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The return of towering hair.

So Miley Cyrus channeled her godmother, Dolly Parton, with sky-high waves at the Grammy Awards this month. I really wish Playboyy had a drag scene.

Ah, so you're the reason I've been feeling extra divine lately. Just make sure my worship comes with unlimited unhinged comments on Playboyy, okay?"

Teena as an aggressive top? Hardly. The way he stepped up his compliment game with Zouey? Pure sweetness. Your theory’s hitting the nail on the head with style.🤣

Oh, darling, with compliments like that, who needs shade? Keep ’em coming!

Teena’s all about those worshipful gazes Zouey throws his way—totally turns him on.

Let's aim high and make 20K our target! 🌈

It's just ticked past six in the evening over here. Just strutted out of the gym. Haha~ Already slipped into my sporty gear.

You are a morning bird

Gosh. lol

It's weekend noon vibes here, sitting pretty at 9 degrees Celsius. I'm strutting around in heels that dare to touch the sky (giving major First soul vibes), paired with denim that's not flared, but hey, I'm throwing a nod to Nont with a glossy leather jacket that shines brighter than my future. Given my natural hair color, attempting Nont's streaks would be a fashion felony on my part. Now, if I only had a white tee scribbled with a snarky Playboyy slogan by Loubug in sharpie, I'd be serving absolute perfection.💋

I've been over Nant's drama for ages.

At first, I was all in on the "Nant is just a figment of Nont's wild imagination" bandwagon. But later, I figured even if he did pop up in real life, he's hardly the star of this BL soap opera.

Trying to crack Nant's mystery like some sort of detective thriller is a recipe for disappointment. The plot's got more holes than Swiss cheese, which probably had a bunch of folks throwing in the towel on this series.

Prom and Nuth playing coy about what they knew didn't help. So, here we are, back to obsessing over Nuth's video.

What all this really means is Nant was never meant to be the main gig. He's what you'd call a Hitchcockian MacGuffin—basically a fancy term for a plot device that's more about the chase than the catch.

I'm betting the big reveal on his death or backstory in the finale will either be wildly far-fetched, jaw-droppingly silly, or just a big yawn.

It’s Saturday noon over here, and I’ve just rolled out of bed, now chilling at a café. Give it a few hours, and the European unhingies will finally wake up—then it’s showtime again.😎

In the real world, when Captain makes an appearance, you wouldn’t dream of leaving your man on his own—unless, of course, you’re in the mood to put his loyalty to the test.😜

Oh, the audacity! Throwing shade at Playboyy for “NC” in public, then sneaking into your DMs under the cover of night, hungry for the scoop. 🤣 Looks like we’ve got a closet full of NC fans pretending they’re not at the party.

In Season 2, Teena and First end up having a fling. Expect sparks, secrets, and a whole lot of drama. It's going to be wild!🤣🤣

Absolutely! Zouey should definitely capture us in a portrait.

Captain's Catty Crusaders: helmets with neon cat ears, laser-pointer capes, scratch-post jumpsuits, and boots with litter crunchers. They're a walking cat circus, blending heroics with a dash of catnip madness. Or should we blend in some Playboyy elements?

High brow meets low brow, creating the perfect unibrow of understanding!

He totally would, but he's tied up in the art world—literally sketching away. His Teena's like the convenience store of models: open 24/7, no breaks, all poses.

We're about to hit 1069 views in no time!🤣