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VERY CUNTY SERIES

YALLLLLL 😭 I’m telling you right now… THE MOMENT I SAW THE TRAILER I KNEW THIS SERIES WAS ABOUT TO SLAP. Like immediately. Instantly. No hesitation. Because whoever did the casting for Air Dolls… GENIUS. STRAIGHT UP GENIUS. Putting Fluke, Lego, Neo and Soodyacht in the same chaotic series??? Baby that’s not casting. That’s IMPORTANT DECISION OF THE CENTURY. And let me tell you something else. Not once. NOT ONCE. Did I put the video on 2× speed. And if you know me you know that is a huge compliment because I skip boring scenes like it’s cardio. But this show??? I watched every second because it was so entertaining and so ridiculously funny that I kept laughing like an unhinged hyena 😭

Honestly I expected the plot to go a completely different direction but the way they executed it was still hilarious so I’m not even mad about it. Also yes this is only a 4 episode mini series, so calm down. This review won’t be a whole thesis. I promise.

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a) Plot

Okay so when I watched the trailer I thought the story was going to be about the four of them working together to bring Katrina back whenever she gets possessed by the Goddess Dalop. Like Katrina switching between herself and the goddess while the group tries to fix the situation. THAT was the plot I imagined. BUT the actual story took a different route. Instead, the Air Dolls are trying to stop their friend Katrina’s body from being permanently taken over by the goddess after she accidentally disrespects the goddess by vomiting on her portrait while drunk.

Which honestly… WHAT AN ICONIC WAY TO START A PROBLEM. The way I gasped when Katrina puked on the picture I literally went "OH MY GOD GIRL YOU JUST CURSED YOURSELF." 😭 But the funniest thing is that they worship the goddess because they want fame, popularity, and influencer success—especially in Pat’s eyes. THE PRIORITIES ARE INSANE. But honestly that chaotic motivation is exactly what makes the show funny.

And let’s talk about the pacing. Fast. BUT PERFECTLY HANDLED. The comedic timing? NEVER MISSED. Every episode had at least one moment where I had to pause because I was laughing too hard. And the sass??? THE SASSINESS OF THESE DIVAS IS IMMACULATE. I also really love that the show casually presents different types of trans women and personalities:

The sassy one.
The quiet one.
The bimbo one.
The foul-mouthed chaotic queen.

And it never feels forced. It just feels natural and fun. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE MAKEUP AND WARDROBE??? HELLO???? THE OUTFITS??? THE MAKEUP??? ABSOLUTE SERVE. Every character has their own aesthetic and it works so well visually. Honestly I have zero issues with the plot.

Cute.
Chaotic.
Sassy.
Entertaining.

10/10.

And I’m not joking when I say I would absolutely watch a full-length series about these girls. AIR DOLLS FOR LIFE!!! 💅

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b) Characters

> Nevita played by Fluke Nattanon

GIVE. HIM. MORE. SERIES. I DO NOT CARE. JUST GIVE HIM MORE. Because Fluke was BORN for this role. Not once did he miss. Not once did he drop the energy. This man was SERVING diva energy every second he appeared on screen. And honestly the funniest thing is that the difference between Fluke and Nevita isn’t even that big 😭 Because let’s be real… Fluke IS the diva. At first I thought Lego might have been better for the Nevita role but after watching the series I take that back. Fluke absolutely dominates this character.

Now Nevita herself??? She is the IT GIRL. If you’ve ever watched Mean Girls, Nevita is basically Regina George. Pretty. Confident. Unbothered. She doesn’t care what people say because she knows she’s the hottest girl in the room. And one thing I really love about her character is that she doesn’t backstab her friends. She talks shit… BUT SHE SAYS IT DIRECTLY TO YOUR FACE. Respect. Also her outfits??? BABY. They were serving CUNTY FASHION ICON ENERGY every episode.



> Katrina played by Neo Trai

OH MY GOD. I MISSED HIM. ON GOD I MISSED HIM 😭 Yes his attitude stinks sometimes but let’s not lie to ourselves. Neo is a fantastic actor. And in this series he commits to the character 100% shamelessly. I got secondhand embarrassment multiple times because of how chaotic Katrina was. But that’s exactly why it works. My only tiny complaint is that Katrina starts off as a full bimbo queen but near the end she suddenly becomes more thoughtful and aware.

Part of me wished she stayed chaotic and dumb until the very end. But honestly??? She still ate the role. Period.



> Fews played by Soodyacht Patsit

GIRLLLLLL. I did NOT expect Soodyacht to suddenly come out here acting like this. Like excuse me??? Since when were you this good??? And then suddenly I remembered he played that horny roommate in Love by Chance and it all clicked. Oh right. This man has always been a chaotic actor.

Fews doesn’t have a huge personal storyline but she’s always supporting Nevita and Ingky. And listen… THE POOP SCENE??? I WAS NOT READY. That scene caught me completely off guard and I’m still laughing about it. Comedy gold.



> Ingky played by Lego Rapeepong

First of all… THIS MAN IS GORGEOUS. Like actually unfair levels of pretty. GMMTV better give him more roles because he clearly has potential. Also am I the only one who thinks he’s giving Cooheart energy sometimes??? 😭 But in the best way. He’s always serving on screen.

Ingky’s character is the “good girl image” type. She wants to maintain a sweet reputation and be liked by everyone. But don’t get it twisted. She is still SASSY AS HELL underneath that cute persona. Also her wardrobe???

Very pastel.
Very soft.
Very “good girl aesthetic.”

Which contrasts perfectly with Nevita’s bold diva outfits.

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c) Overall

Do I even need to say more??? The comedic timing never misses. Every episode gives maximum entertainment. And honestly I’m kind of speechless because I just… LOVED IT.

You already know my rule: I never rewatch series unless it’s really good. But this one??? BABY I’M REWATCHING IT MULTIPLE TIMES.

Final rating: 10/10.💅

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STRUGGLING TO WATCH UNTIL THE END

YALLLLLL 😭 I have been contemplating how to write this review for the longest time because honestly… I THINK THIS SERIES, Me and Thee, HAS ZERO COMPLAINTS FROM ME. And if you know me from my previous reviews… YOU KNOW I LOVE TO COMPLAIN. Complaining is literally my love language. My hobby. My personality trait. So the fact that I’m sitting here struggling to find something to drag??? That’s already suspicious. 😏

Now let’s talk about something extremely important. THE VISUALS. Because y’all already know I LURVVVVEEEE PRETTY MEN and GOOD GOD this series was basically a visual assault on my sanity. Especially Pond Naravit. GIRL. Every time this man appeared on screen I was literally cursing at my laptop like “WHY ARE YOU THIS GOOD LOOKING???? WHO ALLOWED THIS????” 😭 His eyes??? SPARKLING. Like actual Disney prince sparkle. At first I was watching peacefully like “Okay… wait… hold on… why does Phuwin look so handsome here???” And I was already impressed.

