Wow! I have just finished the first 6 episodes. I'm hooked. I have to say, I love just about everything that LYX is in and SY, she is so amazing. Everything is on point, nice pacing, fight scenes are awesome and great chemistry between them both.
You know...can we just have the express package at this point. I can't take this.
Key: FAE (Fine Ass Emperor) - Emperor of Hong Xiao FABE (Fine Ass Braided Emperor) - Emperor of Great Zhao(brother of Situ Jiu Yue) EPR (Evil Princess Regina) - Princess Wan Ning Poison Ivy - Situ Jiu Yue
Episode: Rumors, Pregnancy and Brother-in-law?
JL and XZ (her brother) finally got more time together. As JL is helping him with walking, XH comes out to help only to have XZ call him "brother-in-law." XH expression was priceless, but didn't he recover fast. That little smile of his. He is too cute. JL was all flustered and embarrassed when her brother called XH his brother-in-law. Girl why? The man already has shown everyway that you are his. Oh, and wait. You kissed him which WE did not see. Do you all thinking we wanted to see some freaking candle. (You know I'm still not over that right?) I know I would be like, "when are we getting married," I'm ready. Do you hear? Ready!!!!
Here comes a shocker. Bring out the town crier so that EVERYONE in the kingdom can put it on blast. Start spreading the rumors you all. Breaking news: "EPR is pregnant!" Yes! Sister girl is having a baby you all! Say what? Yeah, that is what I said. I cannot. And we know who the daddy is...SYR. No surprise there. But hold up...we have some more shocking news. IT'S A FAKE PREGNANCY!!! Everyone, hang on. The news is coming at us to fast here.
Let me give you the 4-1-1. JL poisoned the bitch! Yes, people she got her pawn Consort Li to do the deed at her birthday party. I know you are all like, huh? Let me explain. JL poisoned herself first due to the help of Poison Ivy to see if it would really work to show symptoms of being pregnant. Hence her getting XH to take her pulse proving the fact to him that she was showing symptoms of being pregnant but wasn't. Follow me.
JL is not playing. She went there. She took out the most lethal way to get EPR. Can you imagine the wrath and how hurt EPR will be when she finds out there is no baby. Child, I would not want to be in 100 feet of her craziness. She is going to lose her natural mind. But I guess when you have to win the chess game you gotta do what you gotta do.
Poor imperial physician Zhang and his fam. They were all killed to keep the secret of her being pregnant. Really EPR? Did we have to go that far?
Now, when XH and JL were talking, and JL was "thanking him," girl, snatch him up and kiss him for goodness, sake! He is leaving to see FABE to get his army. And you know Poison Ivy will be all over him when he gets there. You know that FABE is going to say one of his conditions to use his army is to marry Poison Ivy. You watch. What did Poison Ivy tell her brother, "You can't force love." I hope he hears what she is saying and gives the army anyway without the provision. NOT!
You know I have to go there...did you see? FAE!!!! Yes, he was all that standing majestic talking to XH and showing that smile and slight dimple. I'm sorry but that is two hotties together. I can't take it. But I did miss my other fine man, YSJ today and XH's subordinates.
EPR's backstory was a sad one to say the least. You can understand more now, her bitterness and snide attitude with all she endured. To be raped, and abort the child was a lot. The crazy part is that no one seemed to care about her in the sheep pen. No food, no water, just out in the elements. She had to be mentally affected by all of that. Ok, she was, look at her now.
Our finest pawn was moved up high today on the board.... Consort Li. Girlfriend is on the board. Give it up for Consort Li today. Did she do it or what? Made EPR all nervous for once. Yes, girl you did it. Walking or should I say, floating in fan going. Two vipers getting ready to go at each other. But Consort Li was all that because she knew the deal. She was all chilled and basically told her, "Ok, you don't want the physician to check your pulse to stop the rumors, I'll just go right back to FAE, and he can deal with you." Girl bye. You know she was so happy about this turn of events. Check mate for Consort Li today!
SYR isn't he a sly fox. He countered our game by bringing a new player on the board LJ (Daddy Li's son, not the monk) to marry EPR. Huh? I mean, let's just keep the town crier on call here. The updates are endless. So, SYR counters that he knows someone is working in the background to expose them. He decides to bring LJ out to marry her. Well, did you see EPR's head spin around like Linda Blair from the Exorcist. She was freaking out by what he was telling her. But what choice does she have?
