genuinely gave this show the Vecna special. They had been building up to fight this guy the entire show, and they kill his ass in like 5 minutes and go on with their lives, so I think they should have done that better. I can't lie. Also, if you can't finish this show because, like me, because you thought it got boring when they started to drag the plot out, I recommend 2x speed because it helped me understand everything so much better and actually finish it. I think they had a lot of irrelevant fucking side characters that we should have cared about, but I really didn't because they were very one-dimensional in my opinion. The young master, I think his character is fine, but I wish they had gone into more detail about him killing his mom in childbirth, and more on the fact that his dad hates him. It would have been interesting to see, but they did a one-off, and it was kind of forgettable. THESE FIGHT SCENES ARE SO BAD. OH MY GOD, THEY WERE AWFUL. The show got boring around 5-8, like shit in the fan and fell all over me. This show is one big libality, oh my god. WHY DID WE KEEP SINGING? STOP, I AM BEGGING, STOP PLEASE STOP. CHARN IS JUST SO UNNECESSARILY EVIL, AND I DONT KNOW WHY THEY DID THAT. LIKE AS SOON AS YOU THINK HE IS GONNA COME AROUND HE JUST DOES SOME EVIL SHIT AGAIN AND I THINK THAT WHOLE THING WAS BAD CHARACTER WRITING. Just an insurmountable amount of greed and awfulness. Also, the romance building got paused when they would do the plot, and then they forgot to unpause it, holy fuck. Okay, that is all.

Overview time, most of it will be positive until the lower half of this show lmao. "This is so courtroom-coded. This lawyer guy has a very sexy voice. THAT BITCH FUCKING FLEW. The lawyer has a freaky smile lmao." "SHE JUST GOT FUCKING RUN OVER HOLY FUCK, I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA DIE. They did not need to show that. I knew she was going to die. Survivor's guilt." "This lawyer shit will send his family into debt, dude. They will drag you through hell." "Villains aren't born, they are made." "Them adding more to the niece's death is just making it so much sadder, bro." "There is a reason people act the way they do, and that can impact the way they see the world and the people in it, young master. I don’t know what his real name acts like that because his dad has mistreated him his whole life." And which we found out later was because he killed his mom during childbirth, and I wish they had gone into more detail with that. "A good guy turned evil by society core." "Charn is not a villain, but if he is, that would be a crazy fucking twist." He lowkey was evil as fuck. "I understand both sides of this story, and I am very interested to see where this is going." "Not trying to be that person, but are they going to fuck?" BRUH. "Charn is so fucking hot, I can’t explain it. It's the smile and the demeanor, it's just so hot. In a mean sexy lawyer." "This show is one big liability. Also watching at 2x speed. Charm is a good lawyer, I can't lie. This show is dumb af. Grandma is a pimp. This plot is lowkey bs, and they are dragging it out." "Young master is very dead wife pretty when he is not being an embarrassment to the family name." "He straight-up ruined the kid over. Oh my God, like intentionally that’s awful, Jesus Christ, and why is he just shifting the blame on everybody, and he blamed his own son. Oh wait, that’s low-key really interesting and so awful." "Charn evil for the love of the game." "At least the Senator knows he’s evil, but Charn has spent this entire show pretending to be good.  The Senator ran over that little girl because she crossed him. He’s been evil since the start of the fucking show, he’s corrupt, he's capitalist. We know that. Mr. lawyer boy, he’s been pretending to be good this entire time, but he’s fucking awful, genuinely awful, and like you’re crying, you’re showing all these emotions, but you’re still going through with this shit because you are evil." "The show is unintentionally very woke. The ex is so funny. What is fucking happening right now! Charn, it’s just straight up evil for the love of the game. Teamwork is the dream work, I fear. There is an ungodly amount of fighting in this." "There is no way they’re getting married after all that, like we have not had any romance building whatsoever. Like we’ve had, but at the same time we haven’t. Charn is a terrible fucking guy, and are we just gonna forget about the fact that he’s a terrible guy and just like be happy and bone for 30 minutes? Holy fuck." "Just like fuck ass Stranger Things, they killed the villain in the first five minutes, then drag that shit out for another fucking hour and a half, dude."

Okay, yeah. I guess watch it, and if it gets boring, 2x speed will be your best friend. Okay bye!

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The plot started off terribly, and then I started to cry like a baby

Cute ass show until it wasn't, and then back to cute, yay! Just watch it. The first 9 episodes are hard, but it becomes good after that, I swear. I would give it an 8.5 (8.7 bc the first couple of episodes) out of 10. I actually wrote notes for this, so we are going to look at the pros, cons, and then do an episode overview.

Okay, so I like the thing with the brother. Fantastic. SO FANTASTIC THAT I STARTED FUCKING CRYING WHEN HE GOT IN THAT CAR ACCIDENT AND WENT HOME, AND HIS BROTHER WAS THERE. For reference, I have only cried to two other Thai dramas before, until we meet again and kinnpsoche. I just think that this show did a great job of showing sibling love and how much you will miss them when they are gone, and I started to cry, just straight up and sob, and my roommates were judging me, but I couldn't stop crying. It just made me think about losing my sister, and I just lost it, holy fuck. So they did that scene fucking GREAT. I don't know what happened to the rest of the show though lmao. After episode 9, the show became absolute fucking cinema. Mark and Ohm have great chemistry, fantastic, even though they have the Force Book effect. That means the longer they are on screen together, the more they look like siblings. Fire sex scenes, because we have such good chemistry. Fantastic. I liked the characters; they were fun, and they were really cute, and I liked that. Going back to the brother thing because I mentioned in my notes a few times. I like how they showed that even the people with the biggest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The fact that his brother died on his birthday, the fact that he was doing all of this to live out the dream his brother wanted just for his mom, actually broke me. That was such good writing, and the fact that Khao played the dead brother made it 100 times better. He just wanted to continue his legacy, and in the process forgot his own dream, which is when Ohm's character comes in and brings the dream back so he can do both. God, that was perfect. This lowkey gives fish upon the sky, so I liked that aspect. The ending lowkey absorbs at the end into a whole bunch of sex, and I am actually okay with it because I did not need to cry more to a show can't sweet tooth dentist bull hooky. I pray they get another show together with a better plot throughout and a holy bunch of eye fucking on g. JESUS CHRIST OHM IS LITERALLY SO SEXY, HIM AND HIS EYES AND HIS BODY. JESUS FUCK I WAS GENIUELY GOING TO TOWN UNDER THE TABLE. JIMMYSEA CAMEO WAS THE BEST THING EVER, AND I LOVED THAT. Also, they were very aware in this show; it was funny. Apart from Ohm's gorgeous everything, his eyebrows ARE SEXY HOLY FUCK. And that is it.

Going into the cons, which is one of the major things in this show is the plot at the start. For the first 8 episodes out of 11, the plot was fucking terrible. I don't know who they have WRITING the sceond half but they needed to write this full thing because that was great, but the first halfway, it was so boring and I was just really confused because he didn't like him and then he did and then turns out it was a set up and then I am like what the fuck are we even doing right now. We also did way too much jumping around with the flashbacks, so that the show became hard to follow during those parts. Oh my god, we did not need all that. Also, my favorite ship, Gug and the girl, got nuked, and it was a sad fucking day. They would have done numbers. Numbers in my heart, that is, but that is fine. Wasted potential with them, I fear. And the second-hand embarrassment this gave me made this hard, such a hard watch, holy fuck, I can't. THEY SHOULD HAVE A TRIGGER WARNING BECAUSE I HAVE HAD 2 ROOT CANALS. Very touchy subject lmao. I am playing, lol. Yeah, just overall, the show is lacking plot at the start. Also, the whole shit about him being left at the dentist, what the fuck are y'all even on about? We could have done something better than that. Random ass love triangle in the middle, irrelevant, and just made the show more boring. And that is all.