BUT THEN POND SHOWED UP.

And I swear to God I stared at the screen for five full minutes like "HOW CAN A MAN BE THIS FUCKING GORGEOUS OH LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL 😩" This man literally looks like he walked straight out of a manhwa. Like somebody drew him with perfect lighting and said “Yeah this is unrealistic but let’s release him into the real world anyway.” SIR THIS FACE IS A PUBLIC DISTRACTION 😮‍💨 Anyway… before I start barking let me actually review the series.

This review will probably be shorter than my usual chaos because honestly there’s not much for me to complain about.

Which again…

IS RARE.

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a) Plot

PERFECT. 10/10. No notes. No complaints. No emotional damage. Just pure enjoyment. And listen, I already had expectations because PondPhuwin series usually deliver. But this one??

THIS ONE SET THE BAR.

The plot execution is smooth, funny, dramatic in the best way, and surprisingly detailed. I LOVE how the cinematography sometimes mirrors Thai soap operas because Mr. Thee grew up watching them to feel close to his mother, who is an actress. That detail alone made me sit up like OH??? THE DIRECTOR CAME PREPARED. And the writing??

Yes it’s cheesy.
Yes it’s dramatic.
Yes it’s a little cringe.

AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT. 😭 Because it makes sense for Mr. Thee’s character. This man literally learned Thai from soap operas so of course he’s dramatic as hell. Of course he talks like he’s starring in episode 843 of a melodrama. That’s the whole point. And I swear to God there was not a single episode where I didn’t laugh. Not once. I laughed so hard for four days straight that I’m pretty sure my lungs are filing a complaint. I might actually have asthma now. THIS SHOW CAUSED MEDICAL DAMAGE. 😭 If I have ONE tiny complaint though… It’s that the marriage and kids happened a bit too fast.

Like excuse me???

I blinked once and suddenly they were married with children like "BOY WAIT A MINUTE I MISSED THREE LIFE MILESTONES." Also can we talk about the insane level of detail in this show??? Even the smallest things were thought through. Like Mr. Thee’s bedroom door literally has his full name written on it: “Theerakit Kian Lee.”

And when I noticed that I was sitting there like "WHO ARE THESE PRODUCTION STAFF??? WHY ARE THEY SO DETAIL-ORIENTED??? ARE Y’ALL OKAY??? BECAUSE I LOVE YOU FOR THIS" But one thing I’m still curious about… Why did Mr. Thee suddenly decide he wanted to sleep with Aran in the beginning???

Like sir.

That decision came out of nowhere and I was like HELLO??? CONTEXT PLEASE??? 😭

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b) Characters

NO COMPLAINTS. NONE. ZIP. ZERO. I genuinely liked all the characters because their development was natural and subtle. Not forced. Mr. Thee is hilarious and cringe but in the most lovable way possible. One minute he’s embarrassing himself dramatically and the next minute he’s being unexpectedly sweet. Meanwhile Peach is the calm, understanding one who actually knows how to deal with Mr. Thee’s chaotic personality. And THANK GOD Peach is not the typical “i’M wEaK aNd i’M iN dEbT pLeAsE sAvE mE” character we always get whenever there’s a mafia boss involved.

Because I am SO TIRED of that trope. Let the man have dignity PLEASE 😮‍💨

Now let’s talk about supporting characters. MOK. MOKKKKKKK MY BOYYYYYY 😮‍💨 This man is the ultimate matchmaker but he does it so subtly. No drama. No obvious manipulation. Just quietly pushing two idiots closer together like “Yeah this should work.” I swear I wish I had a Mok in my life. Everyone deserves a Mok.

Honestly I can’t even explain every character dynamic properly because you really have to watch it yourself to understand how well they work together.

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c) Steamy scenes

Listen… What did I expect from GMMTV? 😏 It’s mild spicy. But still enough to make my heart jump a little. Not “throw the laptop across the room” spicy. More like “okay wait hold on that was kinda hot.” 😳

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d) OST

LOVE ITTTT 😌

Some of these songs are definitely going into my Spotify playlist because they actually fit the vibe of the series perfectly.

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e) Overall

Do I even need to say more? Just go watch it. Watch it and then come back and tell me I’m wrong. Because you’ll understand exactly what I meant. The last time I gave a series full marks was Peaceful Property. So that should already tell you something. PondPhuwin really did it again. I tried SO HARD to find loopholes in this show. I went into detective mode. I searched for problems like "WHERE IS THE FLAW??? WHERE IS THE ISSUE???"

But unfortunately…

I just ended up loving it. And y’all already know my rule: I never rewatch series unless they are extremely good.

But this one??? Oh baby. I WOULD REWATCH. 😏

Final rating: 10/10. DAYUMMMMM 🫦

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Pit Babe The Series Season 2: WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF ?

Let’s get one thing straight. I did NOT expect myself to be watching this. Season 1 already tested my patience, my sanity, and my loyalty 😭 because I STILL believe it should’ve been PavelPooh but okay… whatever… we move… allegedly.

Did season 2 change my mind?
Short answer: NO.
Long answer: ABSOLUTELY NOT BUT WITH MORE TRAUMA 😵‍💫

If someone gave me a remote and said “watch or don’t watch,” I would gently place it down, look them in the eye, and say don’t do it bestie 🫶 Season 2 isn’t a full disaster, but it’s the kind of chaos where you finish watching and just sit there like …why? BUT THEN. A NEW FACE APPEARED. And suddenly my brain shut off. Yes. WILLY. SO PRETTY. SO NAUGHTY. SO FINE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 🚨🔥

WHY IS MY PHONE WALLPAPER A MAN AGAIN? WHY IS IT HIM? WHY AM I LIKE THIS? His name is Milk and he can milk me whenever-

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a) PLOT + CHARACTERS (BUNDLED TOGETHER BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY AND I AM TIRED 😩)

First of all, cinematography? Always good. No complaints. Camera work? Sexy. Lighting? Delicious. WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO MAD when they DID NOTHING WITH IT. Kenta pulled out a KNIFE and my brain immediately went "OH OKAY ACTION ARC WE’RE ABOUT TO EAT". Only to find out that he then… surrendered. That was it. BRUH. EXCUSE ME. THAT’S THE PAYOFF???

