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Because a teletubby makes more sens than Tong.

This is like a bad 90s sitcom that nobody remembers. The tennis/guitar couple (she is so dislikable) have taken over the show to the point where I forgot about the whole carrot juice thing until they brought it back up, only for it to be that crazy girl. Why are all the women in this show written that way? The sisters are awful, the carrot girl is nuts, the blackmail girl is psycho and JuYi is narcissistic and manipulative. They probably wrote-out the lesbian moms (besides the token mention of them) because they couldn’t handle writing decent women.

I really liked this at the beginning but the further it’s gone the more it’s unraveled. What a shame, too.

It’s already a five for me. They can’t really salvage it at this point.

Bua is what we called in my generation a “Disaster Gay”, meaning he will wreck your whole life - stay away.

You didn’t miss much, but I will say it was the first time I’ve ever enjoyed one of their stories.

I prefer We Are because I felt like things actually happened. 10liners felt like a circle that kept spinning, but I enjoyed the first 2/3 quite a bit, although this is the first time I felt Junior’s acting to be tolerable (he has a tendency to act like a silent film star or pantomime artist) so I was surprised how much I enjoyed the last third. Also, the relationships felt more organic in We Are.

During their coffee date, the music being from vintage Coca-Cola ads totally stopped me from paying attention as I sang “I’d Like To Teach The World to Sing”… but it’s not as bad as when a series uses random Christmas music as incidental music. I don’t even remember which series it was it was so confusing watching two boys make out to an instrumental of “Joy to the World” or whatever it was…

I was thinking the exact same thing!

Either people are wishing things into existence or the subtitles on iQiyi are really off because I swear some of you are quoting lines that no one ever said.

But if he can eat food how is he a vampire? He looked like the food was disgusting to him but kept asking for more after odd cut-scenes showing Tong force-feeding him so I just assumed it was a kink thing and not an “I enjoy food” thing.

I mean, I guess if we can have birds that don’t fly there can be vampires that live off tomato juice. The Golden Blood vampires are just the dodo birds of vampire lore.

Also, a restaurant having a Michelin star doesn’t mean the food tastes good, I’ve eaten at plenty of them. It just means you paid an exorbitant amount of money for half the food because it’s “art”. (When it comes to fancy dining, I’m basically just like that weird-looking Anya Taylor Swift Scout Thompson girl from The Menu)

Random thoughts while watching Episode 3:

That’s very accurate: those cleaning ladies are always in the way when you need to get by.

He’s blind. The entire Brazilian futbol team could fit on that bed.

Why does a vampire have post-its?

I’m confused by the food scene. Does Mark want the food? His face doesn’t look like he wants the food but he’s just doing what Tong tells him to.

“What are you doing?” He’s holding measuring tape, dear.

Vampires need exercise? If he has super speed, would running that slow really provide any benefit for him?

Is this a medical center or an Apple Store?

What did Mark buy for him from Louis Vuitton?

The kids are great and so far have always been my favorite part whenever they appear.

So vampires are affected by full moons but not sunlight?

Is it me or is Mark’s father a white guy?

The orphanage kept his room and his personal belongings after he left?

“Why didn’t you tell me?” Uhh you were 9 years old. Tong is so dumb he makes Bella Swan seem like Thomas Edison.

“Is there anything else I don’t know?” You just found out about vampires yesterday, of course there’s more to learn. 🙄

Good wig on Mark’s (white) father.

Oh, so Mark is supposed to be expressing emotion? Was that the food thing? He was getting emotional over spaghetti?

Wait, so one temper tantrum and Tong gets to leave even though the danger hasn’t gone away? I’m so confused.

Why doesn’t Mark ever open his eyes all the way? He looks like Ariana Grande trying to read a teleprompter.

So Tong’s blood heals Mark but his sweat makes him horny? Very gay.

I had no idea Gawin had a booty like that.

Wait, so they’re called Tong and Tonkla?! Making two people have almost the same exact name is a choice.

So he was not attending classes while he was with Mark? That’s what the temper tantrum was about.

Mark is pulling an Edward Cullen and enrolling in college despite the fact that he’s probably around 80 years old?

Okay, so everything about this show is confusing. Except the kids, they’re great.

Genius. Thank you. I have never hated any movie/tv show/book/poem/short story/pamphlet/fortune cookie fortune/horoscope/spam e-mail/text message as much as I hated this program. You’re doing the Lord’s work by writing this synopsis of all the psychos that populate this program.

I see all the people in the comments blaming Mo for not communicating well, but if you were dealing with someone as consistently emotionally unintelligent as Heng, wouldn’t you give up too? Every single character was a red flag. Mo doesn’t communicate. Heng is a total moron. The Boss… don’t even get me started on him.

But I also know that this is because I dislike this story, the actors did fine, but I just think this is horrible writing.

Thank God this is over, it was a total drag.

Ark’s teasing of his favorite campy films definitely makes the tone of this make more sense.

When we found out that he made up the parallel worlds thing, I kept trying to anticipate where this was going. At first, I thought it was going to be some kind of split-personality disorder and it’s not parallel worlds, but other identities… I had all these theories…. But then it was just nothing. I was enjoying this but it ended up being very disappointing.

All of my gay friends in Bangkok are obsessed with this show and I totally understand why now. This is very realistic in how day-to-day life is in Bangkok. Although it was odd that they filmed in front of my condo and some of my laundry was on my balcony haha

The TharnType connection really threw me.

Randomly met Alan in Bangkok last year, sexier in person and really cool guy. I’m glad for all the success they’ve found.

It’s actually a hugely popular pop song outside of the show itself and that’s why they chose it as the theme.

I’m kind of with you, although I really applaud Earth for swinging for the fences in trying this role, which is so different from the other shows they’ve done together. I can see why they’d be attracted to it, even if watching it is exhausting (I hate the daughter so much that I actually groan out loud every time she appears)