Okay, let's see my thoughts on the episodes. "hout out caivity gang bc i have 16 (THEY ARE ALL FILLED AND IT IS BC MY OLD DENTIST WAS ASS) cavities. MARKKKKKKK MY DADDY. OHM is good-looking, too. My wisdom teeth are currently growing in, and I feel that pain lmao. Ohm is such a looker." " TOO REAL TOO REAL. NOT THE ROOT CANAL. Where is my trigger warning? Me and my two root canals are offended. It takes like 2 hours, and it hurts so bad." " I don’t know how they’re gonna drag this out for another 10 episodes, but I’m interested." "It is giving fish upon the sky lmao. But more chaos and less structure lmao." "Solution: get a job? Actually, he has too many jobs nvm. Blame the government on g. They are having a field day with this editing. It's giving less funny and less plot fish upon the sky." "This show is genuinely so embarrassing. I can't. The ending was cute." " I dont know if Ohm came out of the womb with these gorgeous eyebrows or whoever threaded them, whatever, they are so gorgeous and frame his face so nicely." " NO, MY FAVE COUPLE. NO WAY, I'M GONNA CRY. YOU ARE STOMPING MY HEART OUT, RN. Aw, that sucks. Same thing. MAL INTENT FROM THE OTHER HALF OF OUR LOVE TRIANGLE. These ads are cock blocking." "WHY DO WE HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY? I DON'T RECALL. OUCH. MARK WANT THAT COOKIE ALMOST AS MUCH I DOOOO. Can these two handsome men just kiss and be happy? Of course not, why would you think that?" "NO, THEY ARE GETTING ME WITH THIS SOB STORY I FEAR." "He gave up his dream for his brother, who never got to live out his. I am lowkey fighting demons not to cry rn. This got me thinking about my own sister now, and now I'm really sad. Holy fuck, this is making me all types of sad. Chills." "What is with this sad ass music? What are we doing? Pls dont get into a car accident, pls dont, bad idea, pls dont. He's about to get into a car accident. Had me on the edge of my seat, I fear. FUCKKK I KNEW IT. How the day was supposed to happen. Two sons, two car accidents. Thankfully, plot armor will save him. I feel actually gutted rn. I fear I am sobbing rn. Oh my lord. The thought of losing my sister is making me so fucking sad right now, my lord. I haven't cried to a Thai drama since Until We Meet Again, my lord. No way this fuck ass show got me. There's actually no way. Damn, y'all. Back to back 10s bc they just got my ass. The plot started off so bad, and it just got so good, oh my lord. I need a super mega happy ending, pls, I'm begging, I dont wanna cry anymore." "Cute ending to a show that did about 3 180s. This episode was reminiscing. We're having sex, we're talking about sex, and about two Jimmy Sea cameos. Random but felt just right."

Watch for the final 3 episodes. Okay bye!

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Junior's sexy ass makes me wet all over

I lowkey loved this, and every couple got better than the last. Okay, so I would give it a 9 (8.83) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then my thoughts during the episodes.

THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR TO GOD. OH my god, from the start to the very end I was laughing my ass off, holy fuck. I started for Force and Book, and this was the first show with them as a main couple that wasn't god awful. I loved their dynamic in this so much, and it was so fun. Lowkey a little bit of a power dynamic, but that's fine, I guess. Force's face is so fucking sexy, I swear to god. This was my first time seeing Junior Mark together since the fantastic cherry magic, so that was nice. The setup was different from most shows, with three trillion couples, and I thought that was fun. BACK TO BACK SUNSHINE X GRUMPY COUPLES SIGN ME ALL THE UP I SWEAR TO GOD. I truly loved all the couples, but Junior Mark brought this shit home for me, and I love their fucking dynamic and their chemistry in this; it was fucking phenomenal, I swear to god. This review is all over the place, but that's fine, lmao. This show did something fucking right because the entire time I was having a blast, and I became obsessed with character after character; it was so fucking great. Like, I think it was just overall good character writing, every single character in our main couple was perfectly written in their own regard, and I loved that (besides part of Santa's character and Perth's abusive ass character, which I will get into). I liked how three-dimensional all of the characters were, even the background ones; that was fun. I also like the pace of the show. Like I thought it was going to be a slow burn because it is like 24 episodes, but they paced this nicely, especially with the couples. I like how they did that. I also enjoyed that they didn't completely phase out the other couples when the new ones got introduced. Junior and Perth being brothers. That was so fun and lowkey the only way to connect the two other couples. I loved that so much, and I don't know why. They were just so fun. JUNIORS CHARACTER. He was for sure my favorite, because I liked his backstory of just having issues. Like his mom gave him up to start a new family, and he isn't even close with his brothers because of it, that was fucking fantastic. I truly wish they did more with that because that is so fun. I loved the character development for Force's character. Like, he became such a sweetheart, and I love that so much. I lowkey don't like Perth's character because he's toxic, but PERTH STUCK HIS FOOT INTO THIS ROLE I WILL ADMIT, BECAUSE YOTHA WAS HOT AS FUCK. Junior makes me wet all over. I want to do unspeakable acts to him. Yo, what did Jungkook say?! Okay, I am done.

Arc and Arm's fuck ass power dynamic, jesus christ. I think it especially came from the fact that Force's character was older, but the power dynamic was not fun at all, I can't lie. Santa's character being scared of being locked in a shed was the MOST BULL SHIT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. FUCK DO NOT PISS ME OFF. WHY ARE WE SCARED OF BEING LOCKED IN A SHED? ARE YOU DUMB, STUPID, OR FUCKING BOTH? They set it up perfectly, with him being scared of the dark, like they could have done something great with that, BUT THEY MADE HIM SCARED OF BEING LOCKED IN A STUPID ASS SHED. Fuck, that made me so mad. Also, there were a few random ass jumps, and that lowkey pissed me off, I can't lie to you. Arc and Arm's dynamic lowkey changed for the worse, and then it went back, but around episode 11, Arm asked Arc if he could go to the bathroom, and that was fucking crazy, like what? Why are we asking him? Just go. Yotha. FUCK THAT BITCH. Apparently, I just hate this couple lmao. HE WAS SO FUCKING TOXIC OH MY LORD IT LOWKEY MADE ME ANGRY. Like fuck. It stopped being hot at one point and just got fucking weird. The cheating thing, fuck that was so irrelevant, as much as I love to see my men kissing, I don't know why they wrote that in. It must have been to piss me off because there is no way. ALSO WE DO NOT NEED SIDE COUPLES WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE THREE MAIN COUPLES, WE JUST DON'T. And that is it.

Overview time. But there are so many episodes, so I lowkey have to calm all the way down lmao. "They put all of the plot and film budget into that intro lol." "Close enough, welcome back, star in my mind. NEVER MIND HE JUST FUCKING FELL. It has a different setup than we are, and I lowkey like it." Crazy how this was the first thing I watched coming into the new year, some things truly never change. "HOLY FUCK I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THEM. The confused sunshine x grumpy anger management. Oh my fucking god, I love them in this. They are eating. Hehe, holy fuck. He with the jacket on is so fucking cute. Fuck I love Thai dramas so much." "Jet looks like a lesbian, I can't. I keep calling him her lesbian-looking boyfriend." "Force is in a constant state of being overwhelmed. He has two emotions: overwhelmed and angry. Also, the phone camera washed him out so fucking bad it was crazy. TAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LOOKING SO GOD DAMN FINE ON THIS BEACH." "I love force and book's pair bc they are similar builds. I hate when shows try to mash together skinny as mofos with some jacked person. I dont know why, but I hate that." "They’re both sunshine grumpy but different versions of it. Gun and Youtha are very different from Arc at Arm. Arc is like just a chill guy who’s very honest and very blunt, and he’s popular. he has friends, he just doesn’t care. Yotha is awkward. He’s like socially stunted and very nonchalant and doesn’t like people, which is very different from arcs, indifference, and honesty to people. Yotha does not like people at all. And then guns and arms are similar in some aspects, but very different. Arm is very kind and very talkative, but also very wary of his surroundings and getting into relationships. Gun is pretty innocent and naïve, but he knows his way around stuff. He’s also talkative, and he’s also kind, but I think that they’re pretty different, and I think that the show did that pretty well." "Pissing me off. I am punching him in the face. mean hook, smashing a bottle on his stupid head, farting on his pillow." I HATE YOTHA. "Everybody in this family adopted because what the fuck nobody looks like each other. Your mama cheated on all your dad’s because what the hell." WHY WOULD I WRITE THIS?? "Why does Newton have a gun? Hello? Back again. Klao, on his deathbed, is still making moves." "I just got jumped scared by his fucking abs. Faifa might be one of my favorite characters because he is actually so fucking fun. Arc and Arm are so fucking cute, I can't. Stop, Perth and Santa literally have the same smile lol. 12:20 3/4 (episode 18). same exact smile. That is so cute. Force has the sexiest eyes, oh my god." "These ads are killing this show rn." "I like it when characters have actual problems that aren't just relationships. I also feel so bad for Faifa because it wasn't even his fault that his mom raised him instead, but he's not close with his brothers because of that, and she literally gave him up for her new family. That's so sad. That's why he clings to people like that. Because he just wants to be someone in people's lives and doesn't want to be abandoned again. I love love LOVE shows like this. Nothing really goes wrong, but it's still interesting. Why was Yotha fondling my BOY? 3:35 ep 3/4 (episode 21). I swear if they're about to get deeky. THEY ARE GETTING DEEKY. SINGING KILLS DRAMAS." "The confession scene is so funny. I also understand why bro was in love with TOR BECAUSE THAT'S MY DADDY RIGHT THERE. THE WHOLE CAST OUT ON THIS FUCKING ROOF." " I say that every time because they just keep getting better, and these two didn’t disappoint, and they are officially my favorite couple, followed by Gun and Yotha. I love Arc and arm and their story, but these two definitely stole the show for me. Getting deeky in Yotha's room is fucking insane." "I had a lot of fun with this show, and it’s a damn shame. It’s not 100 episodes. We talked about some important stuff, and it was funny as fuck. And now we are done. Holy shit."