Now let’s talk about the main plot aka TONY REFUSING TO DIE. This man is alive, thriving, and STILL cooking up weird drugs to enhance Alpha abilities like SIR??? You are already rich??? WHAT IS THE REASON??? Villains really do die last because WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?? Kim’s resentment toward Babe being constantly protected and always being number one? VALID 👏 EXTREMELY VALID 👏 I’m shocked he didn’t crash out harder. Imagine racing your ass off just for Babe to swerve in, win, and everyone claps while you’re told to “understand.”
NO. JUSTICE FOR KIM.

Now let’s give flowers where flowers are due, PING AND NUT FINALLY HAD A KISS AND SEX SCENE! ( WELL IN THE SERIES IT'S PETE AND CHRIS ) THANK YOU. GOD IS REAL. BUT… why were their hands moving like malfunctioning NPCs? THE STIFFNESS??? HELLO??? ARE YALL OKAY??? Nut though? Oh Nut is CUNTY 💅 POWER BOTTOM ENERGY RADIATING AND HE IS ALL I WISH I COULD BE. I love him down. Cannot WAIT for his series with Ping 😌 Pete as a character though… what does he DO besides being rich and having sex with Chris ( Way's look alike cuz apparently Way remain dead but not Tony ) ?? Because Chris honestly feels like he exists just so Nut would be in the series. If yall didn’t want Way back, at least make Chris a NORMAL character. Or go FULL CHAOS and make him ACTUALLY WAY but with Amnesia. Secret identity. LAY LOW. SOMETHING. PLEASE!! Also, Ping and Nut have zero chemistry here that I am sad. I’m glad they’re no longer paired. They both deserve better. Period.

HOWEVER—plot twist—I thought I’d love PingNut here but NAWRRRRRR. BENZ AND GARFIELD STOLE THE SHOW. THE SEXUAL TENSION??? THE VIBES??? THEY ARE MY FAVORITE SIDE COUPLE NOW AND I WILL NOT BE ARGUED WITH!

Now... Babe and Charlie. GURL. I am TIRED 😮‍💨. All they do is fuck. Jeff call them, asking for help and they’re BUSY HAVING SEX?? ARE YALL SERIOUS?? ON GOD I- PLS GET THIS BOO BOO AWAY FROM MY SCREEN. Also technical stuff matters okay. Charlie having nightmares but his face is DRY. PERFECT. FLAWLESS. Sir where is the sweat? Where is the distress? Where is the realism? And yes, I still think it should’ve been PavelPooh. Pooh’s acting remains the same though: stoic eyes, stoic body, zero emotional variation. The only time I felt ANYTHING was when Willy started sniffing around Babe and suddenly Pooh woke up a bit. Still fell short though. Also, that onsen scene where Babe stops Charlie from punching Willy??? Babe almost FLUNG him like paper. I laughed so hard I had to rewind. Twice.

Alan and Jeff’s storyline is textbook angst with extra dumb decisions. Alan lectures Jeff about keeping secrets, then turns around and makes a deal with Tony, sacrifices Charlie, and hides it from Jeff. SIR. WHERE IS THE LOGIC. WHERE?? 🤡 BUT Pon’s acting??? INSANE 🤯 His visions, the way he stumbles—he SOLD IT. I actually believed he was sick. Everyone else? Miscommunication Olympics. Amnesia. Power transfers. Breakups. Makeups. Random fainting. This plot feels like when I played house as a kid and just added drama for fun.

And then… Willy MY LOVE. Why does he look like Fort’s naughty multiverse variant? Why is he so fine but also looks so young that I’m scared to like him cuz I might catch a case? His power is manipulating time and yet he MOVES SO SLOW in episode 12. Babe. You almost had Tony. ALMOST. WHY ARE YOU PLAYING TOO MUCH MF!! I would hate his character if he wasn’t that attractive. Unfortunately for me, he is 🫦.

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b) OST

No complaints. Slaps. Racing vibes. Alpha energy. Immediately added to playlist. Next.

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c) OVERALL

This season was… unnecessary. Season 1 could’ve ended and we’d be fine. Somehow everyone ends up friends with everyone, including people who absolutely should not be forgiven but Tony’s dead though, so at least there’s that. Season 2 disappointed me. Season 1 had better tension, better kisses, better sex scenes, better plot, and a better ending.

Final score: 6/10
I was THIS close to giving a 4 but Willy said “hello” and I folded. Extra 2 points for being hot.

Will I rewatch?
Absolutely not but only because I do not rewatch series unless if it is REALLY good. And honestly? Me giving 6 is already charity.

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FLUFFY EARTH = HEARTTHROB!!

OKAYYYYY LISTEN. I took almost A YEAR off BL. A WHOLE YEAR. I was minding my business, touching grass (barely), healing, whatever. AND THEN Ossan’s Love Thailand CAME IN LIKE “MISS ME?” AND I WAS LIKE "OH I’M BACK, BITCHES. FULL FORCE."

When I first watched the trailer, my brain already went yeah… this gonna eat. And did it disappoint me? HELL NAWWWWWW. Earth in this role????? EXCUSE ME???? This is NOT the Earth I’m used to. I usually bark for Mix, that’s my man, but THIS TIME?? EARTH SAID “LET ME COOK.” He’s soft. He’s fluffy. He’s pathetic in a cute way. He’s giving “I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m trying 🥺”. And somehow… I FELL. HARD.

Also let it be known: I HATE FLUFF. My horny ass skips fluff religiously. And yet here I was… watching EVERYTHING NO SKIPPING. That’s how you KNOW it’s serious.

Alright. Let’s break this mess down.

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a) CHARACTERS

- Heng ( played by Earth)

Let me be real. I HATED HIM AT FIRST. Like genuinely. This man invites drama into his life like it’s a hobby. Everything that went wrong could’ve been solved with ONE WORD: NO. Just say no. Please. I’m begging.

Kongdech confesses to him and Heng just stands there like 🧍‍♂️. Not rejecting. Not accepting. Just… existing. Sir. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Supposedly a top but emotionally moving like a confused bottom with no spine. Then he AGREES TO MARRY HIS BOSS because he’s sad about Mo and I had to pause like… GIRL ARE YOU OKAY??? BUT. AND THIS IS IMPORTANT. Once he starts living with Mo, the development ACTUALLY HITS. He matures. He becomes more independent (a little… he’s still clingy and kinda gross sometimes but okay). And I loved that his sexuality wasn’t a whole dramatic crisis arc. He just goes “I like this person” and that’s it. Gender? WHO???

NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT EARTH BEING CUTE. Because I was NOT READY. I like him HARD. DOMINANT. SERIOUS. But here??? He’s fluffy??? Soft??? SMILING??? I wanted to squish his face like a stress ball. And then when he suddenly switches into serious mode right before kissing Mo??? BRO. CLAIM HIM. BITE HIM. DO SOMETHING.

AND THAT SCENE WHERE HE BEGS MO NOT TO LEAVE. YALL. He gets hurt, rubs his cheek all sad and small, and I was DONE. Crying. Screaming. Protecting him with my life. DO NOT TOUCH MY HENG EVER AGAIN.

Annoying start. Solid growth. I forgive him. Mostly.


- Mo ( played by Mix)

This one hurts because I EXPECTED MORE. He started strong. Confident. Knows what he wants. Persistent. Smart. Rational. POWER BOTTOM ENERGY LOADING. And then… it just disappeared??? Every inconvenience and suddenly he’s overthinking, self-sacrificing, playing the victim. Heng’s mom doesn’t know they’re dating and Mo goes “let’s break up to protect you” and I was like… WHO ASKED??? Because it was NOT Heng.

Instead of developing, his character kinda went downhill. BUT I’ll give him this: his ego isn’t huge. When he realises he can’t live without Heng, he actually goes back and confesses properly. Points for emotional honesty. Still. I wanted him more cunty. More persistent. More fight. You’re competing with the BOSS OF THE COMPANY and THIS is the energy??? He’s stuck between MID and GAH DAMN FINE.


- Kongdech / Boss ( played by Krit)

UNEXPECTED KING. Yes, he annoyed me at first because I was rooting for HengMo, but WOW did he grow on me. Best character development in the entire series, NO DEBATE. He’s unintentionally hilarious. I had to pause multiple times because I was laughing too hard. Big manly body, soft lover boy heart. AND THE BIGGEST GREEN FLAG: he NEVER abused his power. Never separated Heng and Mo at work. Never played dirty. He fought FAIR. And then he becomes the matchmaker at the end??? I was like PAIR THIS MAN UP RIGHT NOW. HE DESERVES LOVE TOO.

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b) PLOT

Plot-wise? Actually decent. The pacing is fine. Not dragging, not rushing. It works. It starts with Kongdech confessing after Heng sees HIS OWN FACE as the wallpaper. INSANE BEHAVIOUR. Iconic though. Mo sees this and decides to confess… IN THE SHOWER. WHICH LEADS TO A KISS. A HOT ONE. AND THEN? Welp. That’s basically all the steam we get. PAIN. SORROW. DEVASTATION. But fine. The show leans heavy on comedy and fluff, and the kisses still carry enough tension to keep me alive.

Mo vs Kongdech competing for Heng? INTERESTING BUT UNDERUSED. I wanted more rivalry. More chaos. More petty nonsense. Instead, the plot focuses on Heng realising his feelings, dating Mo, breaking up, preparing to marry Kongdech, cancelling the wedding, then getting back with Mo. I had multiple “HUH???” moments but emotionally it still landed. BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT WHAT PISSED ME OFF. There is NO PROPER CLOSURE WITH HENG’S MOM. We NEVER actually see Heng telling her Mo is his boyfriend. I get it, she’s travelling, but HELLO??? Your son is getting MARRIED and you’re just… gone??? MIA??? GET A GRIP MOM.

Side pairings were weak. Newyear and Chicha had NO SCREEN TIME. No wonder she barely remembers him. Ten deserved closure. Ten deserved love. Kongdech deserved love too but Heng and Mo filled that… hole. Interpret that however you want 👅 Ending was predictable but it’s a comedy. We knew.

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c) OST

OST SLAPS. Fun. Lively. Lowkey trot vibes but it WORKS. No skips.

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d) OVERALL

If you’re here for steam, LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS IMMEDIATELY. It does not exist. But if you want something light, funny, fluffy, and genuinely enjoyable? This series DELIVERS. Perfect show to drag me back into BL. Easy watch. Not emotionally heavy. Made my cheeks hurt from smiling. Again, I want to highlight that I don’t rewatch unless a series rewires my brain chemistry, so I won’t rewatch this—but the WATCH VALUE? HIGH.

9/10.
Fun. Cute. Chaotic. Worth your time.

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Nice concept but went downhill at the middle

Okay, babes, let’s get into Every You Every Me. When I tell you I went in expecting a hot mess but came out with… a lukewarm one? I mean, it had its moments, but also, WHAT was the pacing? Like, I was buckled in for a slow burn, and the series was out here speeding like it’s late for class. Then I found out each episode had a different story, and I was like, “Okay, werk, anthology queen!” But no. They just HAD to throw in double episodes that dragged harder than my mom at family reunions. Anyway, let’s talk, because I am both entertained and annoyed.

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Episode 1: Soulmates? Slaymates.

First episode dropped the whole “You’re my soulmate, we’re meant to be” spiel, and I was kinda living for it. Simple, clean, cute. Nothing groundbreaking, but hey, sometimes we just want BL comfort food, y’know? It was giving “Pinterest inspo but make it gay.” I was like, “Okay, first episode slaps. Maybe I’ll stan. Maybe this series is about to change my life. Maybe pigs will fly.”

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Episode 2: Boss Daddy Energy

Whew, the boss x secretary trope was TROPPING, y’all. The tension? Immaculate. I kept squinting at the screen like, “Is he the top? Wait, no, he’s gotta be the bottom. Or maybe switch energy? Girl, the suspense is KILLING ME.” But they kept it natural, no awkward slow-mo stares or cheesy zoom-ins. Like, for once, they’re acting like normal people with feelings. Oh, and the chemistry? Chefs kiss. I didn’t even cringe once, which is saying something.

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Episodes 3 & 4: Bring the Pain, Cowards.

Okay, now THIS had potential. Namping’s dying, right? Sad vibes. But they gave us NOTHING to work with. Like, what’s he dying of? Seasonal allergies? A tragic paper cut? Gimme DETAILS. And don’t even get me started on the lack of angst. I wanted messy hospital scenes, dramatic crying, maybe even someone yelling “You can’t die on me!” in the rain. Instead, we got, “Oh, he’s sick. Anyway…” I was screaming at my screen like, “HELLO? MAKE ME SOB, YOU COWARDS.”

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Episodes 5 & 6: Enemies to Lovers, But Make It Basic.

