can't wait for toxic tragic woman on woman lifelong romance where it takes a terminal illness to drop a shocking reveal of being a homosexual and that's only in the final episode
there is friendship, and then there is "I can't stop thinking about you even though it's been years and I want you to be with me when I die" possibly die with me too
"it does sound like something a human wouldn't say" doesn't sound like something a human would say
what I meant is that the the sentence structure you used is uncommon for english language, and immediately gave you an example of how a native speak would have said it
and that's only in the final episode
which makes your accusation of course very ironic
now euthanasia is my best friend!