Watch it. It's fun, and I enjoyed it a lot. Okay bye!

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would sacrifice my left pinky toe to watch all of these again (besides a boss and a babe, lmao)

I finally finished all of them, and here is my ranking of them, because I can do whatever the fuck I want. THE OST IS GEINUELY AMAZING, AND IT MAKES ME BEYOND HAPPY TO HEAR IT OMG FANTASTIC RIGHT OFF THE BAT. Before I start, just watch these because they are cute (most of them are at least) and it keeps the memory of the characters alive.

The 1000th star: In first place, with a 9.5 out of 10, was the fantastic A Tale of Thousand Stars. So I loved this show, but it had some flaws. Of course, nothing is perfect. Nothing BESIDES THIS BEAUTIFUL OUR SKYY, I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE TO REWATCH THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN. This was cute, it was fun, and it literally made me gush the entire time. Just a ball fest and it was fucking great. The ending was great, and I am a sucker for prospal at the end of BL. Also, Earth and Mix's chemistry was out of this world in this, and it was so perfect. The filming, the acting, the costumes, the makeup, it was genuinely fucking phenomenal, holy fuck. Fucking perfect (Jun 18, 2023).

Was it needed? No. Did I still want it? Yes, very much: In 2nd place with a 9 out of 10 was the Bad Buddy x A Tale of Thousand Stars, our skyy. Can you sense a theme for the top 3 Our skyy's? Lol. Bad Buddy is one of my favorite shows of all time, and seeing them and a tale of a thousand stars in a random fucking crossover that we really didnt need was perfect, and I had no idea how much I actually needed this. The jealousy was fun, and we were working on relationships for both of our couples. Pat and Pran were trying to help Tian and Phu, but in the process, they helped themselves, and I actually really liked that. They spent the whole thing doing bullshit, but they were free and having fun, and that is all that matters. I enjoyed this one, and because of that, it takes my number 2 spot (Jun 18, 2023).

This was so them: In third place, we have the bad buddy, our Skyy. This is one of my favorite Thai dramas of all time, and this our skyy did not come to play. They spent most of the time introducing the ones that follow it, but it was great. It was Pat and Pran being lovey-dovey and so cute, and I loved them. It is a shame that these two never really got their happy ending, because that had to break up or at least tell people that, but I love them to the ends of the earth, and this was a fucking blast (Jun 17, 2023).

Tinn in the streets, Gemini in the sheets: In 4th place is the my school president, our skyy. They flipped, and that's all you need to know. It's the show, but they changed roles, and it was perfect. It was funny and had the same charm that the original had, and that made me really happy. I can't lie to you. God, I love them so much, and I miss them. And we got the great song love love love, fucking fantastic, I love that song. This was funny, and I loved it. I think they should have done more with the ending, but that is fine. Loved it (May 20, 2023).

Nothing happened but overly affectionate tall skinny men: In 5th place, star in my mind. I like Joong and Dunk and thought this was cute. We had great chemistry, and they have grown so much as actors. Did anything happen besides joongdunk and cute moments? Nope, but it was fun, and I was studying for finals 2 years ago when I was watching this, so it was the energy boost that I needed. I would give my life for them, I can't lie (May 18, 2023).

Power is one hell of a drug: In 6th place, we have never let me go. I have been thinking about this so much, but I gave it an 8 out of 10 when I first watched it, so I may need to do a rewatch because I appreciate their chemistry more now. This is some random ass time traveling thing that has nothing to do with anything, but it was fun. It lowkey reminded me of vice versa in a bad way, and I dont know why. I think they put too many things out on the table and didnt really reach any of them, but yeah, that's fine (Sep 3, 2023).

Two unstable gays kidnap some kid: In 7th place, Vice Versa. I thought it was cute, but also very random, and I was just like What the hell. We didnt do anything, didnt work out our relationships, nothing, just messed around with this random ass kid lmao. They actually had real issues in this that weren't. Oh no, my boyfriend got stuck in the space-time continuum of my left ass cheek. "So basically, two gays rekindle their love in the house from the Kinnporsche Christmas Special with the help of Talay's best friends and Tup's sister's kid." They should have done more with the ending (Aug 9, 2023).

Not a lot but enough: In 8th place, we have the eclipse. I...I have no words. I dont know what we were doing, I fear. They have good chemistry, so this was rewatchable, but fuck. Just ten counts of fucking in my face. I don't like singing in dramas; it is terrible. Okay, yeah, this was a fun show to have on in the background (Jun 29, 2023).

The worst our skyy: In dead last, we have the boss and a babe our skyy. How could we somehow be worse than the actual show? I am truly impressed. The cute moments make up for it if the show or special is bad, this didnt have any. "This was just a whole bunch of nothing. This was just no. Like no. I love Force Book, but this show was already a hard watch and not even hard while watching, just a hard watch." Yeah (Nov 17, 2025).

My Ranking:
1. A Tale of Thousand Stars
2. Bad Buddy x A Tale of Thousand Stars
3. Bad Buddy
4. My School President
5. Star In My Mind
6. Never Let Me Go
7. Vice Versa
8. The eclipse
9. A Boss and a Babe

It got an average of 8.5 out of 10, and just watch them; this was just my ranking of them all in one area. Okay bye!

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This is boring and not in a good way

This was lowkey boring. It was cute, but unfathomably fucking boring, oh my lord. I would give it a 7.5 (7.65) out of 10. I like cute, boring shows, but this show had zero purpose. I can't lie to you, and I had to do something and watch this because it was so boring. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an overview of what I was thinking while watching this show.

I thought the show started off very cute, and the premise was great. Same with the dynamic, it was fun, and it was cute, and I think the show did that pretty well. I enjoyed the characters; I thought they were pretty well written, and I enjoyed it! I liked how both characters found comfort in each other, because for the black haired guy, whose name I couldn't be bothered to remember, the blonde guy gives him a family he's never had, and for the blonde guy, the black haired guy kind of gives him this purpose outside of just being his brother's caretaker. Does that make sense? I enjoyed how the show did that. I liked the tropes that they brought to the table. I thought those were pretty fun. And that's really it.

This was unfamthomly boring HOLY FUCK. Shows can have nothing happening and still be cute, but this was so boring. Nothing happened this entire show; we didn't do anything, I swear to god. Holy fuck. And the more the show went on, the worse it got, oh my fucking god. This was hard to fucking get through, I can't even lie. Well, I do think the lore was pretty interesting, but it was also so irrelevant, and I didn't care at all. I think the show should have done something along those lines to make it more interesting because I was falling all the way asleep, I can't even lie to you. Every scene felt more and more irrelevant, and I think the plot is bad, because I feel like there really isn't any. Like, there are characters, and they feel things, but you have to piece together the rest, like what the fuck? THEY OVERPLAYED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE FLASHBACKS I SWEAR TO GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T CARE, CAN WE PLEASE SEE THE ACTUAL SHOW NOW. Also, these two have zero chemistry. Nothing. There is nothing there, and it is like watching two brick walls in different cities, trying to fuck. And you don't even need a lot of sex scenes to have good chemistry or to have a good plot, but they had fucking nothing. I swear. I truly understand the hype for this show, and it is meant to be slow burn, but they dragged the fuck out of this show and made it so fucking boring. The pacing of this show is terrible, and I think that is what made it boring. And also, they have no romance building. Like he kisses him, which feels completely out of the blue, AND THEN HE JUST IGNORES HIM, LIKE WHAT? Just nuked whatever romance building we had because that was just not it. I wrote this in my final episode review, and it sums up the show nicely, " It has a good budget and has like a potential for an interesting plot, but these guys have zero chemistry and we don’t know how to write plot and space it out so it can work with this and also still be slow burn, wasted fucking potential I fear. Yeah, I love the trope of like he has to take care of his brother. I love that I love that to death, but they did this genuinely terribly."

Overview time! "The guy with black hair wants to be loved, and Blondie wants someone to appreciate his work and stuff like that. Great dynamic, really. This could be a really good show." It didn't live up to this, I fear. "I think he finds this kind of comfort in the blond-haired guy bc it gives him the family he has never had, which is really cute." "This show is so boring, I can’t lie. Also very forgettable." "I really wanna gaf about the lore, but I don’t. I don’t." "I can't lie, I dont even know what just happened. Like, he got sick, and then we saw the mom six times in 23 minutes, dude, what in the world are we even doing anymore?" "He’s lowkey really good looking without his glasses." "This is a very slow-burn show, and I get the hype, but they’re dragging this out." "The guy with the glasses is unc sexy. So he stopped talking to him because he touched his face? What the fuck? What do they both have such detrimental, sad lives? I don’t understand why they’re not talking anymore. I don’t think I’m locked enough for this. And they have literally no chemistry, and this is so awkward. Y’all literally only held hands with the fuck is this guy's problem, and you kissed him on the cheek too. What are we doing right now? Bro what. I think the show could be really good, but the pacing is genuinely awful. Like beyond slow, burn awful." "Wait, so we had a time skip. When did that happen? I’m so confused. They kissed!? What the fuck just happened?" Reading other people's episode reviews, I am the biggest fucking hater ever. "This feels oddly nostalgic now, and I don’t know why." "This was so boring, and like I can’t even get behind it because it was so boring."

