Woo at his finest
Unquestionably the crowning jewel of John Woo's filmography, Hard Boiled is a film that doesn't have anything to prove and Woo's last hurrah to the industry that brought him lasting vitality as a filmmaker. Mayhem has never looked better. So many films owe their origins to this movie and Woo himself, his shootouts are a ballet; his firebombings are poetry. And while he lets the body count get away from him, he constantly fascinates, through a combination of chaos and an excruciating control over what we're allowed to see.Boasting some of the finest action sequences ever filmed and beautiful emotional resonance Hard Boiled is a powerful thriller that hits hard in more ways than one. It's the very definition of an action masterpiece; Heroic Bloodshed that only Woo could deliver, give him a gun, he's Superman. But give the man two and he's a God.
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Pretty fun Terminator knock off
Takashi Yamazaki's Returner is an absolutely bonkers riff on Sci-Fi staples like Men in Black and The Terminator, so much of it is borrowed it's almost like watching a tribute band perform the greatest hits. It's pretty much carried by its incredible cast of actors, brilliantly violent tendencies and brisk pacing that help you deal with the awful colour grading, hid the gaping plot holes and accept so-so VFX. Gonna be interesting to see what he does with the next Godzilla film in a year...Was this review helpful to you?
Wong Jing does John Woo
Mercenaries from Hong Kong is a Shaw Brothers venture into the territory seen in the likes of both The Dirty Dozen and The Wild Geese. With a visceral onslaught of sight gags, light-hearted banter and energetic synth score contrasting heavily with the never-ending action, bloody knife fights and some of the very grim elements; Wong Jing earns his director's paycheck, establishes his style from less-than-humble beginnings and gives us a flair for what would shape the later years of Hong Kong cinema.Was this review helpful to you?
Just as fun as the previous adventure
After viewing the pleasantly surprising Ironfinger I had to check out its sequel sooner rather than later. Golden Eyes, again a translator's joke of a title, plays itself slightly straighter than the previous adventure. I say slightly because there are still out-and-out ridiculous moments sprinkled through its runtime that rival that of its predecessor.A killer-for-hire gets mixed up in an intense battle for control over a gold smuggling route from Beirut to Tokyo, all the while trying to support a little girl in her quest for vengeance over the men who killed her dad.
Golden Eyes continues the mysterious international intrigue set up by the Bond series with the globe-trotting antics of its cast. I'd mentioned that this film does contain some ridiculous moments worthy of its predecessor and that is true. Be it the amazing use of ricocheting bullets to shoot guns at guns to fight assailants dressed as nuns pushing baby carriages with machine guns mounted on them or the poison gas chicken room service or the champagne bottle firing squad, Golden Eyes hardly lacks inventive ideas. But there's an equal mean streak going on here and the moment the two leading ladies get tortured with a cigarette lighter is admittedly a hard watch.
Jun Fukuda's direction is perfectly solid, I don't think it's nearly as diverse as the previous film but serves it's duty well. He directs the action sequences with such kinetic energy you can't help but be suckered in, helped by the short 80-minute runtime. The man knows how to direct engaging gunfights. The writing is a strange combination of returning talent Michio Tsuzuki, Ei Ogawa of the Bloodthirsty trilogy and Space Amoeba fame and even Jun Fukuda gets some semblance of duties when handling the writing.
Akira Takarada continues to be an effortlessly badass, with all his charm and sophistication carrying over. Ichirô Arishima's character Detective Tezuka is back only this time played by the equally reliable Makoto Satō who makes the character his own while still managing to carry over elements of Arishima's portrayal. Bibari Maeda and Tomomi Sawa both play great equivalent Bond girls with Maeda's Ruby acting as a constant foil for Takarada's Andy to overcome. Of course, it's equally wonderful to see Yoshio Tsuchiya as one of the bad guys and is very much the film's primary antagonist to overcome even if he does get overshadowed by Andrew Hughes' blind eccentric billionaire Mr Stonefeller and his dog Sinbad.