First of all, Shun is the top, and my brain short-circuited because I was SO sure he was the bottom. Like, when the sex scene hit, I literally paused and said out loud, “Noted. Got it. Moving on.” Anyway, it’s your classic enemies-to-lovers trope: they bicker, they bang, someone dies (again, seriously?), and then Shin stops making music because trauma, I guess. But then Blue inspires him to get back into it, and I’m sitting here like, “Okay, cute, but WHERE is the originality?” I was BEGGING for Blue to do something messy, like plagiarize Shin’s song or spill his coffee. Just give me SOMETHING to spice it up.

Oh, and the sex scene? Cute but not life-changing. It’s giving “PG-13 with a sprinkle of R.” Steamy, sure, but not “lemme rewind that real quick” steamy.

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Episodes 7 & 8: Why Are We Backtracking?

So now we’re watching Roi Inn and Phun, two actors who fell in love while filming the previous episodes. The breakup scene? Mature AF. Like, I was snapping my fingers and going, “YES, adults handling emotions like adults!” But then, outta nowhere, they’re back together because apparently they “can’t move on.” I was like, “Girl, you just had your big dramatic breakup moment, and now you’re crawling back? PICK A STRUGGLE.”

Also, why couldn’t they lean into the reincarnation vibes? Imagine them realizing they’ve been soulmates in every timeline, and their love is destined or cursed or something. Missed opportunity, TBH.

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The Acting? ATE. Now let’s talk about Top and Mick because these two carried the entire show on their BACKS. Top is out here serving duality like a pro—soft boy one minute, daddy the next. And Mick? Okay, at first, I thought his face looked constipated, but by Episode 5, I was ready to risk it all. Also, why does Mick look like Up from Lovely Writer? Is that intentional? Did they clone him? Either way, Mick’s hotter, don’t @ me.

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Final Thoughts: A Mixed Bag of Cute and Chaos.

So yeah, Every You Every Me started strong, but by the end, it was giving “meh, but make it gay.” The actors ATE, the director… did not. Would I rewatch? Absolutely not. Would I watch a behind-the-scenes documentary of Mick and Top flirting IRL? In a heartbeat.

Final score: 8/10 for the actors, 2/10 for the wasted potential, and 10/10 for the sheer amount of thirst tweets I wrote while watching this. Thank you, next.

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Wandee Goodday: Take One

Well, well, WELL. What do we have here? Another BL series that got everyone talking—and by talking, I mean clutching their pearls and tweeting through the chaos. Let’s get into it, babes, because this is a ride.

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CHARACTERS: CTRL+C, CTRL+V, BUT MAKE IT SPICY

Okay, first off, Inn as Wandee. Am I crazy, or does he look like Tee from 2Moons Season 1? Like, I swear this is a copy-paste situation. Tell me I’m wrong—I dare you. Anyway, Wandee is a doctor with big “I believe in good vibes and coffee” energy, which is cute until it isn’t. He’s all responsible and organized until feelings hit, and then BAM—he’s spiraling like me after a 2 a.m. Taco Bell run.

Then we have Ter, played by Pod, aka Mr. “I don’t know when to quit.” This man is the embodiment of “When they play hard to get, I play harder to catch.” Pod nails the role so well that I wanted to throw my laptop every time he showed up. Bro, leave Wandee ALONE. He’s too good for your gaslighting ass!

Now let’s talk Yoryak, played by Great. First of all, this man looks like Sailub from PitBabe. I was literally squinting like, “Did I open the wrong show?” But Yoryak? ICON. He’s a fighter (or a boxer—same thing, IDC), a certified manwhore, and just living his best life until he gets tangled up with Wandee. Their chemistry? Explosive. Full-on Katy Perry fireworks. I’m obsessed.

And the side pairing? OyeCher. These two are PDA-loving, no-holds-barred icons. Cher, especially, deserves a medal for dragging Wandee and Yoryak’s clueless asses through the mud to finally get together. He’s like the group chat admin who keeps everyone from spiraling. We love to see it.

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PLOT: CHAOS WITH A SIDE OF SPICE

Okay, here’s the tea: Wandee confesses his crush to Ter, and this dude has the AUDACITY to call him too vanilla. Excuse me? What are you looking for, Tabasco? Wasabi? Anyway, Wandee, our petty king, decides to hook up with Yoryak to prove a point. One night turns into two, and suddenly these two are “friends with benefits” but, like, actually catching feelings.

Meanwhile, Ter realizes he messed up (DUH) and tries to crawl back, but my boy Wandee’s already moved on. Enter fake-dating Yoryak to shut down hospital rumors and rub salt in Ter’s wounds. The fake dating trope? Chef’s kiss. But girl, I wanted MORE Yoryak being the knight in shining scrubs. Ter’s jealous stares had me cackling.

Eventually, the plot slows down because apparently, we need to watch these two struggle with their internal crises. Like, babe, just talk it out. But I loved the message that crushes have expiration dates. Wandee said, “This milk went bad, but I got a whole new carton now.”

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SEX SCENES: ROOM TEMP, BUT POTENTIAL FOR HOT

The steam? It’s there. It’s giving lukewarm shower vibes—you know, where you stay in a bit longer, and suddenly it’s boiling. They tried some roleplay scenes (bless), but let’s be real: GMMTV wasn’t about to go Only Friends levels of spicy. Honestly, they could’ve leaned in harder, but eh, I’ll take what I can get.

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OST: A CERTIFIED BOP

Now THIS. The OST is a straight-up banger. When I first heard it, I was like, “HELLO, you got my attention.” Turns out, Great himself sang it, which only makes it better. It’s one of those songs that gets stuck in your head and has you humming in the shower. 10/10, no notes.

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FINAL THOUGHTS: DRAMA, CHAOS, AND CONFUSION GALORE

This series had me screaming at my screen, throwing popcorn, and clutching my chest all at once. The actors brought their A-game, even when the plot was doing the most. Is it rewatchable? Eh, probably not—I don’t have the patience to go through the drama again. But was it fun? Absolutely.

Final rating? A solid 9.5/10. Would’ve been a 10 if Ter wasn’t so annoying and they turned the steam up a notch.

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"Reunited by Love": The Sex, The Snooze, and The WTF

Okay. I need to breathe. Deeply. Inhale, exhale, because this review is about to go OFF. I came into this show expecting fireworks, drama, chaos, and maybe a few tears. What did I get? A lukewarm cup of instant fluff that couldn’t even stir my emotions. But let’s get into it because I have thoughts, and y’all are gonna hear them.

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The Plot That Wasn’t: Snoozefest 2KForever

So, the premise? Cute. Childhood reunion vibes, Obaun and Shan reconnecting after years, yada yada, blah blah. Sweet? Sure. Engaging? Nope. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not terrible, but it’s also not giving anything. Like, where’s the spice? Where’s the DRAMA? 12 episodes and not one solid oh shit moment. No complications, no stakes, no real progression. Sis, even my morning coffee has more tension.