I'd say no, don't watch it because I thought it was boring, but if you want to, just do it, it's not that long anyway. Okay bye!

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And she got, she got away

I just finished this all in one go, so go me! This show was nothing like I was expecting, but I did enjoy it. I just think they could have done more with the ending. I would give it an 8.5 out of 10. I'm going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, and my overview.

I haven't finished a show all in one go like that in a while. That's crazy. So I am going to start with the fact that they aren't actually cousins because one of them is adopted. We find that out at the end, and that is a positive! Yeah. I think they are both good-looking, especially (I am going to look at character names instead of doing vague descriptions of what they look like, lmao) Jeong Han. He was so attractive, like and as the show went on and on, he got hotter, I swear to god. Going off that, I liked how I could actually see the texture of their skin in this. I am such a slut for that I can't even lie to you. That just really brought this show home. They have chemistry, I think it's good, but it is lowkey power dynamic heavy, which I didn't really like, but I think they pulled it off well. Uh, yeah, they also had a nice height difference, which I am always a big fan of. Going on the reason why most people and I started this, their sex scenes. I think the first couple of episodes were full of them, and then they died out towards the halfway point as they went more into the dynamics of the family and all that. I think that everyone in this did a great job, and they are great actors, like we brought this shit home, holy fuck. Jeong Han is so aggressive, and we know my woke ass always has a problem with that, but I was so into it in this, and I don't know why. He was lowkey toxic at the start, but it was this weird kind of addicting. I don't know how to explain it. Also, the plot. I AM A SLUT FOR A GOOD PAY ME BACK WITH YOUR BODY KIND OF THING (WE ARE GOING TO BLAME OURAN HIGH SCHOOL FOR THAT). I think that they did a good job on that, like a very good job. Also, love the character development from both of our main characters. Jeong Han became less and less aggressive and more kind, and you could especially see it in the actor's eyes. He started off with this very soulless look, and I couldn't tell what he was thinking or feeling, but in the end, you could really see it, and his eyes in themself told their own story, and that was great. Also, IlJo. I think his character was a fucking pushover the entire time and very submissive, but he came all the way around, especially at the end, and I enjoyed that. The whole thing with the brother added so much plot, and I was so into it. I do wish they went a little more into the whole him trying to drug and come on to his brother because that was lowkey so fucking interesting, it had me at the edge of my seat (not really, I am in bed, trying to read the subtitles while also eye fucking everyone in this show, including the sexy ass dad). I also like those nosey ass girls in the office, they were my favorite characters lmao. Okay, I actually liked the romance building in this. I mean, not at the end, but throughout the show, I thought it was good. Like the way they jumped from one-sided to two-sided, to just whatever was so fun, and I loved how they showed how head over heels both of them got, but especially Jeong Han got, now that was fun. This show was also very crisp with their sounds, I liked that lol.

EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN'T BIOLOGICAL COUSINS, WE ONLY FIND THAT OUT AT THE FUCKING END. Like, I do not care if they think their cousins, y'all could have told us, bro. I wouldn't have told anybody. Usually, there is another couple or some other plot to take my mind off weird shit like that, BUT IT WAS THE ENTIRE PLOT. EVERY SINGLE THING RELATED BACK TO THE FACT THEY WERE COUSINS AND IT WAS HARD AS FUCK TO IGNORE, I CAN'T LIE TO YOU. Fuck, we could have done that better. Also, their GNARLY power dynamic at the start. Now that was bad. It felt very forceful and just crazy. And I mean, I love that, but only so much of it, and it just became way too much way too fast. Jeong Han being so fucking possessive like he owned him as an object or a sex slave was weird. Like he does comes around, but I feel like we could have written that a little better. Jeong Han's fucking dad. A GREAT AND SEXY CHARACTER AND MAN, BUT THEY NUKED HIM. Like they hyped him up so much for all of this big stuff, and then they mention him for 30 seconds in the final episode, like Oh yeah, he kicked my ass, but now I can go abroad. Like what? They should have made this two more episodes, and I think that it would have been perfect. Segwaying into my thoughts on the ending. It was bad. I can't lie. Like the whole thing with Iljo wanting to finish high school, college and get a hobby, like that felt so fucking random and I feel like we should have talked about that more throughout the show instead of just dumping that randoming at the end and same with Jeong Han, like they should have made it so it was clear from the start that he wasnt going to take over his dads company, I mean they tried, but it just didnt work. Overall, I think the ending was too focused on all of the other characters in the show that were introduced, and not our main couple. Like what? I mean, the connection with the kids was cool, but also not. I think they should have done more with our couple, instead of oh, I'm sick, oh, I'm here, here's an awkward hug, and we are gonna flirt and then end the show, like run me my fucking money, I swear to god. Up next, the shop owner. BRO, HOW DID WE GET SO CLOSE TO HIM? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND? Also, did he want Iljo, or not? Like, what was his purpose besides just fucking around in my fucking face? Get his sexy ass off my screen, I swear to god. They needed to write his character out better, or just not at all, NEXT. It rained twice. Why is it called Thundercloud Rainstorm? Can we get some more rain, or what? NEXT. I think they should have connected the overall show with the start better, like we did one flashback that connected the two, but other than that, we didn't do any of that, and that lowkey pissed me off, I can't lie to you. Just no, like so much potential, this just wasn't long enough. The pacing at the start and at the very end; the rest of the show was fine. They started off by jumping the gun all the way, and that pissed me off. And then at the end, they jumped the gun again, and I am like, let's just stop. We started to fast with the romance, and then we ended to slow with the romance, like how does that even make sense? My final thing is the flipping around, the chasing, and the one-sided love. Like it went from Iljo and then to Jeong Han because Iljo is like I dont know if I really like you, like that was fun until it wasn't, and then it just became fucking around in my face. PISSED ME ALL THE WAY OFF. They had way too many plot points in this, I swear to god, I don't know why, but we needed to pick one and make sure it wasn't related to them being cousins lmao.

Oh my god, this review is so long. Okay, let's look at my episode thoughts. "He is very sexy in pain, I fear. 3k is a lot, holy fuck. "Pay with your body." Very forward. A little bit of a random plot, I can't lie to you. This show is very crisp-sounding. They are cousins, but it could be worse lmaooooo. What is this show even about lmao?" "100,000 WON A DAY, YOUR BROKE ASS BETTER LIKE THOSE FUCKING FLOORS CLEAN." "Got up to kiss him like he was clocking in to the 9 to 5. I can't tell if they have chemistry, I really can't." "I can't lie, I am having fun, but confused." "Like I understand the paying him back with his body plot, but I dont understand the other plots, like with the start and then with the coffee guy, like why was he shaking when he picked up the phone?" "If he's easy, you are ignorant." "I am so addicted, I can't lie. "We're cousins." DONT CARE. Lmao, I am just ignoring that part." "The pacing of this is so crazy, what the hell. The whole scene with the older brother was really cryptic, and I dont have a clue what any of that meant if I'm being honest lmao. Something in the bloodline, because why is everyone gay? Seeing him all battered and bruised opened his eyes, apparently." "GOT ME CLUTCHING MY PEARLS AND SHIT IF ONLY THIS WASN'T SO DARK. YESSSS THE ONE TIME I NEED YOU TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON SOMEONE. Damn, daddy's hot too, oh my god. OH MOMMA YO DAD HOT. What the hell? Rich people problems." "YAYYYY THEY ARE NOT COUSINS!!! HE IS ADOPTED, I REPEAT THEY ARE NOT COUSINS, IT IS A BLESSED DAY."

Rushed ending, but yeah, I would say watch it because it's so short. Okay bye!

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like a bad fucking dream

I hate these short dramas so much, but I can't stop watching lmao. I thankfully took notes after I finished the show so I can actually write a review. I would give it a 7 out of 10. I am going to say some of my thoughts during the episodes, the pros, and then the cons, and then we are done.