The music by Masaru Satō continues his efforts from Ironfinger. Bringing back a few of his cues from the previous film but also enhancing a lot of them by adding more elements to them. The title song is also in English this time around and if anything is a bigger earworm than the last one, I definitely prefer it.
Overall, Golden Eyes may be seen as having diminishing returns when directly compared to Ironfinger, but what it lacks in contrast it makes up for in sheer fun, great acting and engaging action set pieces. The 100 Shot, 100 Killed series, unfortunately, ended here in what you can easily picture as turning into a multi-episode adventure.
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Japan meets 007
Ironfinger was such a pleasantly surprising film, the Japanese tend to have a good track record for Bondsplotation and this is no exception. I'd honestly say it's a much better film than most of the Connery outings and this one even stars a later Bond girl to boot. The title of this film is actually 100 Shot, 100 Killed, Ironfinger was more of a translator's joke to more closely associate it with the James Bond series that it's a parody of.After being mistaken for an Interpol agent, a man who was just supposed to go on vacation gets mixed up in a war between two gangs intent on winning the favour of a notorious arms dealer.
For those of you who read my Godzilla reviews know I'm not a fan of Jun Fukuda's work on the series, nor his Star Wars venture The War in Space, I am however a big fan of his other works, the man clearly has a talent for mad-cap action and Ironfinger is just another film I can add to his repertoire of great films. Funny, inventive and full of wit, it's hard not to love its madness.
The whole idiot accidentally becomes Hero trope is nothing new, I'll admit. But it's played off in a fantastic way befitting of Fukuda's manic and inventive directional techniques, combined with a superbly written screenplay by Kihachi Okamoto and Michio Tsuzuki that balances the playful tone with a much more menacing and serious threat looming overhead with a deadly gang war with a poor tourist caught in the middle.
It's got everything you could want from a Japanese take on James Bond, the action, the gadgets, the humour, the girls, the partial nudity, the seemingly indestructible henchman and a likeable lead to boot, all presented in a nice mad cap Japanese concoction that should satisfy the most die-hard of Bond fans.
Akira Takarada is cast against his usual type of more buttoned-down archetypes into one of a bumbling fool that effortlessly switches between speaking Japanese, French and English with such outstanding effort, it can't be easy. Mie Hama stars as the film's female lead, eventually going on to play Kissy Suzuki in You Only Live Twice, she gets way more to do here than she does in her later official Bond film. It's kinda sad when a knockoff does that better than the series it's knocking off. Other familiar faces include Ichirô Arishima, Susumu Kurobe, Chōtarō Tōgin and of course, Akihiko Hirata playing the film's villainous henchman.
The score by Masaru Satō is genuinely good fun, it combines his usual trappings with a fun dose of John Barry-esque motifs. There's even a killer theme song to boot although not quite on the same level as some Bond numbers, it's catchy enough to stick with you.
Overall, Ironfinger is another fab film from Jun Fukuda, up there with the likes of ESPY and The Secret of the Telegain in terms of sheer quality mixed with brilliant storytelling. I'd easily watch more of this sort of stuff from Fukuda and thankfully there's a sequel.
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One of John Woo's Magnum Opus'
Hong Kong Theatrical CutUnquestionably one of John Woo's magnum opuses, released at a time when Hong Kong was inundated with over-the-top action films, The Killer still endures to this day the prime example of the 'heroic bloodshed' subgenre that Woo excels at. With high-octane action set pieces, theatrical characterizations and an unrelenting sense of redemption, The Killer succeeded in everything it set out to do and then some, finally getting John Woo the attention he deserved in the West, for better or worse.
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The best street fighter movie
I'm not overly familiar with Tsukasa Hojo's original manga, but I have seen the original anime a long time ago. As adaptations of the source material go, Wong Jing's City Hunter isn't really the most faithful, it tones down a lot of Ryō's antics to fit with Jackie's style of humour and image but offers in its place a genuinely great movie that doesn't repeat a lot of the mistakes of American anime adaptations by trying to make it gritty, it's bat shit insane in the best way possible. It's also the best adaptation of Street Fighter this side of Future Cops, who doesn't wanna see Jackie Chan dressed as Chun-Li?Was this review helpful to you?
