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🎵 Here I am, trying to top Teena, but no,
The universe had its disco ball aimed right at me.
Snagged First's iconic heels, because if anyone knows,
How to survive in those, it’s him, you see.

But there I go, thrusting with all my might,
Only to rebound off the universe's cruel dance floor.
Landing ankle-first, into the night,
Into my own personal tragedy, what a lore.

(Chorus)
It’s a tragedy, a disco drama, under the light,
A tale of heels too high, and a fall too steep.
In the ER glow, nurses delight,
As I recount my tumble, into the comedic deep.

Zouey: ‘So there I was, aiming to impress Teena, but gravity and my height had other plans. Borrowed First’s finest hooker heels—because, let’s face it, that diva could strut through a hurricane. But alas, in my fervor, I thrusted, I stumbled, and down I went, ankle first into tragedy.’

Meanwhile, the nurses are on the edge of their seats, munching popcorn, living for the drama.

This episode, folks, is why we need ‘Hospital Gossip’ as an Olympic sport.

I had a hunch you’d whip out the expert playbook on me! 😅🤣

Oh my! Give me your top five favorite perfumes.

I was waiting for your response 😂😂😂

Honey, I’ve been strutting in high heels since I could walk. Trust me, a lady’s got to have her muscles in check—think power squats in pumps, darling. And Zouey? Bless him, but if he so much as tries a lap in stilettos, we’re talking instant ER fashion emergency.

I believe that whether you’re topping or bottoming, it’s all about the position and doesn’t necessarily relate to dominance. Being on the bottom doesn’t equate to losing or being dominated.

Just slid into your friend zone with a request. Accept, and suddenly, you’re swimming in free perfumes. Who needs shipping fees when you’ve got friends like me?

Girls go on top too

Or wearing high heels or stilts.

oh boy 👵🏻🧣🦯👃🥀

Looks like Zouey’s height isn’t exactly ‘up to table’—probably plays more ‘bump’ than billiards, if you catch my drift. Ha!

we drank but they flip fucked 🥃

Darling, consider your perfume on the house—a little lavish gift from me to you. 💋

1. Clearly, Mr. Lee’s office is just a music video set waiting for its moment. Christina Aguilera’s spirit lives on in unexpected places.

4. Dean Koontz Nod: Sneaking in that reference like a literary ninja. Who knew the Chaos Train had a library car?

5. Twin B’s Priorities: “Forget the mystery, let’s focus on our chemistry.”

6. Pool Table Antics: Zouey redefining ‘game’ in more ways than one. Note to self: Height matters in sports and seduction! 🤦🏼‍♀️


10. Twin B’s Revenge Look: Move over, Trinity. Twin B’s serving leather looks that say, “I’m not just in the matrix; I own it.” 😁

14. Gangster Logic: “Let’s kill them—oh wait, party first!” Because even hitmen need a break for some fun. Priorities, people. 🎉🔫

Chef 1: I’m bewildered that you’re bewildered that I’m bewildered by your choice of ketchup in our gourmet presentation.

Chef 2: I’m amused you’re amused I’m amused at the idea of turning a simple condiment into the star of a culinary seduction.

Food Critic: If you’re entertained that we’re entertained, then the real surprise is you don’t think ketchup can be the saucy secret to culinary romance.

Chef 1: Now I realize I didn’t think that you would think about me thinking about your adventurous food pairing ideas.

5. Twin B to Prom!

Absolutely, our oceanfront property in Arizona is thriving—just as soon as we figure out how to import the ocean. 🤣🤣🤣Playboyy’s blessings indeed!

Oh, perfect! While I’m up here dabbling in ‘Eau de Lavish,’ you’ll be our hero in the trenches, wielding the power of ‘Kiosk Musk’ to fend off the masses. Together, we’ll cover all fronts of the fragrance wars.

Ah, you've caught me! Indeed, I keep a bottle of Play Thing next to my collection of 'Eau de Chaos' and 'Spritz of Mayhem.' For those days when embracing the hot mess is the only way to go. Let's start a line called 'Scents of Reality'—for the beautifully disheveled in all of us! 😂👃💥