Daddy Li and LJ. Back in play. Poor LJ I knew he was going to be used again. But this is a bit much. To marry EPR. Girlfriend is just a nut case. Can you imagine how she is going to treat him because she has to marry him. But hold on, LJ is just as crazy. He is ticked because he has to marry her so guess what? Try slapping him and see what happens to your ass. He is about on the same level as her, so he is not, I repeat not, going to put up with her crap. The sad thing is that people already know the truth but hey, spin the web anyway you want because as long as FAE say it will happen it will. This is going to be a hellva marriage.
My shout outs: Cuteness overload with the young FAE and XH. Fu Bo Han (FAE) and Jin Xu Ze (XH). The exchange between those too was beyond adorable. Bright futures for both of them. Fu Bo Han has been in numerous dramas.
Loving moments: When XH was telling JL he was leaving and when he said he was the only one who could protect her. You know right there instead of the endless thanking him; someone take the initiative and kiss for goodness' sake. We are only going to get one kiss at the end...hello only 40 episodes here. I expect kisses in all of the remaining episodes.
Dedra, you are hilarious and thank you for the key to all your initials. I had no idea who FAE was until I read…
@twinty thank you. Yeah, you have to take another look at FAE. He is too cute. That smile and those dimples, whew! All these hotties. I cannot!!! Yeah, the teaser I posted, girl, they are too crazy.
Episode: I Checkmate You, No Bitch I Checkmate You!!!
First, let's give it up to YOUKU for hearing our cry for 2 episodes a day. Thank you.
You all know I use abbreviations when I summarize so, below is the key:
EPR - Evil Princess Regina (Princess Wanning) FAE - Fine Ass Emperor (Emperor Hong Xiao) FABE - Fine Ass Braided Emperor (King of Dazhao) Poison Ivy - Situ Jiu Yue
It was on today. Everybody was doing it on the chessboard. Checkmates left and right.
New players on the board Consort Li and Xue Zhao (JL's brother).
Consort Li, girl! Everybody wants your ass as a pawn. EPR and JL. But guess what? Both know what you did --you killed Consort Xiao Lian. Now, if she didn't want her business out there, she had to take the worst of two evils -- JL. Why because she had one flew over the cuckoo's nest, her sister, JSR. How did you like when JSR propped the flower all up in JYB's hair. He was wearing that flower. She put one in Consort Li's hair but when she came out, you notice it was gone.
But I digress, let's talk about EPR. I cannot stand her. Her twirling around and that melody talking voice gets on my nerves. She thinks she has it going on for real because she has XZ, and she put JL in hard spot with him. But we all know JL can get out of any situation. The good thing here was her brother XZ acted like he didn't know her. Good play on his part.
Poor Daddy Jiang. He was like, "WTH happen that you are changing your testimony. Do you know I stepped up finally being a dad and now this." JYB just can't keep up. JL is spinning him like a top with all that she does. But he knew there was more to it, so it was cool that he was chilled when she got out of prison.
How did you like SYR rolling up into prison to not only to pick up JL but to tell her about the marriage. He is too much. With him thinking he is a player. Keeping EPR at bay but pulling JL back to him saying he needs to marry her to calm the storm per se. Boy Bye. Stop being so ridiculous. First of all, only one person wants you and that is EPR. JL is done with your pussy whipped ass. She has moved on to a finer man...XH. Give up for her knight.
Then we have YSJ. What are we going to do with this love-sick puppy. He is all about JL even saying that they are engaged to stop the whole SYR marriage. But you know he is being for real about that and not even playing. When WJ came in to get her, you saw the expression on YSJ's face. He really knows where her heart is, but he will still have her back. Love me some YSJ. He is another fine one, tall too. Like a tall man, yes!!!
Wait, another marriage proposal by none other than XH to FAE. You know he wanted to be in the mix and again, people do you all get it, this is his WOMAN! Just stop trying!!!
Did you see how SYR is toying with EPR. Putting that whole branch of a flower in her hair. I thought when she turned, she would gouge his eye. He is too much. And all of this being with her is because of his sister, mother and power. Lame! I think he is going to snap at one point. I mean, he has basically changed and none for the better. I'm looking for him to die.
Two vipers - EPR and Consort Li of course EPR had to use her killing the consort in order for her to clarify the marriage for SYR and JL. CL went along with it to convince FAE. But you know FAE, knows what's up and he is going to play along. You know CL story about what she did is going to come out or FAE already knows and is using her as his pawn.