I am doing this in this order because that's the way my notes are. I started this show and then got to episode 26 and stopped, and I have no idea why, but I rewatched from the beginning because I truly cannot remember anything that happened in this fuck ass show. I am sobbing at my shity as notes of this show. "Why is he trying to shake this man out for eight fucking dollars like I know we need that eight dollars, but why are we going back to shake this man out for eight fucking dollars?" Bro is loaded, and I have no idea why he was trying to shake this guy, who can barely afford anything OVER 8 FUCKING DOLLARS? "I hope everyone in this show gets bombed." And that's about all I wrote for notes lmaoo. That is so fucking fun.

Okay, pros, because this show actually has some. I would be lying if I said these two didn't have good chemistry. Like, I don't know why, but it is so good. So I love them and their great chemistry. Also, it is not a student x teacher romance, so that is a plus in itself lmao. Also, the guy who’s not the superstar is low-key hot as fuck I cannot even lie. Those glasses were holding him back, cause he's fine as a motherfucker. Fuck I am so in love with him. I love the duty trope, even though it faded out at the end. I love it when one of them has to take care of a young sibling or something like that because their parents are deadbeat. That is one of my favorite tropes, and I am sick of pretending it's not lmao. I also like kids and think they are so cute, so that was also a plus. I can't like, I would rewatch this again. I don't know why. It was just fun, and it did jump around a bit, but there was like an actual plot there, and I am truly amazed, and I would watch it again. And I think finally, they actually did a pretty okay job on romance building, I can't lie to you. Like we had moments and we built that shit brick by brick, so good for them lmao.

One of the cons of this show was that it was somehow worse than the other one, lmao. What are we doing besides fucking around in my face, lmaoo. The whole thing with his on-screen partner pissed me off, especially towards the end. What are we even doing right now? They dont know, and neither do I. The pacing got especially bad towards the end, but it is a short drama, and that is expected, lmao. Yeah, the thing with the manager pissed me off, and the fact that they dropped the kid off at boarding school one day so they could fuck, was so random but so weird. The guy who played the poor dude, my goat, was trying so hard not to laugh in some of the scenes, it had me rolling lmao. Okay, that's it.

I would say watch it for the love of the game, lmao. Okay bye!

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6”4 thug preys on a kid with no friends

Fuck this show lmao. I had to gun to my head this show, it was so bad. And watching this now is also sad because they are no longer a couple, but that's fine. I would give it a 6.5 (7.9, but this was terrible, so) out of 10. Don't watch it. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an episode overview. So let's go.

Winner. I love him so much, and I would watch this all over again for his sexy ass, oh my god, I forgot he was in this, but I would give my life for him. The show started off well, I will give them that. It was random, but they were free, and that is all that mattered. I think I just like mafia shit, I love that so much, and this was no different...actually it was, but that is fine. The intro was cool, lmao, just the music was ass. The show is so bad I'm complimenting the intro lmao. Whatever happened towards the end of episode 5, with the plot picking up a bit, was fun, like we did harm a bunch of innocent people, but that was fun. Ping is good looking, he just isn't the best actor lmao, but I have hopes for my boy. Uh, yeah, that's all I have positive to say about this show.

I love Meen and ping together so much, but they have no chemistry, and part of me is excited to see their ship get laid to rest and ping going on to other projects under GMMTV. Jesus Christ, they had no chemistry in Ai Long Nhai; they have none in this either. Fuck, this was hard to watch. Like two brick walls trying to fuck. THE VIDEO GAME SHIT. I don't know why, on November 12, 2023, when I started this, I thought that was so interesting. That was so fucking random, and I was like What the fuck is happening? How are we even connecting the two plots right now? YOU AREN'T AND YOU CAN'T. The bullshit with that Kenji freak, like, why does he have more screen time than our couple? Like shut his fat ass up and put him in the fucking dirt, I swear to god. The costumes and the makeup were ass, I swear to god, just terrible. This show was also beyond cringe lmao. Jesus Christ, some parts were stomachable, and the other parts were not at all, oh my god. This whole show was a whole bunch of nothing. I can't even lie to you. We fucked around in my face for way too fucking long, Jesus. I felt myself wasting away watching this show; we were doing bullshit, having bullshit problems, just the full 9 yards. A TERRIBLE ENDING TO A TERRIBLE FUCKING SHOW. WHOEVER WROTE THIS DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE A PLOT, I SWEAR TO GOD. You need to go back to the drawing board, draw a gun, and shoot yourself because this was so fucking bad and not even in a good way; it was just awful. We can't act, we don't have chemistry, the plot is awful, there is no romance building, fuck this show, it was terrible. Fuck it.

Take what I say in the episode reviews with a grain of salt. "I miss these two together so fucking much, oh my god, bro. Especially with them in a mafia video game romance thing. I am very excited for this, and I love them together. Their chemistry is great and makes everything 10 times better." I dont know why I lied. "We are definitely going to get a fake overplayed love triangle because of the way whale man is acting." "Everyone in this show is freaking me out. Love the actor who plays the mob boss, but he’s so creepy in a hot way I can’t get over myself. He’s so scary. And he’s literally doing so much for his man, and I respect it. And we have a second couple, maybe. And I think Tul had a think for Tew at one point." "The mafia is making his life better, bro. You are just mad because he is leaving your toxic ass in the dust."Hey, you're going to get jumped. I want to know why Homeboy quit. He's going to get jumped. Oh, shit, he is a traitor. Probably the most interesting thing to happen in this episode. Oh shit. He's actually a traitor. He clearly likes hanging with them, but it's going to kick his ass later. Oh, shit, he drugged them. That's insane. That's insane. What a twist! There are like four very innocent people you also just drugged, so keep that in mind." "There is something so tragic about watching shows with dead ships." " Also, a whole bunch of nothing is happening, and I know why I didn’t finish this." "I will miss their very awkward on-screen chemistry dearly. Why do I keep watching this bull shit fucking shows? My lord, I feel myself fucking wasting away right now lmao." "The crimped hair makes him look less like a pimp and more like a Japanese host." LMAOOO I DONT KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS. "Ping is gorgeous, and I hope he gets slightly better acting lessons and gets a new show soon."

FUCK NO. STAY AWAY. Okay bye!

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Be your idol

I thought this show was cute and had a lot of potential, but we spent way too long on plot building, and we needed more cute moments because the end felt empty. So I don't know, watch it if you want. I would give it an 8 (8.7, but I am going to bring it down) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an overview.

Great potential with this show, truly great. It just didn't reach it. I think the plot is fun. It's like an idol x just a regular guy. Which is so fun, and I love that. Great potential, truly. Uh, I think their chemistry is kind of good. It has this awkward kind of charm to it, and I love it. I also love their height difference. SUCKING THAT SHIT WHILE STANDING UPPPP. I thought the setup was great. It seemed very fun and cute, and I think most of that was due to the setup. Great job with that. I think both guys are good-looking in their own respect. They are different kinds of attractive, but I do think they are both good-looking and mesh pretty well together. Yeah, that's it lmao.

We spent way too long on plot building, and we didn't have any romance building because of it. Plot building is great, but in this case, I just needed more cute moments and more romance building. I also thought the ending was incredibly lackluster, and we should have done more with that because it was just meh and a pretty boring way to end the show. The plot lowkey felt random in some parts. I remember that now, and I am like This is so fucking random, what are we even doing? I also kind of liked the side couple, but also not because the episode was not long enough for the lore as well as the main couple, so they could have done that better, in my opinion. Around episode 7, they had genuinely the most random thing pull them apart, like completely out of left field, he's suddenly doing it to get back at a guy. That made no fucking sense, and I don't know why they did that, and after that, the show went downhill. And we were just spending entire episodes on fake fucking issues like that had nothing to do with the plot or anything that they put on the table, I am like, why did we do that? We set so many things up, but we are going to bring in random stuff that has nothing to do with anything, Jesus Christ. That was fucking annoying as hell. My final thing is the god awful pacing. I don't know why, but I am so picky with pacing and romance building. The pacing of this show was miserable and they should have, instead of spending like an entire episode dealing with bullshit, we should have made it so we had the climax in an earlier episode and give them actual time to make up, like go on dates, prove yourself and not just filler epiosde or now we are gonna have awkard ass momments for the final episode, like fuck. Yeah, that is it for what I didn't like.

Okay, let's look at my thoughts during the episodes. "I could binge the show completely right now if it were all the way out. The giant guy, I wonder what lab he was grown in because holy fuck he is big." "I low-key love the show. It has me giddy and excited. And every time Idol comes on screen, I say Where did they grow him because he’s huge, like genuinely huge. Also, you do not know how to dribble a ball at all, and he is too big not to know how to play basketball." "The second couple, I want more of them because I’m like so confused." "See how I wouldn’t respond. Didn’t he break up the group? Shouldn’t you shut your fat ass up, how you like them apples bitch? Shut your fat ass up and go back to gooning." "They should make a season two where they like switch characters because that will be really cute. Like the same exact plot, but they’re switched, that would be very cute." "I don’t want to see y’all dealing with fake issues." "Okay. I think that was an interesting way to deal with their problem and actually a pretty good way." "I wish they had more cute moments. No, I don’t need sex scenes. I need like dates and like cute kisses, cause I feel like I don’t know this ending was kind of empty, and I feel like they could’ve done more with this and should’ve spaced the show out better, but then again, I don’t really care."