And don’t get me started on missed opportunities. They could’ve gone FULL enemies-to-lovers. Picture this: Obaun accused of plagiarizing Shan’s work. The company forces them to collab to clean up the mess, and BAM—awkward cohabitation, passive-aggressive shade, and eventual smooching. Obaun? Arrogant and icy. Shan? Feisty and chaotic. Imagine the banter! The tension! The inevitable 'I-hate-you-but-let’s-make-out' vibes. BUT NO. We got soft, mushy, forgettable instead.

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TutorYim: My Kings, Why Did They Do You Dirty?

Let’s be real: as a TutorYim stan, I came for them, stayed for them, and… left kinda disappointed. Look, the chemistry is there—it always is—but they deserved more. Better material, stronger conflict, literally ANYTHING to show off their acting range.

Oh, but let me tell you, the sex scenes? WHEW. Saved the whole damn series. Like, is it art? Is it plot-relevant? No, but who cares? Sometimes we just wanna see pretty people be hot together. Sue me.

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Gems x Mark: Cute, But Did We Need It?

Now let’s talk about the side couple. First of all, is it just me or does Gems look like Nat’s long-lost twin? Like, I had to pause and squint. “Nat, is that you, babe?” Anyway, Gems and Mark? Adorable. BUT Mark, sweetie, you were a walking red flag in that whole Nat drama, so it’s hard to root for you. Still, their chemistry is decent, and I enjoyed their moments.

What I did not enjoy? That terrible Chinese dubbing. Like, WHY. Just hire actors who can deliver the lines naturally, or let the Thai actors speak the little Mandarin they can. The cringe was REAL, and I had to skip through those parts because I couldn’t handle it. Who approved this? They need a stern talking-to.

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The "WOW" Factor That Never Showed Up

Look, the series isn’t bad. It’s just… meh. No wow moments, no standout performances (aside from TutorYim doing what they could with what they had). It’s not cringe, but it’s not memorable either. It’s just there. Like, will I rewatch? Nah. Well… maybe for the sex scenes, LOL.

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Final Thoughts: A Fluffy Letdown

Overall? It’s cute, but it’s not iconic. It’s the kind of show you watch once, go “aww, that’s nice,” and then forget about by the next BL drop. The plot was a missed opportunity, the side couple was okay-ish, and the dub scenes? Unforgivable.

Final rating: 6.5/10. Watch it if you’re bored. Or horny. Or both. Otherwise, skip it and go rewatch Bad Buddy.

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A SWEET TREAT FOR BABIS

If you follow OffGun for a while, you would have known that OffGun is not the type to take such cute and light hearted series like this and we always were impressed with their amazing series like NotMe, Theory Of Love but this series are fluff and comedy which is a sweet treat for Babis. Some will like it but some will not but for me, as a long time Babis, I LOVE IT!!! I feel like Gun shows a different side of him because usually we will see how defensive he is being towards Off but in this series, as Prem, he is being 100% honest with his feelings and there is no stupid conflict like him always crying for stupid shit. I like Prem's character, he is being straight forward though, he doesn't deny his feelings towards Ten. AND CAN I JUST SAY HOW ADORABLE THEIR KISS IN EP 5????? LIKE UM HELLO??? THEY BOTH LEAN FOR THE KISS WHICH SHOWS THEY BOTH LIKES EACH OTHER??!!!!!

UGHHHHH!!! MY GOODNESS!!!! SO ADORABLE! OFF'S CHARACTER THOUGH, i found it cute. Ten's character is someone who just do it without thinking for the outcome and he prioritize love over logic which is opposite of Off lol. He usually takes the character of being aggressive and tense but again, Ten is someone sweet, quite naive but sometimes could be sexy too LOL. If you watch the series, you will know what Im talking about LMAOOO. But to be honest, I dont have any much complain except that I found Neo be in this series is somewhat a little bit... off? He usually takes such a strong character but this character is too soft and too... how do I say this... too passive. I feel like he is being dishonest LMAO. IM SORRY. AND Okay, i understand that Aungpao is a good actor but still, something lacking and UGH I CANNOT SHRUG THE FACT THAT HIS CHARACTER WERE SUPPOSE TO BE PLAY BY MARK PAKIN!!! UGH he would have play that character like it's his life!!

Other than that, I still feel that new actor in this series still need more workshop and more room of improvement to do. Anyway, I still love this series since im a Babi. SO - now im waiting for the trainee series to be release so MORE OFFGUN!!! JYEAHHHHH!!! If you are a fan of light hearted comedy fluff series, please go ahead and watch this naaa <3

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FANTASY X NEVER LET ME GO!

For PalmNeung’s story, I LOVE IT. It is so damn cute and I am always a sucker for fantasy genre. I did not expect that they will have this kind of plot for 2 episodes and makes me have the closure that I never knew I needed. I mean come on!!! This is way too good! The director knows how to portrays how much of a struggle love between two men back then and can we just talk about how the quotes in this 2 episodes is <3 <3. Like the part - "Love between two men is forbidden here. Maybe in the next life, you can be together.". Something like that. I forgot lol but yea! PondPhuwin never disappoint and when I found out that they are doing back to past genre, I WAS LIKE "YALLLLL YASSSSS.". There’s nothing I would change for their part and POND IS GORGEOUS UM HELLO???? I can’t help but to fell for him damn! Can I just say I couldn’t get over Phuwin’s English? It’s damn perfect! I really like him and I love how both character has developed well by years. Feel more mature.

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OVER HYPE AND CRINGE !

Oh my god... This is bad. I mean first episode and I already annoyed with Cher's character. He is so fucking annoying. Like miss gurl, can you just chill for a moment? AND Im sorry but I don't like Book at all. Maybe its because of his character or something I dont know. To be honest, I failed to feel nor see Gun x Cher's genuine feeling towards each other. Yes, there is some heart throbbing scenes but we need some honesty in a relationship and Cher rarely cry makes me groan in PAIN EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! Like oh god... And what's with the fake happy scenes? Like Cher acting like he is strong and happy go luck in every situation, the mental breakdown scene is just no it for me. I am sorry but I couldn't feel that he is truly sad at what has happened to Tian as well.

