Nerezza

Not Yunfei being the first one to actually secure the girl 😌 this man was supposed to be the “fool” of the trio, and now he’s the only one with a wife. Meanwhile, his so-called love gurus are still stuck in romantic limbo 😭
Rumu and Fugui out here giving relationship advice they couldn’t even use themselves 🤣🤣

LMFAO accurate, Rumu’s patience deserves an award. Yunfei out here testing Rumu’s last three brain cells every episode, he’s like a toddler on a sugar rush 😭 Meanwhile, Fugui’s just there being the only sane one in the room, questioning every life choice that led him to babysit these two 🤣🤣

One has a crush, one’s heartbroken, and one’s lover has disappeared and yet here they are, sitting together giving each other love advice 😭 The confidence is wild for three men simultaneously failing in love 💀
Basically three love amateurs holding a meeting on expertise they absolutely don’t have 🤣🤣🤣

She didn’t just use up her luck in this one, she borrowed some from her next life too😆

Fr 😭 I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it feels like writers know C-viewers (not all) love this delulu dynamic. Obsessed males simping for their jiejies or masters seem to be everywhere lately 💀 Take Love and Bid Farewell (情刺) for example, that ML was so painfully obsessed to the point of no return, yet the show somehow got popular 😭 Just my two cents tho.

Lol, it looks like Yunfei hasn’t bathed in days, there are literally flies flying around him HAHAHAHA. He’s out here cultivating smell instead of spiritual energy, and honestly, it’s working a little too well. He’s clearly reached a new cultivation level, the Stench Master Realm. 🤣

Bro didn’t master swordplay, he mastered stenchplay, cultivating the power of pure mustiness. 🤣🤣

(Lol, sorry, but he’s just so unintentionally funny😭 I can’t—HAHAHAHAHA)

He exists, his name’s supposed to be Wangquan Wumu, not Quan Rumu. Qingcheng’s the one who wasn’t in the anime.

SWORD AND BELOVED OFFLINE EVENT TODAY

Cheng Yi really said, "Never again, my Queen Card era ends TODAY" 😭 He’s actually improved?? He looks so cute dancing omg 😭 Fans weren’t lying when they joked he’s been practicing all night, or maybe plotting his "revenge" for 2 years straight ever since that iconic Queen Card dance 😆
https://v.douyin.com/LK1IXo2jsOU/

Huasen: "Dancing is harder than advanced mathematics😭" https://v.douyin.com/yvqCRxH74m4/

Lol, they're really going all out
https://v.douyin.com/BOvMH3B1K2E/

Purely academic curiosity, of course 😌 I fully support this research, in the name of science and science only. We can’t just leave theories untested 👀

Science demands evidence, repeated, detailed evidence. For scientific integrity, I think we need multiple tests… you know, to confirm results 😄

I swear these so called elders exist purely to raise my blood pressure . Like, what exactly are their roles again? What do they even contribute to the Yiqi Alliance besides being useless pieces of crap who can’t keep their mouths shut?
Not only are they weak, they’re also a bunch of hypocritical, ungrateful pieces of shit. Omg, my blood pressure spikes every time they speak. They keep biting the very hand that’s been protecting them; it’s embarrassing at this point. 😵

Black Fox doesn’t even have to scheme anymore, she’s probably somewhere laughing her ass off watching them self-destruct because their stupidity is doing half her work.

Imagine having the IQ of a spoiled cabbage and still talking that loud 💀

What’s even more heartbreaking is that Hongye forgets he’s his son before a soldier 😭 And I hate how they talk about him like he’s some nameless tool, like he doesn’t even have a name. Fugui. Say it. Fugui. The least they could do is remember that.

He’s out there protecting people who never even tried to protect him. People who turned on him the moment they heard a prophecy. He bleeds for them, and they repay him with judgment. People love heroes only when they need saving; the second there’s fear or blame, they turn on them. Fugui deserves better than being treated like an emotionless weapon that walks and breathes. It’s exhausting watching someone so loyal be surrounded by people so heartless. 😣

"Don’t disappoint him again." Bro, that line alone makes my blood pressure rise. Fugui’s entire existence revolves around not letting his dad down, but who’s gonna talk about how Hongye keeps failing him? Has anyone asked if Hongye’s ever been a father worth not disappointing?

Was Hongye ever worthy of him? Like, sir, you’ve been disappointing your son since day one. That old man keeps saying Hongye’s been bottling up his emotions, okay, and? Fugui’s been doing that since childhood because of him. Seriously, who’s the child here? Who’s the parent? They all care about Hongye’s feelings, but what about Fugui’s? And then he says, "I know why I was brought into this world" with that soft smile... bitch, I had to pause. That hurts.😣

Hongye’s parenting manual is literally just a blank page 💀

Father of the year award goes to… definitely not him 💀

Lol, every time Feng Tingyun drops the "I will tell Master" line, my brain instantly goes "My father will hear about this." Like, ok Draco, calm down.. 💀

And don’t even get me started on Hongye, all soft with his nephew and disciple, while Fugui’s just collecting trauma like Pokémon cards.

She really said, “I sensed someone hot in the north.”
And then walked for a thousand years and fell in love on sight.

Jiusi (literally frozen in a glacier):
🧊 Sits there serving face, unaware he’s about to be wife’d.

Ruyue: “The first time I saw him, I knew I liked him.”

Me: My girlll he wasn’t even thawed yet 😭

Not even defrosted yet and he already pulled. 😂

#Face card NEVER declines.
Even in subzero temperatures 💅❄️

I understand her too, I was just joking. The episode is sad enough, time to joke around 🤧

Love is blind, but Jiusi’s love is blind, deaf, dumb, and willingly walking into a trap with flowers in hand. 😂

I keep imagining if it went like this:

Ruyue: “I hate you so much I created a fake village and fake people just to kill you and break your heart.”

Jiusi: “Omg… she made a whole village just for me 🥹❤️ what do you want for dinner? I’ll cook.”

Me:....Sir please. She’s trying to kill you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

No wonder they see the world so differently. Bai Jiusi opened his eyes for the first time and saw Hua Ruyue—she became his whole world before he even knew what the world was. But Ruyue had already walked through lifetimes, seen the struggles of countless people before she met him. Ruyue holds the world in her heart; Jiusi holds only her in his. She protects all living beings, and he protects her, because to him, she is the world.

She breaks the rules, takes the punishment, and does it all over again if it means giving someone a chance. Jiusi sees fate as fixed, unchangeable. Not out of malice, but because to him, mortals come and go like seasons, brief, and never meant to last. He doesn't interfere, because he believes it's not their place to change what heaven has already decided.

She lives for everyone else. He would die for her. But love, no matter how deep, doesn’t always mean understanding. And sometimes, that’s the saddest part. If only they could see eye to eye. But nahh, let’s fake a marriage and throw hands instead. 😂

I see. The page I followed said it would also air on Netflix, and it even says so here. So I thought it really would 🥹

Didn't they say this would air simultaneously on Netflix and IQIYI? I can't find it 😭😭

Eyy? A grey character, you say? I'll definitely stick around to see that. I do love it when his character is bad. I just don’t want him to be the love-stricken, sad guy who'd do anything for the FL, and the FL doesn't even know. Like Xiang Lu in LYF. My heart just can't take it HAHAHA