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Don't forget the little spritz of Gold Seduktion Parfum on the page. I saw that in the Grease movie as a kid and now I must follow this bizarre action when I'm handling paper lol

you see, now I have to do this for a scene in every episode and if I dont get thunderstorms and curry in ep 7, I'm going to be very upset LOL xD

CUT TO: the faery disguised as a vampire side character who infiltrates all fiction he finds, making a veggie red Thai curry for the first time in thousand years because Thailand is the new place to beam to, and thought, 'oh what the hell, nothing ventured, nothing gained'

He cautiously takes a bite.

'Mmm,' he ponders, 'Could be improved, but not bad. The red and green goes beautifully with the black marble decor of this BL House of Smut,"

Then, a mischievous grin stretches over his lips.

"I wonder if I can convince Tong to feed it to Mark, with extra baby girl pout and wine glasses of tomato juice? Let's switch on the thunderstorms so they can get soaking wet and romantic for extra cringe, to give the hate watchers an aneurysm for my sheer amusement'

The little faery evilly, but cutely, cackles to himself.

I'm going with, 'But this isn't Blade, it's Pride and Pout'
'I'm here for Gold Seduktion Parfum,'
and
'There's a fabric softener sponsor in here somewhere, it's not low budget, it's a secret'
LOL

You had me at Queer Jane Austen. xD
I always imagined Austen being more for GL because she's very female focused but the 1700s was so gloriously OTT, all vampire stories work well LOL The era fits them perfectly

I awwed hard at Little Sant scared in the dentist chair and having Jay come in an ease his fears. Inner child healing, I see you <3

A while back, in a hippy dippy moment, i released some accounts I had blocked from The Heart Killer page, back into the wild. Now several of those accounts are here annoying me again LOL Serves me right I guess haha MDL should have a notes section for blocked users to remind me why I blocked them in the first place lol

The last time I was in a comment section like this was The Heart Killers. It got the same treatment. Some shows just become a Love to Hate thing.

The whole thought of it makes my skin crawl of my bones

From the non-con to the sensory overload of honey foreplay, my whole body shut down after that trailer. ugh. Not for me at all so ofc it's going to be really popular lol
I usually allow people to speak freely but in this case, it hits an emotional nerve, something I needed as a kid and I'm only getting now, that my resolve to find the criticism funny is wearing thin quicker than usual

I'm going to have to stop reading these comments.
It's 4.30am, and I'm reading these comments and I'm reminded of high school. Everyone's going nuts for top form, and I cried after watching the trailer. The honey scene feels like a nightmare to me.
And over here where it's goofy and nerdy and I'm excited about, is just being shit on continuously.

Never trust your brain at night. It's very mean to you. X

Awww I thought we could have had a little 'you signed up for ' chain going lol

Oooo let's see how funny you all are 😂 I LL go next.
We signed up for a GMMtv bl and got a GMMTv bl 🤗

It's the characterization of real people and something I've had to deal with in my own life. I'm short, petite and baby faced, and often taken for 10 years younger than I am and forever listed as the 'lovely wee thing' that people never believe me when they get to know me LOL Nothing like being called insecure when you act yourself LOL

Personally, I dont feel like Gawin has sternly masculine features. I find him a blend so the pouty bratty face still looks cute to me LOL

AHH Thursday morning and the wild west kicks off in the comments ☕ I'm used to having what I love hated that it's now just funny to me.
Morning khab 🌅 peace✌️

My conclusion is that GLs are just simply a few years behind BLs, and they havent started to colour outside of the lines yet, esp with female characters. I feel like it's the same story over and over still.

I'm Bi and I would agree with you here. GLs arent as big a market to begin with and the ones I've tried, I just wasn't interested in. I would like to give GLs more of a stage in my entertain but, I dont like every BL so I'm just assuming that I havent found the right ones yet LOL

For when you want to be hunted romantically.
bwahahahaha xD
Dont forget the dramatic piano background music and random quick sensual shots of europhia, laughing and probably rolling around in a bed, couch, kitchen, where ever of Tong and Mark in their day to day life.

I would be asking for a sample at the perfume counter LOL

I can see the perfume ad now, Tong walking alone in a moonlit alley with all the vampires crawling out of the dark, looking tortured and controlled. Then Mark appearing to swing Tong around in long slow motion sniff of his throat, that drives him wild.
Tong turning around with that perfume model look, to tell us to 'Be Eiristibley,' Goold Seduktion Parfum

LOL

I kept saying aloud, 'ahh Tong's pheromones strike again' throughout the episode but, I like pheromone napalm better. I'll use that from now on LOL