A tear-stained, blood-splattered odyssey
An odd mix of hardcore visceral action and contemplative sentiment, Night in Paradise suffers from being an overly long plod in need of some major narrative tightening and its occasional blasts of directorial panache that are ultimately squashed by its uncompromising fatalism. Melding the gangland revenge thriller and the terminal illness romance, there's real inventiveness to the way director Park Hoon-Jung wrong-foots the viewer and handles the operatic displays of gunfire and death, unfortunately, the connective tissue that the film only pretends to be interested in and beyond basic action sequences renders it rather dull. The production values are the best things the film has going for it, the photography is frequently fantastic and the music does a decent job of matching the dark tone the film carries with some decent acting all around to boot. Unfortunately, there's a serious lack of personality permeating throughout Night in Paradise, one that sometimes plays like a road trip, sometimes like a romance and sometimes like the idle imaginings of a serial killer. A tear-stained, blood-splattered odyssey in whether revenge is warranted or even capable of bringing personal satisfaction that could have been so much better.Was this review helpful to you?
A film out of time
A film out of time, there's something rather tragic about Tetsuo: The Bullet Man, it's just so poorly misguided that it ends up feeling off in direct contrast to its predecessors. There's a good film in here somewhere but it feels like a film from a different era, one that for all Tsukamoto's intent does not work as intended. It's hard not to assume he knew what he was doing. When he made The Bullet Man's face first turn to iron, he must have known that face paint looks cheap. He must have known those hyper-awkward script deliveries from a cast and crew who don't share the same language as its American lead would come across as embarrassing. It certainly feels like Tsukamoto knew full well that certain elements would be off and just tried to run with it, the zaniness is here but it feels wrong. The digital look does not work for this film with the overly excessive shakey cam coming across as simply nauseating, there's rarely a moment it sits still. The film's obnoxious sound mix only alienates the audience further, with dialogue delivered in hushed whispers but seemingly everything else amped up to eleven, I found myself adjusting the volume way too often to even attempt to engage with the film. Ultimately, Tetsuo: The Bullet Man feels more like a poor man's American remake of the original duology, lacking the gonzo mystery and waking nightmare horror. Trent Reznor's theme song is a banger though.Was this review helpful to you?
Peak indie toku
A genuinely staggering piece of independent tokusatsu filmmaking, Ork is a truly touching look into loss and self-destruction combining the aesthetics of Kamen Rider and the stylings of Shinji Higuchi. If I hadn't known that this was shot entirely on an iPhone I would have genuinely mistaken it for something we often see produced by professionals. It's absolutely beautiful in its imagery, gorgeously crafted, deeply emotional, evocative stunningly choreographed and elaborately staged, not letting any of its limitations hold it back. Wonderfully acted and backed by an incredible score, Ork really has opened my eyes to the wider scope of indie tokusatsu filmmaking. I can see these guys going far, I hope they make another one.Was this review helpful to you?
Another banger of an adaptation
Going into Assignment Kowloon, I was half expecting to see a campy 70s chop-socky interpretation which capitalised more on the success and fame of Sonny Chiba to earn a quick buck. But as it turns out, this is not only a damn fine representation of its source material but a damn fine movie in its own right. Golgo 13 seemingly had two of the best pieces of castings regarding live-action because Sonny Chiba is as much a dead-ringer as Ken Takakura was just for different reasons. Chiba's Golgo is much less human than Takakura's with a stone-faced expression that never leaves his face but makes exceptional use of his skills as a martial artist and stunt performer in some very grounded fight sequences and impressively daring stunt work. Director Yukio Noda makes excellent use of the film's variety of locations, from Hong Kong to Miami back to Japan, and although the film does stutter at first (most notably with some poor editing) it quickly finds its feet and maintains a very stylish atmosphere that simply oozes coolness throughout.Was this review helpful to you?

