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Boring asf

This show is boring asf. Even though I love Chinese as a language I just couldn’t with this drama. For the past two months have only managed to watch only four episodes. I was even shocked all this time I was only on episode four haha.

I didn’t like any character. The female character says silly things like: “ I’m high school I wish there was some girl who asked me gently if I wanna go to the bathroom together” wtf
The male lead has no backbone like literally he keeps falling all over himself. I guess the fl is supposed to be savior. Apparently she is some special force whatever, I’ve nth against girl power or whatever but if someone is gonna be a bodyguard, the best soldier whatever she should at least look like it.

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Hot bodies couldn’t make me stay

I have figured out how to enjoy most bls: turn my brain off and have zero expectations for the plot. Sometimes it work, but it didn’t with this series.

I had read some reviews before watching so I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. I didn’t mind the absence of the explicit love confessions, kisses and what not. After watching the trailer I thought this might be my best Chinese bl ever. I dropped it after ep 5.

A man (one of main leads) with a supposedly bodyguard agency has time to follow another man(his would be love interest) 24/7. He is doing it coz his sister asked him to. You see , the sister is so entitled and can’t take no for answer. If she can’t convince you to be with her based on her own merit, she will ask her brother to follow you around till you go mad crazy and just give in. I guess some people found his actions cute. But I did find them creepy and fkng annoying. Especially since the man had said explicitly and shown with his actions that he wants nth to do with the sister. I want my men to be together eventually but I care about how they come to be together.

I also kind felt like the music was all over place. I mean let me find the scene enjoyable or emotional whatever for myself don’t put songs all over to manipulate me.

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It's painful

What the hell is this?
I know I will sound like a hypocrite but I hate it when people blatantly try to profif off gay concept. They decided to just get two cute guys, not even bother to come up with a fish out of water story, just put them in a situation that will turn them gay.不好看。没意思。太垃圾了。我很生气。还好没有浪费我的时间。　
What the hell is this?
I know I will sound like a hypocrite but I hate it when people blatantly try to profif off gay concept. They decided to just get two cute guys, not even bother to come up with a fish out of water story, just put them in a situation that will turn them gay.不好看。没意思。太垃圾了。我很生气。还好没有浪费我的时间。　
What the hell is this?
I know I will sound like a hypocrite but I hate it when people blatantly try to profif off gay concept. They decided to just get two cute guys, not even bother to come up with a fish out of water story, just put them in a situation that will turn them gay.不好看。没意思。太垃圾了。我很生气。还好没有浪费我的时间。　

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It’s a no for me

Don’t waste your time with this one
It’s terrible through and through
The acting is prolly the worst for Taiwanese bl
I get it the bar in already on the ground when it comes to bl but come on 😂
This was just painful to watch
4 episodes was the most I could do

This story is terrible
It’s not love
It’s a crime to even call it bl
If I had a friend like Atuo, id definitely end that friendship

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I was shocked by the sa in the theatre bathroom, and the way Atuo had the audacity to excuse himself from any accountability claiming that’s what close friends do 🙄
I don’t think forcingly kissing and jerking your friend off is something that close friends do
You having a one sided crush on your friend who prolly thinks he’s straight doesn’t excuse your behavior

Jianxi seemed very uncomfortable during most of those scenes, as if he was just putting up with Atuo in order not to lose their friend ship
I dropped at ep 4, didn’t even finish that episode
The acting is terrible,
Don’t know who told the director tgat throwing kiss scenes every too seconds would save this show.
I get some people are horny and would eat up any bl, but it’s a no for me 👎

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It’s painful

Watching this was painful. I couldn’t even finish the first episode. I never really want to be harsh in my review because I have to remind myself that someone actually spent time producing and filming this. Anyhow, let’s just say this one is not for me. When it comes to bl I don’t really have any high expectations for the story but I usually hope they at least try,

Things I disliked:
I don’t like it when privileged people complain about things that are pretty much privileges but make them out to be burdens. Like”who I suppose to be the main lead” crying and complaining over the fact he has to work for his family company as opposed to him being an intern in someone’s else company. I mean, controlling rich grandparents who have a job for me, sign me up.
What the heck is that company? Why is everyone dressed funny? Who wears a tiara 👑 to work place?
The script is so ludicrous. Apparently the grandpa is so evil and stupid that he thinks firing lgbtq people from his company would make his company pure or sth and fit for his grandson to work there. 🤦🏽‍♀️
Also some of the gay people I’ve seen act pretty much like gay stereotypes.

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What was that? ?

超级难看别浪费自己的时间
I was recommended this because I liked Mr Queen. It’s nothing close to that “masterpiece”.
Maybe it’s not for me.
But the first few minutes of the first episode were quite painful to watch.
The way they introduced the so called match makers. They made them seem cool but I just couldn’t see that for myself.
Didn’t like anyone
Didn’t like the female lead
I felt like everyone’s acting didn’t come off natural.
I’ve never acted in my life so this is no direct criticism on the actors themselves. I’m sure they tried their best. Anyhow , I’ll pass on this one.
I couldn’t get past the first episode. But some have rated it 10 so don’t take my word for it. See for yourself .

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Maybe just not my kind of series

Wait a minute, you telling me heavy make up can cover that kind of acne? I guess I should work on my make up skills.

I personally believe that it’s ridiculous to treat people badly based on their looks seeing that we never get to choose our looks. If you are good looking it’s not an achievement since you didn’t earn your looks they are just a gift of Mother Nature. So I really did sympathize with the female lead for having to take all that crap from bad people just because of her looks. I just didn’t like how it seemed like her problems will be superficially solved by make up. I never got past the first episode so I can’t really say much about the entire drama.

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logic out of the window

Bromance well abou to find out.
I prefer watching Chinese bromance because at least I kow the story wont be centered on some boring romance.
Im only on ep4 and I already have so many complaints, where do I even start.


Bromance well abou to find out.
I prefer watching Chinese bromance because at least I kow the story wont be centered on some boring romance.
Im only on ep4 and I already have so many complaints, where do I even start.

Bromance well abou to find out.
I prefer watching Chinese bromance because at least I kow the story wont be centered on some boring romance.
Im only on ep4 and I already have so many complaints, where do I even start.
Bromance well abou to find out.
I prefer watching Chinese bromance because at least I kow the story wont be centered on some boring romance.
Im only on ep4 and I already have so many complaints, where do I even start.
Bromance well abou to find out.
I prefer watching Chinese bromance because at least I kow the story wont be centered on some boring romance.
Im only on ep4 and I already have so many complaints, where do I even start.







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