Watch it if you want. I dont really know. Okay bye!

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Everything about her reminds me of him

I just sighed when I saw this was next on my list to review. This show is terrible, but Daou and Offroad are amazing. I dont know why they always get put with goofy ass fuck ass plots, like oh my lord. I would give an 8.1 out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an overview. I started this August 19th OF 2024 HELP.

Daou and Offroad have some of the best chemistry in BL I have seen in a long ass time. I will give them that. I think they are both great actors, and they are great together, specifically. It is just a damn shame, is all I have to say. THE BLACK GUY. I AM BLACK SO I WAS JUMPING UP AND DOWN WHEN I SAW HIS ASS. He was the second-best thing in this dumpster ass show lmao. Oh, and Ngern is in this, and that is my goat. I also liked the guy he's with in this, but their chemistry isn't the best. I can't lie, but they are both good actors and were a pretty fun side couple, I guess. THE SEX SCENES FROM DAOU AND OFFROAD WERE AMAZING. Fantastic, were they very random, yes, but they were still great. Daou is very good at playing nonchalant characters, and this was no different; he played this guy great. I liked the sunshine x grumpy vibes from our main couple; that was a fun dynamic to have. It just wasn't executed that well, but I saw it for what it was.

Daou looks scary with hair, and I didn't like his hair, lmao. Where is my bald or slightly with hair man? NEXT. I don't know why these two always get bad shows. This show, and Century of Love are my examples (I haven't finished Wicked Game yet, but people said it fell off towards the middle, so my point still stands). Like why? Just terrible fucking plots for genuinely no reason. The start was so incredibly weak and set up the show right off the bat for being bad. They dragged the fuck out of the first episode, and that is supposed to be the foundation, and they messed it up, oh my god. It felt so boring and just like we could have said that in like 10 minutes, but no, we just had to drag it out for an hour. And to be honest, that is how the whole show felt. THE WEIRD THING WITH TAMMY. That was very parasocial and weird, and I dont know if that was the point, but it felt, while it was the major point, so irrelevant in the grand scheme of things and made this show lowkey boring from the start. We also started falling in love way too fast. By the second episode, I am like, there is no way. I think maybe if they set the episode up a bit better, that would have worked, but they didnt, so it didnt work at all. The pacing was awful. Like geniuely awful. Jumping off the whole thing with falling in love too early, the romance building and pacing were awful, and they jumped the gun too early without the proper setup, and it ran this show through the mud, I fear. Also, bad character writing when they were making the characters, this weird possessive out of nowhere, bro. Like, why are we even doing that? It doesn't add to the plot; it just makes stuff annoying. They also had these weird jumps in this that I really didnt like, oh my god, it made the story and plot so hard to follow, even if there wasn't anything to begin with. Okay, that's it.

Okay, my episode thoughts. "It felt very long and not a lot of stuff happened, like it could have done this whole episode in 10 minutes, but dragged it out. This is an interesting concept that I don't think I have seen before, so I am excited. I have no expectations for this show if I am being honest, but it should be funny, I guess. I like the couple's off-screen chemistry, and I just finished their other show and saw they had this one, so yeah. Interesting but very weak start and lots of potential. Also, I wouldn't know how to feel with my best friend dating my older brother behind my back, but okay." "him and his weird thing with Tammy made me step outside myself and ask Am I like that with these actors? No, the answer is fuck no." "FACEEEE CARDDDD. He's starting to fall for him, I'd say a little too fast, but what can you do? Okay, that's it lol." "I think that Tammy is going to like whatever Daou's character's name is, and that's going to cause problems between them." Bingo. At least I think that is what happened, I can't remember lmao. "These weird jumps are not smooth at all. I might need to take a break from this show." I took a month break. "They have good chemistry, just always get bad storylines. They have so much tension, I love them. Sunshine x grumpy, we love it. Fake date is what I am getting from this." "Confused about his feelings because Yang's sexy ass is making him feel some kind of way. Yang sleeps like he is waiting for his prince lmao." "THAT MAN IS NOT YOUR MAN." "Utter fucking shit. Me when my actions have consequences. Got his fucking heart stomped out, dude. "I'll handle it very soon." Your feelings? Dude, it is okay to be gay. Very awkward love triangle. Yang had always liked him, but he just wanted the best for him." "I don’t know if I should stop while I’m still ahead." I, in fact, stopped while I was still ahead and came back a year and a month later. "I do not know what is happening, and I dont give a damn, all I know is daou and offroad are in this, and ngern is too. Okay, I remember what is happening ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING." "Ngern has in his contract that he has to be with pretty guys on g. I feel like they argue about this issue so much, like my lord. WHY ARE WE SHOOTING DOWN COUPLES AT THE SAME TIME? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. I'm crying, WATCHING THIS WITH NO SOUND, I'm GONNA FIGHT DEMONS. Yang, when his actions have consequences, like you said you dont like him, and now you are wondering why he is leaving, dumb ass. SMACK HIS ASS OR I WILL. Wait, why did we stay? PLS DONT. NO CHINESE, I WILL GIVE THE EPISODE A ZERO." "Tell me why he lowkey got kidnapped and put in some kind of modern-day slavery." "Daou is so sexy, and I don't appreciate his beauty enough. Lowkey have lost the plot from the start bc it's been so long lmao. WHERE DID WE GET THIS MONEY? WHAT THE FUCK. Daou is so fucking hot, the way his eyes sit on his face is so hot on god. And just like that, the beauty of daou and offroad was born."

Do it for the love of the game, not for the plot. Okay bye!

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Only good thing is the cute nails and cute guys; other than that, this show can SUCK MY DICK

This show started off great, but became borderline fetish content at the end, and it ran itself through the fucking mud. My friend really liked this show, but I genuinely don't, so I guess watch it and see for yourself. I had to gun to my head finish this, fuck. Okay, I would give it a 6 (average was an 8, but I do not care) out of 10, and when I finished the show, I wrote a bunch of notes, so go me. We are going to look at what I liked, what I did not (the whole thing), and then an episode overview of me hopefully saying nicer things.

Okay, what I liked. The guys are all good-looking, and the nails are to die for. I like that all of the guys are good-looking and are great actors, and this show did not do them justice. I have a Pinterest board now of the nails; I liked them that much. I am a wuss, though, and my fingers get claustrophobic (I am lowkey tism) whenever I have nails on lmao, but once I get over that, I will be rocking the nails. There was plot potential, I will give them that. Also, the chemistry is there, the plot just isn't. It is actually a shame that they got put with this shit, especially at the end. And that's all the nice things I have to say about this show!

Okay, what I didn't like. Everything, I swear to god. The plot pacing was so bad, I don't know why they didn't pace this shit better, like it made this show that was already hard to watch even harder to watch. Also, we suck at romance building because of the weird love square that is happening in this. Like them focusing on this more than the actual couples ran this show through the fucking mud and ruined its potential. Like the chemistry is there, we just don't know how to build romance or plot pace. The plot was bad, and it just like, I mean, it could work, but the fact that the character writing was also bad made this plot just not work. Like you can have jump around plots like this, but it does not work if you are lacking in every single other department. Awful character writing, these guys were insufferable and not even in a charming way, in a gun to my head, do a flip way. Fuck. This was just ass and pissed me off, and I stopped watching it originally because the character writing was miserable, and I’m like, I can’t get behind this. And then I start it back up, and it just goes straight into genuine fetish content. Like, I can't lie to you, just straight fetish shit with the feet and the piss thing, that was geniuely so gross and so weird. Also, the outfits were hideous. Just because we are skinny and cute does not make the outfits cute, I swear to god. Yeah, overall, I could stomach this show, but the fetish pushed it over the edge and made it truly unbearable. Also, this took me 8 months to finish, lmao. ALSO. WE DID NOT GET ANYTHING DONE THIS ENTIRE SHOW, I SWEAR TO GOD. NOTHING, NO PURPOSE, NO NOTHING I SWEAR TO GOD. WE ARE JUST FUCKING AROUND IN MY FACE FOR 7 EPISODES BECAUSE THIS IS CRAZY. Terrible setup also, not a clue what is happening, like for the majority of the show, like bro please, just do something right. Another thing I didn't like was that they were just having fake ass problems the entire time, like what are we even doing, just anything to hold the plot back, I swear to god.

