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This genre deserves a better class of criminal
The above headline is inspired by the scene in "The Dark Knight" where all the cash from Gotham's mobsters has been stacked in a giant pyramid. And the Joker says to one of the crime bosses "You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy, uh, dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline!" And then he sets fire to the mountain of loot.
The production team of "When the Stars Gossip" were clearly inspired.
Not for the part where someone writes lines for what became an Oscar winning performance.
Just the part where they amass an incredible amount of currency and then pour a toxic solution of nonsensical scenario, savagely bad dialogue, aimless direction, inept acting, bonkers subplots and staggeringly implausible relationships between characters and then drop a lit flare of pointless cgi effects on top.
The word "morula" should be banned from every script ever from now until the entire universe collapses into a giant singular black hole.
The person who thought it would make for comedy gold to put a single English speaker in a Korean space station full of Koreans who are all speaking Korean amongst themselves and with the Korean space command on Earth and doing Korean fruit fly sex experiments and eating Korean food and drinking Korean contraband booze and even the mice are probably squeaking in rodent Korean and EVERY SINGLE THING IS KOREAN and then MAKE THE KOREANS SPEAK IN BROKEN ENGLISH instead of having the English speaker attempt to speak Korean should be exiled. From earth and every corner of the internet. From this solar system. The Milky Way. And when we all end up in that one giant singular black hole with the entire rest of the universe, we're gonna hunt that dumb[bleep] down and exile him from that too.
So many more things to flambé, but it's just so dreadfully bad that it's not even fun to skewer.
"You see madness is like gravity. All it needs is a little push!" And this space stinkfest can get a little push right the bottom of the sea and forgotten.
The production team of "When the Stars Gossip" were clearly inspired.
Not for the part where someone writes lines for what became an Oscar winning performance.
Just the part where they amass an incredible amount of currency and then pour a toxic solution of nonsensical scenario, savagely bad dialogue, aimless direction, inept acting, bonkers subplots and staggeringly implausible relationships between characters and then drop a lit flare of pointless cgi effects on top.
The word "morula" should be banned from every script ever from now until the entire universe collapses into a giant singular black hole.
The person who thought it would make for comedy gold to put a single English speaker in a Korean space station full of Koreans who are all speaking Korean amongst themselves and with the Korean space command on Earth and doing Korean fruit fly sex experiments and eating Korean food and drinking Korean contraband booze and even the mice are probably squeaking in rodent Korean and EVERY SINGLE THING IS KOREAN and then MAKE THE KOREANS SPEAK IN BROKEN ENGLISH instead of having the English speaker attempt to speak Korean should be exiled. From earth and every corner of the internet. From this solar system. The Milky Way. And when we all end up in that one giant singular black hole with the entire rest of the universe, we're gonna hunt that dumb[bleep] down and exile him from that too.
So many more things to flambé, but it's just so dreadfully bad that it's not even fun to skewer.
"You see madness is like gravity. All it needs is a little push!" And this space stinkfest can get a little push right the bottom of the sea and forgotten.
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