Patricia

I've literally just watched something for 2 hours, but I'm not really sure what it was. This is the Frankenstein of movies I swear.

We had
- A small town in the most isolated place in SK
- An apparent sale on weapons because everyone had at least a dozen
- Avatar
- Alien, complete with drool
- More Avatar
- An Ent from Lord of the Rings
- A few Frankensteins because one was too few
- A detailed account of having a bout of diarrhea in the woods
- Car chases
- Horse chases
- More car chases
- Immortal creatures
- Mortal creatures
- The most original autopsy ever, many types of saws were used
- The use of prehistorical weapons
- A random space vehicle falling out of the sky
- Plot armor as thick as can be, except it couldn't take a stop sign to the head
- A cryptic dialogue that made 0 sense and paved the way for a second movie that I won't be watching

So... yeah. Yes. Right.