Okay, we are going to watch how my reviews get worse and worse as the episodes go on, lmao. "I am here for the white kid, which is problematic, but he looked really cute in some random clip I just saw, and now I am watching this. I also didnt read the description. I am so confused lol. This looks like a school project, help! I am here for it, though. They actually feel like kids and people, it is pretty cool. Sick ass nails on sexy bitch over here." "Also, I dont really know what is happening." "Why is everyone in this show fruity and insufferable? Like, how do we have three air balls in the span of an episode? Pissing me all off. And what are they doing in this photo booth? I am gonna quit while I'm ahead." And then I stopped watching it lmao. "Every sound in this is very overstimulating." "I am so confused. I don't remember this being so social media focused, but then again, that's so true." "Everyone in this show is sexy. That's my fave part. I feel so lost ngl. Fake ass problems ngl." "Very overstimulating scene, too many noises. We are just having fake issues, I fear. FAKE ISSUES ON G. I am disgustingly confused on who is with whom tbh. But I love those nailssss. GUN TO MY HEAD WITH THIS SHIT. You know, just bc we are cute and skinny doesn't mean our fits are cute. Making me so fucking angry." "A gnarly hard watch towards the end." " I dont know why, but I can't get behind this show. I think it's lowkey boring. Also weird foot and piss fetish wth." "I think this is the only show that I genuinely want to drop so bad, but I am not going to, but fuckkk, it's boring and lowkey teetering on fetish content, which is all weird ngl. They are all such good actors and so good-looking. THE PLOT IS JUST ASS, LEFT FUCKING ASS CHEEKS." "Fake ass issues on g. I am beyond sick of this show. I hope someone gets hit by a bus on g." WHY WOULD I WRITE THAT? IM SOBBING. "Every single one of these guys deserves to get their heart stomped out on g." "So cute, if only we developed our shit faster and didnt have fake issues for 7 episodes. I have a lot of feelings about this show, and they are not very positive. Terribly written plot pacing, terrible plot, terrible characters. That's my hot fucking take. So much potential that wasn't reached."

No. Okay bye!

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Fight for your love and stop being a little bitch

This is 6 episodes, and it took me 2 years to finish lmaoo. This is just meh. Okay, I would give it a 7.5 out of 10, and I would be lying if I said I actually remembered this. I dont, like at all, but me one month ago was nice enough to write notes, so go me. I am going to say the pros, the cons, and my thoughts overall.

I PUT "PROS NOTHING" IN MY NOTES. I AM DONE. Welp, you heard it here first, fokes, nothing lmao. I thought the guy who played the bottom was good-looking, and that was the only pro. Hopefully I can come up with some more lmao. Yeah, I have nothing...

Cons: the plot was ass, and the characters were ass. Shows this short are never good unless they have like a tiny plot with not a whole bunch going on besides just crappy romance building, and this didn't have that, I fear. It didn't have anything. All of the character serves zero purpose and are incredibly one-dimensional, including the main characters. What were they even fucking doing? Just fucking around in my face for 6 episodes, dude. Also, the ending was trash. So fucking ass, I don't know what we were even doing. They had two minutes OUT OF THE 2 HOURS OF HAPPINESS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING? Spent two hours fucking around in my fucking face, and the reason this took me two years to finish is that it is literally under two hours. This was terrible, and the plot did not connect whatsoever; they just put plot points down with no actual storyline. Terrible writing, terrible character writing, terrible fucking everything. They said stuff, and then they took it back, but that does not make any sense. God awful romance building, they jumped the gun so much holy shit, like what are you guys even doing? This show was so boring, I can't even lie. THESE TWO HAD ZERO CHEMISTRY, AND IT WAS LIKE WATCHING TWO BRICK WALLS TRY TO FLIRT, FUCK. Shit was ass stay away from this shit on God. FUCKED AROUND IN MY FACE FOR GEINUELY NO REASON. THEY SHOULD HAVE SCRAPPED THIS SHIT IN THE DRAFTS PHASE, BRO.

Okay, my overview. "This is actually a very interesting concept." "The second life and his killing him self was a wow for a first episode." "Good show to have on in the background lowkey. WHY ARE WE FLASHBACKING WHEN IT HAPPENED LITERALLY IN THIS EPISODE? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK. Wait, what is happening? I would push him through that door and kick his ass for talking about me like that. Very empty episode, but it was fine." "This trope is weird, but if it's done right, it's good, rn it's just kind of meh." "We are losing me, I fear. I am so lost. How is she there, but also him? Or she's not him? WHAT THE FUCK? So they are brothers and not the same person. Cool. This is giving century of love. I am getting crazy deja vu. OH HE HAS A GUN. OH. OH, AND HE JUST SHOT HIMSELF. RIGHT BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE. How is it your first love again if you are falling in love with a different guy? Okay, he's the girl. This guy is insufferable. I wish I could understand what is happening. LIKE HOW ARE WE KISSING THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE." "HE IS STEALING YOUR GIRL AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME IT'S YOUR MAN. ON G FIGHT FOR YOUR LOVE YOU INSUFFERABLE FREAKKKK. Me when my actions have consequences. What is even happening? Everyone is pissing me off rn. Y'all are both the problem, and this show is hella boring. Why are we in love now?" "I AM GONNA PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE ON GOD SECOND HAND EMBRASSMENT. FUCKKKK. That's so embarrassing. If we both like the same guy, why dont we go for her sister and go for him? Like that would make the most sense, I fear. That cookie changed his life, I fear. They have no chemistry, I fear. It is like watching two brick walls flirt on g." "Why is the show so dark now. "Jeong Ha Yeon, who is a man." HOLY THAT HIT. Miserable ending."

Another don't. Just fucking don't. Okay bye!

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FC sold out more like FC fucking boring

This show was so bad, OH MY GOD. Just don't, it is such a waste of time, I can't even lie to you. I would give it a 7 (it was an 8, but I need to bring that down a bit) out of 10. I am going to try to find stuff I liked, and then I know what I didn't like, and then an overview. This is gonna be pretty short because I did not like this show.

The setup was pretty good, and some of the guys were hot. Note some. Yeah. The big guy and the dark guy (I don't know names and can't be bothered to check, lmao) are in like the city boy love thing, and they have great chemistry, and they are so sexy. They had some cute moments, which were fun. Yeah, I will give it to them. Those moments were genuinely great, and I felt the chemistry. Good on that part, I guess. They are gay and free, and that's all that matters. And that's it for what I liked.

THE PLOT IS SO BORING AND SO SLOW AND SO BAD. Oh my god, this was hard to fucking get through, jesus christ, we did not know what we were fucking doing, jesus christ. Most of the time, I can ignore bad plots, but this was so bad it was hard to fucking ignore. I can't even lie to you. Do not watch this shit unless you are beating your meat or you have a gun to your fucking head. I WAS CONFUSED RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING GATES OH MY LORD, THIS SHOW WAS JUST FUCKKKK. I think this was the vibe, but this was genuinely filmed on someone's fuckng iphone because there is no fucking way. I was genuinely falling asleep during these episodes, and they were so short, too. They started to add random ass characters, and I am like, what the hell, this won't make up for the fact that there is no plot at all. The entire show is a filler episode and not in a good way. Truly, not enough stuff in the show for me to hate on anything else I fear.

Overview time and just my overall episode thoughts. "I feel like I was supposed to watch something before this. I am so confused. OK, wait, I know what’s happening now. They are bankrupt and just got bought out by the guy who’s trying to pump out influencers, and he’s cutting everyone on the team. What is this? It seems like it’s being filmed on a fucking laptop? Khung jae more like SCARY BITCH. Uh, cool, pretty good setup, let's see how they drag it out for 3 and a half more hours." "Bruh. I fell asleep lmao. It is pretty interesting, but also, what the hell is happening? This guy is so freaking horrifying to look at. Omg, this was filmed on someone's iPhone because holy shit." "These angles are making me sick. WHAT AM I FUCKING WATCHING???? They are eating up this dance, but I am also so confused. Pov running out of plot 3 episodes in. Bruh, I actually need to finish this. It is so short. Wait, that is so cute how he started liking him." "It’s getting better, but at the same time, nothing‘s happening, and I don’t know how I feel about that. Headline: We are gonna be gay most of the time and then remind you that we also play soccer. This is not a real show, Lmao. Okay, so everyone is just in love; that is really cute. Let's continue this, please." "FC, we are running out of plot points and need to drag it out, so we are adding more characters in the hope that it will make up for it." "So glad it's over."

Don't. Okay bye!

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My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well

Sorry, I love FNAF, and I think this is a pretty good headline. I finished this a long time ago, and I'm actually on my second rewatch. This show is phenomenal, and just watch it. I would give it an 8.9 out of 10, and let's get into what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an overview.

