AuroraLights

We've been normalizing for decades. Ellen DeGeneres, Jodie Foster, Sara Gilbert, Neil Patrick Harris, Jim Parsons, Hong Seok Cheon, Shinjiro Atae, etc, the community has been bringing its A-game to TV screens, fashion runways and musical theaters. Resistance is futile

It's impossible to be elated about the personal life of a celebrity and mind one's own business/keep a distance. It's either one or the other

I can't with celebrities. These spoiled rich brats have personal assistants to dress them, wipe their noses, clip their toenails and make their toast. They should be able to handle negative opinions from the public

The days of keeping ourselves hidden are long gone. We are going to normalize our rainbow-panty-wearing, gay ways until they are so common, you'll start seeing them in your dreams. Get used to the discomfort

They are always putting their fear of equality above basic safety precautions lol

They clicked the "block" button and banished me to the digital netherworld

I'll have to find someone else to argue with

"... groomer"

I had no idea I was in the pet grooming business. Unless you're referring to the act of grooming your mind with my witty banter, you've got the wrong person

I'm shooting for the stars (or planets). Don't forget to come visit me every once in a while. I've got cookies and spacesuits

Edit: and they blocked me

"Groomer, burner, NPC4." With these code names, I could be the lead in a spy movie franchise

"... dug your own grave"

I think of it as excavating my personal swimming pool. It's muddy right now. Once I add water and a diving board, it'll be the perfect place to take a dip and escape your torrent of negativity

"A honeymoon trip to Pluto"

The ideal destination for a romantic getaway. Who wouldn't want to spend their honeymoon on a dwarf planet with an average temperature of -380 degrees Fahrenheit? You can use your multiple accounts to book the trip, one for the flight, one for the hotel

Speaking of dimwits, have you considered applying for Mensa? They’d love to study your remarkable capacity for ignorance

The "masterstroke" you claim to have orchestrated is a display of pseudo-intellectual posturing, devoid of substance and rich in self-aggrandizing rhetoric

Your preoccupation with upvotes and the affirmation of others betrays an insecurity that prompts you to belittle others and bolster your standing. It speaks to a lack of faith in the merits of your own arguments and calls into question your self-proclaimed intellectual superiority

OP should leave the thinking to those who have more than sea sponges for brains

Homophobes suspend their disbelief for all kinds of unrealistic stories or creatures. In fiction where a ring can turn you invisible, a wand can make you fly, a bite from a radioactive spider can give you superpowers, and people can wake up looking like they've been styled by a professional hair and makeup team on a Monday morning, more gay characters are what break the illusion for you? Talk about a lack of imagination

An upvote in two minutes. The art you've mastered is the art of self-promotion. You're a master of puppet accounts

"... your acknowledgment of my unmatched wit"

The braggadocio of the self-anointed intellectual elite! Pray tell, what paltry assemblage of polychromatic hues hath so beguiled thee that thou art incapable of recognizing the true wit and erudition veritably staring thee in the visage?

Dear blue-eyed black dragon, I appreciate your (failed) attempt to join the Rainbow cult

I'm afraid you don't meet the membership criteria. Our cult is strictly for creatures with a diverse range of colors. Being only black and blue doesn't cut it

Try a rainbow-colored wig next time

You have a low bar for victory

Your "factual statement" is a pile of nonsense

There's no single survey or census that counts the number of openly gay people worldwide. The "1-5%" statistic is a lie shakier than a Jenga tower

"Gay people are replacing straight characters"

Gay people are iconic real-life secret agents, infiltrating "straight" characters' lives and taking their rightful place in the spotlight. It's a glistening rebellion!

"I bet anyone who doesn't watch black shows or listen to music by black people must be racist by your standards"

Dismissing stories that don't align with your own is something worth reflecting on. It's less of a preference and more of an intolerance/lack of empathy

Expand your horizons beyond the heteronormativity of the early 90s. The rainbow won't bite

"Homosexuals make up 3% of the world"

3% of the population is 240,000,000. We need to start casting all fictional characters as gay to reach the quota. Brace yourselves for the gayest crossover event in history!

"Why do they have to be in EVERTHING nowadays"

Openly gay people make up 3+% of the world, and they are 100% fabulous. Of course they should be in everything

"I don't have any interest in them"

Apathy towards a group of people means, "I don't care to learn about their experiences or acknowledge their existence." The erasure is a form of homophobia

I did some digging, and it's true: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/article/daniel-craig-queer-william-burroughs-movie-adaption-2022

"As if Craig's Queer turn was in question, his casting — alongside that of a few other Hollywood thesps, plus his in-movie muse — was absolutely, 100 per cent confirmed in a Variety piece on 21 April"

The suave and dashing James Bond is set to play a gay role in a new movie directed by Luca Guadagnino, the man behind the critically acclaimed "Call Me By Your Name"

Mr. Bond is shaking up the silver screen. Consider my martini stirred AND shook!

Alrighty, let's go nuclear! Ban all the things! Social media, movies, dramas, pictures, videos. We will be the ultimate anti-stalking champions, living in our serene, sterile utopia. Sounds like a blast!

Exactly! Let's ban everything that annoys us, paparazzi included. Who needs paparazzi when we've got social media? Celebrities would post their filtered, fake lives, and I would blissfully ignore them

You're not mentally ill. Don't let someone's narrow-minded label get you down