SYR knows that XH is stronger than him because she ran, do you hear me ran, to him, and took his hand after coming out of prison. That's what I'm talking about. Gurl, let SYR see who you got. Hello, you are history SYR. Do you remember you killed me and buried my ass. I cannot with him. He also trying to appear to be pitiful. He did finally man up with EPR when he told her she could kill him. Again, just run into a wall, like they all do.
JL and XH in the carriage. My man is in LOVE! People. He was holding too tight onto her hand until she told him to loosen up. Let me tell you, let me tell you, I don't care if the blood left my hand, I'm not letting go. YES, XH is all that!
Who checkmated who today? Give it up for XH, FAE and JL. Yes!!! They did the damn thing. The performance by both XH and FAE was a perfect set up to get EPR right where they want her. You know she could not send that pigeon fast enough to tell Lord Cheng the deal that she has the army. The rebellion is coming people get ready!!!
Can we give a shout out to ZK who is XH's man close to JL. He is cute too. I hope nothing happens to him. Another shout out today, mercy, did you see FAE and that smile and dimples. I cannot with him. Man is fly!
Ok, the song of the Peach Blossoms, just record it at this point because JL should be tired of playing it. But when she played the little hometown ditty, did you see SYR lose it. Yeah, he was tripping big time. well, he came Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol!
I know you all are feeling because I was like WTH was that lame ass ending today. Built up the kiss only to show me some damn candle! You know that was jacked up! Stop playing after you build up all of this foreplay to let me see some candle. That is not cool at all. Get it right! We are ready for the hot kiss.
Oh yeah, JL has poisoned EPR, ok? She is ticked too. High drama, EPR is pregnant by SYR! Wow!
It looks like LJ (Chancellor Li's son back on the board) is coming to EPR. Is he going to be her husband? We have Poison Ivy with XH. FABE is on him about Poison Ivy. Triangle of SYR, LJ, and EPR. Looks like the army is coming for XH. FAE and XH are fighting again.
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Awww, thank you so much! 😊
If that is his son, this is so messed up!
Well, that moment with ZGD was short-lived. Back to France.
Teaser Ep 33
https://wetv.vip/en/play/6e50vxglt6hfegq-The%20Tale%20of%20Rose/e41008z6bhb-Teaser%20EP33%3A%20The%20Tale%20of%20Rose
Teaser Ep 34
https://wetv.vip/en/play/6e50vxglt6hfegq-The%20Tale%20of%20Rose/d4100phc1ne-Teaser%20EP34%3A%20The%20Tale%20of%20Rose
This is definitely one that I will be watching.
Key:
FAE (Fine Ass Emperor) - Emperor of Hong Xiao
FABE (Fine Ass Braided Emperor) - Emperor of Great Zhao(brother of Situ Jiu Yue)
EPR (Evil Princess Regina) - Princess Wan Ning
Poison Ivy - Situ Jiu Yue
Episode: Rumors, Pregnancy and Brother-in-law?
JL and XZ (her brother) finally got more time together. As JL is helping him with walking, XH comes out to help only to have XZ call him "brother-in-law." XH expression was priceless, but didn't he recover fast. That little smile of his. He is too cute. JL was all flustered and embarrassed when her brother called XH his brother-in-law. Girl why? The man already has shown everyway that you are his. Oh, and wait. You kissed him which WE did not see. Do you all thinking we wanted to see some freaking candle. (You know I'm still not over that right?) I know I would be like, "when are we getting married," I'm ready. Do you hear? Ready!!!!
Here comes a shocker. Bring out the town crier so that EVERYONE in the kingdom can put it on blast. Start spreading the rumors you all. Breaking news: "EPR is pregnant!" Yes! Sister girl is having a baby you all! Say what? Yeah, that is what I said. I cannot. And we know who the daddy is...SYR. No surprise there. But hold up...we have some more shocking news. IT'S A FAKE PREGNANCY!!! Everyone, hang on. The news is coming at us to fast here.
Let me give you the 4-1-1. JL poisoned the bitch! Yes, people she got her pawn Consort Li to do the deed at her birthday party. I know you are all like, huh? Let me explain. JL poisoned herself first due to the help of Poison Ivy to see if it would really work to show symptoms of being pregnant. Hence her getting XH to take her pulse proving the fact to him that she was showing symptoms of being pregnant but wasn't. Follow me.
JL is not playing. She went there. She took out the most lethal way to get EPR. Can you imagine the wrath and how hurt EPR will be when she finds out there is no baby. Child, I would not want to be in 100 feet of her craziness. She is going to lose her natural mind. But I guess when you have to win the chess game you gotta do what you gotta do.