Okay, so starting off strong, I like this one so much more than the other one because they did the robot shit better in my opinion. I think the dynamic was better because it was less of a power dynamic. While I do still think it had one, they did it pretty well. These two have good chemistry, and they are both very good-looking. The guy who played the spoiled brat really brought his character to life, and overall, I think his character was very well written, and it did have some shortcomings, but the good things genuinely outweigh the bad by so much. Maybe it's because I love insufferable brat characters, but his character was so much fun, and I like how they actually gave his character dimension and not just a brat to be a brat. This show was actually very good. And I also like how it's a money can't buy happiness kind of story because with his mom dying and he blames himself and no one being able to "tame" him or take care of him, even though in reality he's just a kid who misses his mom and needs attention that no one will ever give to him. Good character writing. Okay, Robot butler, Jesus Christ, y'all have no idea how obsessed with this trope I am now. I can't lie, AI scares the fuck out of me, but if I could have a sexy robot bodyguard that breaks his code for me, well, shitttt. I think they cast the right guy for this because he genuinely has such a robotic-looking face, even when he shows emotion. I also love that he was so freaky lmao, it was so fun, and he didn't even know he was doing that. Good character writing as well, he is programmed to not really feel anything, but he is breaking his code and what he is set to do to get that cookie, and I respect it. Yeah, I think the plot was just meh, but not bad nor good, but it was cool. Yeah, that's all I can think of right now. OH. I liked the connections to anti-reset, even though I think this was the superior one. I liked how the robots were friends and talking, that was fun.

I didn't really like the side couple, especially at the start. They were pretty forgettable and just took time away from the main couple. I did like the friend, but him being in a couple was just meh. I also didn't like the dad's character. I think it was poorly written, I can't even lie, like bro no one gafs about you, you are just doing the same shit over and over again and expect me to fall for it every time? Nope, think again. I thought the romance building was just okay, I dont hate it, but I dont really love it. I think they could have worked on it a little more at the start because I feel like they jumped the gun a little bit. Yeah, I am indifferent about the plot, I can't lie. But that is all I can think of right now. Okay, the whole kidnapping thing, I didn't remember that, but it was just like what? Tell him and stop fucking around, like how hard is that you are mother fucking robot? Everything with that just pissed me off, I can't lie. Running around in circles for genuinely no reason besides the love of the fucking game.

Overview time, and I am gonna find more things I didn't like because that's not a lot lmao. "Mid-ass acting, but I'm already having fun. Why is the teacher bad as fuck? The guy playing the robot and his dull eyes eat. This shit can't be real. What is he, a sex robot?" He is so not, and I don't know why I thought that, but it was a pretty good start. Also, the acting was good. I do not know what I was on about. This show was so fun. "That’s the dream, taking shots at a birthday party you don’t wanna be at." This scene was so irrelevant, but genuinely so important at the same time, and I loved it so much. "Fire sex scene. I am low-key messing with the show heavily right now, and I don’t know why it’s not very good, but it is very good. Like, hear me out." This was so addicting. "This feels very dystopian." "Brother, you are about to get reset." Lmao. "If you hit someone with a machete to the back and they stand up and they turn around and they look at you run, run as fast as you can." He is a man before he is a robot, very interesting to think about. "This is actually a really good show."

All of my episode reviews were genuinely incoherent, and I have no idea why lmao. This was a fun watch, and I finished it in a day (ignoring the fact that it is now December and I finished this in April, but at least I am writing a review). Watch it. Okay bye!

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You got what you wanted, but you lost what you had

It is 1:44 am on Christmas Eve; this is the American dream. Okay, so I just finished this show, and I can't lie, it was pretty good. I would give it an 8.6 out of 10. The episodes are short, and it's not a lot of brain power, so just watch it. So I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an overview of it all. Let's get into it.

Starting off strong with THEIR CHEMISTRY. Oh my god, they have some of the better chemistry I have seen in dramas recently. It just feels so natural, I can't explain it, but both actors did a phenomenal job and really brought this drama to life even more. Yeah, so going into the actors, I don't remember their names or their character names lmao, so when I am writing about them, it is just going to be vague descriptions lmao. Like I just said, both great actors have their own strengths and weaknesses, but no one gafs about the weakness because that is not for this section. Starting off with the tall guy, people on TikTok had me thinking he was chopped shit and unc, but he is genuinely so handsome, y'all tripping. If most people think someone is ugly, I usually always do as well because I am genetically predestined to be a hater, but this time I can't get behind it, and I think he is very attractive; he just has a long face, like a scary long face. He is also tall and has such a nice body, oh my god. To the other guy, he is also so good-looking. His teeth were my favorite, his smile just seemed so cute and sincere, and I fucking love him, oh my god. I think he is the better actor out of the two of them, but they both did a great job and I know they are gonna disapear from any media once they are done with their fan service train and then once we see them again one of them will either be married or they are gonna get caught coming out of a hotel together, no in between, those are my 2028 predictions. Anyway, I think this show is good. I started this pretty late in the day, and my brain was all the way off, and I am sitting here holding my mother fucking balls, and I am like, I just need a non-brainer show where they dont treat sex as some taboo thing and never talk about it. And this show showed up, and I am like hell yeah. There are a lot of flaws, but it is also a cute show with pretty good sex scenes and just a simple plot. The plot doesn't jump around a whole bunch, and you are expecting most things, except that the boss had a crush on him; I wasn't expecting that. And I think shows like that can be good and bad, and this was in the middle, weighing more towards the good. My favorite character was that annoying girl on the hoverboard, she's so me and was genuinely so fucking funny, oh my lord. Our NC scenes were fun, just the right amount, and they did some foreplay and after-sex shit, and I think they were pretty good. Okay, the last thing for now was the jealousy. Okay, I think jealousy is so annoying, and it ruins shows, but in this show, I didn't mind it. I think it's just because he genuinely cares and not because he doesn't trust him, that's why I liked it. It was just simple, and I thought it was done pretty well and was overkill, but it became funny and endearing. Okay, wait, I have more. The older brother is so fucking hot, oh my god, and I thought, while at first, the kid stuff at the start of the episodes was so cute, and I loved it so much. Another thing I liked was the fact that the show addresses its problems. Does it try to fix them? More or less, but anyway, I really liked that.

STARTING OFF STRONG WITH THE FUCKING RUNNING, STOP FUCKING RUNNING I SWEAR TO GOD. It was just so annoying, and the show knew it too lmao. Run, run, oh my god, stop running. I was going to make the headline be something related to that because they genuinely run so much, but I like the one I have now. They introduced way too many random characters towards the end with the internships and all that, like geniuely no one cares, and why did the boss have a crush on him, like what the fuck? He has been talking about his boyfriend with you this entire time, and you really thought you had a chance? IRRELEVANTTTTT. Pacing. I think we could have paced the episodes slightly better, and I usually say it is too slow, but this time it was too fast. I love that we got straight into it, but we genuinely jumped ship in the first 16 minutes of the 25-minute episode, like there is no fucking way. JUMPED FUCKING SHIP. Yeah, big problem. Another thing related to that is the romance building. I dont know why I have become so picky with that recently, but this show was no different. I think they did the romance building incredibly poorly and just made it up through mediocre sex scenes that had awkward kissing for two minutes and them eye fucking each other. Like we need dates, we need cute moments, we need all of that. Of course, we had some of that, but the poor spacing made it genuinely so hard to follow and felt more like a forced relationship. Especially the way the tall guy was grabbing him and forcing himself on to him, oh my lord, instead of doing all of that crap, let's do some romance fucking building. Okay, last thing I can think of, because this is getting kind of long, was the child scenes. I liked them at first, but towards the middle, they became very repetitive and boring. I'm like, let's work on the present and not the past, oh my jizzle, no one gives a fuck.

Okay, overview time, I actually remember this whole thing, because I just finished it. I will definitely be rewatching because they have very good chemistry, and you have to be blind if you can't see that. Okay, let's get into it. Oh my god, this isn't loading. Yeah, love that for me, so I will finish writing this in the morning, I guess. “How can you be slow and fast paced and have a good start and a bad start at the same time that doesn’t make any sense.” “OK yeah, I wasn’t gonna watch this originally because I thought they were brothers, but they’re not so I don’t care.” “OK, so the pacing is intentional because the taller guy is jumping the gun, and the shorter guy is like we gotta slow down. OK good my bad for judging. Two things I do like, I like the kid part at the beginning of the first three episodes. I think that was cute and I also like how the girl knew that he had a crush on him and she’s rooting for that and I love that. We have another lot of interest just added because we need more plot. And the taller guy where did he get that nose like I don’t think I’ve ever seen, I don’t wanna be a” bigot “but I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Asian person with like a hung nose, and his nose is hung bro. I’m trying to get a little nibble. Try to do some unspeakable acts to that nose.” “Everything makes sense when something bad happens. They get over it and something else. Bad happens. AND THE WAY THEY TALK ABOUT SEX. I got what I wanted.” “Pretty underwhelming ending to an otherwise really good show. Like we wrapped everything up pretty midly but still fine, but I wish they had a little more time with them towards the end but it's okay, I dont care.”

Yeah, this show is a little overhyped and also unnecessarily hated on I can't lie. Okay bye!

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