There is no A, no B then suddenly it goes to C. Takes an instance when Thup confessed that its his dad that raped Tian then Cher was like all shocked but then that's it. No development as in like dragging her father to jail or something. Nah. Bro basically said "Yeah aight. too bad.". Like ??????????? Gun's character is alright but not the best. He just let Thyme broke up their friendship like it was nothing?? Why dont you try to reconcile and offer to work together instead? What a bad plot and writing. I dont think I have ever been this disappointed before except when I watch 2 MOONS season 2. That's another bullshit I need to face.

Can we also say how misleading the trailer and the poster are? I really thought they will meet in elevator where they will have their funny encounter in elevator more often until they fall in love with each other but NOOOOOOO. Instead, the director and screenwriter gave us this shit? Total disappointment. Lack of emotion, lack of feelings and lack of proper plot development. And they shows that Thyme log into the company's laptop to send the information about the games so he can copy the game but the real question is.. HOW? Like how did he got into the office and get to copy all of the materials? SO MANY QUESTIONS BRO.

I have heard about ForceBook before and everybody making them a big deal but to be honest, in this series, I couldn't see it. The chemistry is so-so and the kiss scenes is alright. Seems a little bit force especially in the car kissing scene. Honestly, I need to give it a time before I try to watch their series again. And the only thing that I like about this series is Jack and side pairing Three and Zo. They are adorable but a shame how they doesnt know how to give them more screentime. The series conflict does not exists too and I feel this series overall is a blergh.

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BounPrem for the win!!

Okay so this series actually opened a new pov for me about Prem. He is so adorable as in like comedic! HAHAH i love this series because it is so funny! Prem play as Sun that is a debt collector however always failed to collect payment because of his non threatening skills. I just love it when he decided to collect debt from Athit but found out that his father is the one that have debt with Athit and not the other way around. Everything become chaos and he is unsure what to do next and have no choice but to work with Athit. He is such a spoiled brat HAHAHAHA

AND HONEY CAN WE TALK HOW GORGEOUS PREM AND BOUN IN THIS SERIES??????? OH good god. No wonder they are the most expensive BL pairing. Their commitment bro i tell you. If you want a light hearted series with non much complex and issue, this series is for you! Go ahead and give them a watch!

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BEST SLOWBURN BL SERIES!!

I never thought I would love Earth. I don’t know how to say this but I just love him so much! His acting definitely gets better by the time and he is so good at playing Korn. Like he is so gentle yet he could flipped when being push. Can I just say I love how he tries to calm Win down? The fact that he is acting like water and Win is like fire is absolute love plot!! The plot is so good! I never thought I can watch series without that much kiss scene or the series being 18+ but THIS! This just change my pov. There’s not much going on but the way the actors plays their role and the movement of the plot is amazing!

I just found out that Earth and Mix was in 1000 stars so that's why their chemistry is just amazing! Like damn amazing! In the last episode when they finally tease each other when they have become a couple, it feels honest. It feels genuine like I could feel like they have feelings with each other ( in the series I mean ) and the fact that Earth was laughing from the bottom of his heart is so cute! The kiss that they shared honestly is kind of hot but at the same time so passionate. Please I need more series from them cause this is so cute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

The cinematography is alright but at first I was being skeptical cause there’s this scene where the cow give birth and the fact that the calf does have fur makes me laugh lol but other than that, it’s all good! Overall, i definitely love watching this and I might re-watch them. 10/10 for me! ❤️

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Okay okay i actually have high expectations for this series. I thought its gonna be some magical shit that soon will become unravel like who is Dream and who is Elle. The thing with this series is the editting is perfect and the cg is damn good! But the minus point is when the plot starts to becomes boring and slow. I admit that there is cliffhanger at the end of the series but instead of wanting to watch em, i react like "oh ok".

The series doesn't have those kind of scene that makes the audience turns wild. It didn't tease the audience. Like you want kiss scene? Bam! There you go. And i was like uhh.. Ok? And i wish the plot moves a little bit faster and they could reveal a little bit about Elle and Dream so that the audience will be wanting more.

Trigger warning though, there's rape scene in this series so be careful if you are easily getting triggered. Ah shit, Fluke's acting is perfect! The way he caress Best's hair is oh gollyyyyyyyy. And yes, there is no slight closure at the end of the series which makes me lose interest to watch it. But its a good series that doesn't makes me feel bored. At least its not the shittiest bl series i have ever watch.

The only thing that helps me to watch it till the end is Fluke's acting. He is so good that i am surprised it's his first drama.

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Standard GMMTV shit

Alright, besties, buckle up because this review is about to be messy, just like Moo’s life. I wasn’t sure about this one at first—comedy fluff AGAIN? Like, GMMTV, babe, do y’all know any genre outside of “cute but dumb boys falling in love”? We’ve seen it, we’ve clapped, we’ve moved on. But then I watched it and... MISS GURL. It hit me. THIS. IS. IT. Okay, not life-changing, but entertaining enough to make me yell at my screen at 3 a.m. Let’s unpack this chaos, one messy plot point at a time.

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Moo: Sunshine Chaos in Human Form
So, Keen as Moo? BABES. This man is the poster child for "never giving up," and I respect it. Moo wants to be an idol so bad that he’s willing to humiliate himself repeatedly, and we stan perseverance in this house. Failed auditions? Check. Struggles at school? Double-check. Yet, Moo’s like, “Try me, bitch!” and keeps going.

BUT LORD. This boy is as dumb as a bag of rocks. His mom ships him off to a school in the middle of nowhere because he keeps flunking exams, and honestly? FAIR. Moo doesn’t know the meaning of “study,” but he does know how to beg. Watching him plead with Kang to sign his audition form had me SCREAMING, “HAVE SOME DIGNITY, SIR!”

Still, you can’t hate Moo. He’s like a puppy that keeps knocking things over but looks at you with those big, hopeful eyes. You just sigh and say, “Fine, I guess I still love you.”

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Kang: The Walking Braincell
Sea as Kang? ICONIC. Kang is the polar opposite of Moo. He’s all calm, collected, and constantly looking at Moo like, “You’re so dumb, but I kinda love you for it.” Their dynamic is EVERYTHING. Kang’s the type who thinks before he acts, which is why he constantly says no to Moo’s chaotic plans.

Remember when Moo asked him to sign the audition form? Kang was like, “Nah, fam. If your mom finds out, she’s coming for my head.” Logical king. But beneath all that stoicism, Kang is lowkey (okay, HIGHKEY) obsessed with Moo. The way this man looks at Moo with those soft, longing eyes? BABY, YOU’RE FOOLING NO ONE. JUST CONFESS.
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Potae and Payos: Hot Mess Express
Aun as Potae? CHAOS. This man changes girlfriends like he’s sampling snacks at Costco. And every time he got mad, I wanted to throw something at him. He’s like, “I’m passionate!” Sir, no, you’re just impulsive. This man is a walking red flag with anger issues and a commitment problem. But that’s where Payos comes in. Ashi as Payos? Chef’s kiss.