Poor imperial physician Zhang and his fam. They were all killed to keep the secret of her being pregnant. Really EPR? Did we have to go that far?
Now, when XH and JL were talking, and JL was "thanking him," girl, snatch him up and kiss him for goodness, sake! He is leaving to see FABE to get his army. And you know Poison Ivy will be all over him when he gets there. You know that FABE is going to say one of his conditions to use his army is to marry Poison Ivy. You watch. What did Poison Ivy tell her brother, "You can't force love." I hope he hears what she is saying and gives the army anyway without the provision. NOT!
You know I have to go there...did you see? FAE!!!! Yes, he was all that standing majestic talking to XH and showing that smile and slight dimple. I'm sorry but that is two hotties together. I can't take it. But I did miss my other fine man, YSJ today and XH's subordinates.
EPR's backstory was a sad one to say the least. You can understand more now, her bitterness and snide attitude with all she endured. To be raped, and abort the child was a lot. The crazy part is that no one seemed to care about her in the sheep pen. No food, no water, just out in the elements. She had to be mentally affected by all of that. Ok, she was, look at her now.
Our finest pawn was moved up high today on the board.... Consort Li. Girlfriend is on the board. Give it up for Consort Li today. Did she do it or what? Made EPR all nervous for once. Yes, girl you did it. Walking or should I say, floating in fan going. Two vipers getting ready to go at each other. But Consort Li was all that because she knew the deal. She was all chilled and basically told her, "Ok, you don't want the physician to check your pulse to stop the rumors, I'll just go right back to FAE, and he can deal with you." Girl bye. You know she was so happy about this turn of events. Check mate for Consort Li today!
SYR isn't he a sly fox. He countered our game by bringing a new player on the board LJ (Daddy Li's son, not the monk) to marry EPR. Huh? I mean, let's just keep the town crier on call here. The updates are endless. So, SYR counters that he knows someone is working in the background to expose them. He decides to bring LJ out to marry her. Well, did you see EPR's head spin around like Linda Blair from the Exorcist. She was freaking out by what he was telling her. But what choice does she have?
Daddy Li and LJ. Back in play. Poor LJ I knew he was going to be used again. But this is a bit much. To marry EPR. Girlfriend is just a nut case. Can you imagine how she is going to treat him because she has to marry him. But hold on, LJ is just as crazy. He is ticked because he has to marry her so guess what? Try slapping him and see what happens to your ass. He is about on the same level as her, so he is not, I repeat not, going to put up with her crap. The sad thing is that people already know the truth but hey, spin the web anyway you want because as long as FAE say it will happen it will. This is going to be a hellva marriage.
My shout outs: Cuteness overload with the young FAE and XH. Fu Bo Han (FAE) and Jin Xu Ze (XH). The exchange between those too was beyond adorable. Bright futures for both of them. Fu Bo Han has been in numerous dramas.
Loving moments: When XH was telling JL he was leaving and when he said he was the only one who could protect her. You know right there instead of the endless thanking him; someone take the initiative and kiss for goodness' sake. We are only going to get one kiss at the end...hello only 40 episodes here. I expect kisses in all of the remaining episodes.
EPR marries LJ. I told you, FABE wants XH to become the Prince Consort in Great Zhao. SYR lies to EPR telling her they will get engaged when Lord Cheng takes over. FAE tells XH that he is confined to his home for 2 days!
Teaser Ep 36
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EPR tells SYR the child is gone. War is on. XH tells JL that she will be his pawn this time.
Teaser Ep 37
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I can't feel too bad for FXW because he has another girl who have taken interest in him so that won't be too long before he is hooked up with her.
The new guy, he is definitely a keeper. But he is sick...
Teaser Ep 31
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Teaser Ep 32
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First, let's give it up to YOUKU for hearing our cry for 2 episodes a day. Thank you.
You all know I use abbreviations when I summarize so, below is the key:
EPR - Evil Princess Regina (Princess Wanning)
FAE - Fine Ass Emperor (Emperor Hong Xiao)
FABE - Fine Ass Braided Emperor (King of Dazhao)
Poison Ivy - Situ Jiu Yue
It was on today. Everybody was doing it on the chessboard. Checkmates left and right.
New players on the board Consort Li and Xue Zhao (JL's brother).
Consort Li, girl! Everybody wants your ass as a pawn. EPR and JL. But guess what? Both know what you did --you killed Consort Xiao Lian. Now, if she didn't want her business out there, she had to take the worst of two evils -- JL. Why because she had one flew over the cuckoo's nest, her sister, JSR. How did you like when JSR propped the flower all up in JYB's hair. He was wearing that flower. She put one in Consort Li's hair but when she came out, you notice it was gone.
But I digress, let's talk about EPR. I cannot stand her. Her twirling around and that melody talking voice gets on my nerves. She thinks she has it going on for real because she has XZ, and she put JL in hard spot with him. But we all know JL can get out of any situation. The good thing here was her brother XZ acted like he didn't know her. Good play on his part.
Poor Daddy Jiang. He was like, "WTH happen that you are changing your testimony. Do you know I stepped up finally being a dad and now this." JYB just can't keep up. JL is spinning him like a top with all that she does. But he knew there was more to it, so it was cool that he was chilled when she got out of prison.
How did you like SYR rolling up into prison to not only to pick up JL but to tell her about the marriage. He is too much. With him thinking he is a player. Keeping EPR at bay but pulling JL back to him saying he needs to marry her to calm the storm per se. Boy Bye. Stop being so ridiculous. First of all, only one person wants you and that is EPR. JL is done with your pussy whipped ass. She has moved on to a finer man...XH. Give up for her knight.
Then we have YSJ. What are we going to do with this love-sick puppy. He is all about JL even saying that they are engaged to stop the whole SYR marriage. But you know he is being for real about that and not even playing. When WJ came in to get her, you saw the expression on YSJ's face. He really knows where her heart is, but he will still have her back. Love me some YSJ. He is another fine one, tall too. Like a tall man, yes!!!
Wait, another marriage proposal by none other than XH to FAE. You know he wanted to be in the mix and again, people do you all get it, this is his WOMAN! Just stop trying!!!
Did you see how SYR is toying with EPR. Putting that whole branch of a flower in her hair. I thought when she turned, she would gouge his eye. He is too much. And all of this being with her is because of his sister, mother and power. Lame! I think he is going to snap at one point. I mean, he has basically changed and none for the better. I'm looking for him to die.
Two vipers - EPR and Consort Li of course EPR had to use her killing the consort in order for her to clarify the marriage for SYR and JL. CL went along with it to convince FAE. But you know FAE, knows what's up and he is going to play along. You know CL story about what she did is going to come out or FAE already knows and is using her as his pawn.
SYR knows that XH is stronger than him because she ran, do you hear me ran, to him, and took his hand after coming out of prison. That's what I'm talking about. Gurl, let SYR see who you got. Hello, you are history SYR. Do you remember you killed me and buried my ass. I cannot with him. He also trying to appear to be pitiful. He did finally man up with EPR when he told her she could kill him. Again, just run into a wall, like they all do.
JL and XH in the carriage. My man is in LOVE! People. He was holding too tight onto her hand until she told him to loosen up. Let me tell you, let me tell you, I don't care if the blood left my hand, I'm not letting go. YES, XH is all that!
Who checkmated who today? Give it up for XH, FAE and JL. Yes!!! They did the damn thing. The performance by both XH and FAE was a perfect set up to get EPR right where they want her. You know she could not send that pigeon fast enough to tell Lord Cheng the deal that she has the army. The rebellion is coming people get ready!!!
Can we give a shout out to ZK who is XH's man close to JL. He is cute too. I hope nothing happens to him. Another shout out today, mercy, did you see FAE and that smile and dimples. I cannot with him. Man is fly!
Ok, the song of the Peach Blossoms, just record it at this point because JL should be tired of playing it. But when she played the little hometown ditty, did you see SYR lose it. Yeah, he was tripping big time. well, he came Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol!
I know you all are feeling because I was like WTH was that lame ass ending today. Built up the kiss only to show me some damn candle! You know that was jacked up! Stop playing after you build up all of this foreplay to let me see some candle. That is not cool at all. Get it right! We are ready for the hot kiss.
Oh yeah, JL has poisoned EPR, ok? She is ticked too. High drama, EPR is pregnant by SYR! Wow!
Teaser Ep 35
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It looks like LJ (Chancellor Li's son back on the board) is coming to EPR. Is he going to be her husband? We have Poison Ivy with XH. FABE is on him about Poison Ivy. Triangle of SYR, LJ, and EPR. Looks like the army is coming for XH. FAE and XH are fighting again.
Teaser Ep 36
https://www.youku.tv/v/v_show/id_XNjM5OTMwMTMzNg==.html?s=dfed3b3e2eed4185a166&spm=a2hje.13141534.${moduleIndex}_1.d_zj1_1&scm=20140719.apircmd.242627.video_XNjM5OTMwMTMzNg==