Payos is the glue holding this friend group together. He’s rational, level-headed, and probably exhausted from cleaning up Potae’s messes. Honestly, I spent half the series yelling, “Payos, baby, you deserve better!” Watching Potae be oblivious to Payos’s feelings was PAINFUL, but also, I love me some slow-burn, so I ate it up.

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Shone: Drama King Extraordinaire
BOOK. SHOWING UP AS MOO’S BROTHER. Let me tell you, I was NOT READY for the drama this man brought to the table. Shone is the older, more responsible sibling who bails Moo out of trouble and slips him money on the low. BUT THEN—PLOT TWIST—Shone starts catching feelings for Kang.

Excuse me, what? SIBLINGS CRUSHING ON THE SAME GUY? The drama! The betrayal! When I tell you my jaw was on the FLOOR. Like, sir, you’re supposed to be helping your little brother, not stealing his man. Shone really said, “Sorry, Moo, but I’m about to steal your man.” . Watching Shone pine for Kang while Kang only had eyes for Moo? DELICIOUSLY MESSY.

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The Plot: Cute, but Where’s the Spice?
Alright, let’s be real here. The plot starts strong. Moo’s journey to become an idol while navigating life at a new school? We love to see it. The first half had me hooked—Moo and Kang’s slow-burn romance, the sibling rivalry, the side couple drama—it was all giving chef’s kiss.

BUT THEN. Once Moo debuts as an idol, the plot takes a nosedive. Kang starts pulling that “I’m avoiding you so you can focus on your career” nonsense, and I was like, “What is this? A 2005 soap opera?” Missed opportunity.

You know what they should’ve done? Bring the drama. Imagine the company pairing Moo with a female idol for PR, and Kang gets jealous. Or Moo dropping a love song that’s basically “You’re my man, Kang,” and the internet goes wild. THAT would’ve been iconic. GMMTV, hire me. I’m ready to serve.

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The OST: A Certified Bop
Let’s talk music. The song Moo writes for Kang? OBSESSED. It’s cute, catchy, and I found myself humming it all day. The rest of the soundtrack? Meh. Forgettable. But that one song? A whole vibe.

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The Sex Scenes: LOL, What Sex Scenes?
Don’t even think about it, y’all. Keen is 19, and the series made it VERY clear they’re not going there. So if you were hoping for something spicy, lower your expectations. This is pure fluff and vibes.

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Final Thoughts: Cute, Chaotic, and Worth a Watch
Only Boo isn’t groundbreaking, but it’s fun, lighthearted, and full of lovable characters. The drama is a little childish, and the plot fizzles out toward the end, but overall? It’s a good time.

Rating: 9/10. Great vibes, but it could’ve been iconic with a little more drama. Would I rewatch? Nah. But would I recommend it? ABSOLUTELY.

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WHY DO THEY HATE LONGLEEFRANK????

Alright, bestie, let’s talk about Long Lee x Frank and their latest flop.

sigh First of all, let me just say this: I wanted this to work. I really did. But why, oh why, do they keep giving these two dumpster fire plots? First Love Syndrome (Frank’s cursed wig still haunts me), and now this? Directors, come to the front of the class—I need answers, and I need them now. Anyway, let’s break this down.

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CHARACTERS: CUTE, BUT MAKE IT CRINGE

Let’s start with Frank as Phum (or should I say, “male bimbo extraordinaire”). He’s giving us that rebellious “IDGAF, let me love who I wanna love” energy, and honestly? We stan. Frank plays it well—like, he doesn’t look too awkward pretending to be adorable, but some moments had me full-on secondhand embarrassed. “Sir, how old are you? This ‘uwu’ act expired two birthdays ago.”

And then there’s Patrick, played by Long Lee, aka the hottest bartender in BL history. The man is out here flipping bottles and serving smoldering stares like it’s happy hour. Plus, he’s immune to Phum’s vampire powers because, duh, he’s got a dark past to reveal. MUAHAHA. (Side note: when Long Lee’s on screen, I forget about plot holes, dialogue, everything. He’s THAT hot.)

The side characters? Meh, except Mix, who’s out here carrying the entire series on his back. He’s hilarious, and honestly, without him, this show would be dryer than my inbox after a bad meme.

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THE PLOT: WHAT EVEN IS THIS?

Okay, buckle up, because this story is… A LOT. So, vampires have rules (obviously), and the current generation can’t fall in love because… reasons? Phum, being the rebel icon he is, says, “Screw this!” and escapes to the human world using a ritual book so he can love freely. Girl. What?

The plot could’ve slayed. Imagine Patrick as a vampire hunter trying to sniff out Phum, who’s all, “Oops, I dropped my bloodlust,” while secretly hiding his identity. But noooo, instead, we get Phum vs. the Vampire Government fighting for the right to love. This is giving Twilight fanfic written at 3 a.m. in 2011, and I’m not mad—just disappointed.

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ACTION SCENES: WHERE’S THE PUNCH?

Look, we all know Long Lee’s a Muay Thai king, so when the final showdown popped off, I was ready for art. Instead, we got basic punches and kicks. The whole thing felt like a group project where only one person did the work. I mean, even Love Syndrome (yes, THAT mess) had a snooker fight scene that slayed harder than this. Honestly, they could’ve just let Long Lee choreograph the entire thing himself.

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CHEMISTRY: I’VE SEEN MORE SPARKS IN A MICROWAVE

Let’s be real: Frank and Long Lee are gorgeous humans, but their chemistry? Missing. From episode one, it felt like two coworkers forced to attend a trust fall exercise. (Spoiler: they dropped each other.) Thank the BL gods they’re getting new pairings—Long Lee with Boom, and Frank likely back with Drake. Maybe those ships will finally serve the Starbucks-level chemistry we deserve.

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OST AND FINAL VIBES

The OST? A slow love song for a vampire story? No. Miss ma’am, we needed something edgy and iconic, not a sad ballad that belongs on a “Songs To Cry To” playlist.

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FINAL RATING: A COMEDIC FLOP WITH HOT PEOPLE

In conclusion, Long Lee x Frank deserved better, but this was still… watchable? Barely? The comedy saved it, and Long Lee’s hotness carried me through, but the plot and chemistry were DOA. BL directors, please go read Wattpad for better ideas.

Final score: 7/10. Would I rewatch? Only if someone paid me in Starbucks and therapy.

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