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Hello fellow faery 🤗 the sports bra for little brothers 😂 those boys were only allowed to protrude and nothing more lol

It's not common in my part of the woods either. A cold compress yes, but never a full sponge bath at the slightest sniffle lol

that's when everyone's heads tilt down and their eyes taking in Mark's very own tomatoes. Those elite closet gays would be frothing at the mouth LOL

damn, the time it took me to write up another few sentences, you had posted another 3 times. I have been bested lol

The good ladies and gentlemen in attendance collectively gasped, their monocles fogging up, their fans waving up another tomato mist storm.
Mark, oblivious to the chaos, adjusts his breeches and simply asks, “Do they grow tomatoes here?”

hahahaha

Honestly same, I’d binge the heck out of that miniseries. 'Persuasion & the Lycra Redemption' would have it's own award for Best Thigh Performance and Emotional Grip. I like to think Austen would give an approving nod over her tea, whilst jotting down 'poetic cling' for her next novel.
Chap. 1 - Lycra and Ballroom Gasps
Chap. 2 - If the Thighs may speak
LOL

I half expected the next episode to be - Persuasion and Mark's Speedo Reign LOL

I seen that snippet of Jimmy on t.v and thought, hey, wait, isn't Jimmy meant to be in this? And sure enough he is lol This show is very slow, and with the week delay and I feel surprised at the realization that it's only ep.3 LOL It's cute though. It's fine to watch one episode a week.

We may have noticed and choked on our hot beverage of choice laughing, yes LOL

Listen. English degree off my boy, Oddsare! XP
Tong has his literary metaphors and scholarly chaos. My baby Kuea was serving soft boy, engineer chic and making it a whole damn vibe with his club band mic LOL He don't need Austen! LOL xD The emotional damage was served in the first 5 minutes LOL
He and his hubby are also preparing to smack me around with Zee's eyebrows in May and I'm ready and willing.
Tomato juice thesis, soft boy engineer, fairytale royal bodyguards, gangster and a cop, the BL universe is big enough for all this queer chaos and I'm here for it lol

I'm looking forward to this one so much, that for the first time, I dont even want to watch the trailer LOL No Spoilers. I'm jumping in blind and going to enjoy the heck out of whatever they throw at me LOL

Hey hey, you leave my Kuea Keerati alone lol
Do we even know what Tong is studying? Other than Western Literature? And speaks English. To be fair it's the first time I've seen this subject in a Thai bl. It seems more international studies of some description and that's very refreshing.

Let me break the mood - I woke up this morning thinking of Joss in blue Speedos and wonder how squished his balls were. Intrusive thoughts - 1 Me - wtf?

I said last week I was going have to write something silly after every episode 😂 last night when I seen mark in bed, my thoughts were, he's not really sick, he's gone into toxic shock after dumping all his tomato juice 😂 I can't write smut to save my life so I'll leave that to you lol

In the midst of a thunderstorm, Mark gathered up his courage, and a bin bag, and approached his fridge.
He had always thought of himself as the vampire world's leading tomato juice connoisseur. Before him was a shrine to this lumpy red nectar - which has the audacity to call it's self a fruit - meticulously stocked and labeled for freshness.
But Thara had ordered that Mark should keep his distance from Tong.
“And no more tomato juice,” Thara added sternly. “Symbolism matters.”

According to vampire tradition, the juice symbolized vulnerability, a glaring contradiction for someone meant to guard his heart, and was thus deemed deadly.

Reluctantly, Mark began his task, Operation Tomato Juice Purge.
The first bottle went smoothly, tossed ceremoniously into the trash. The second bottle was harder. By the third, Mark hesitated, holding it close as if saying goodbye to an old friend.

The Golden Faery peeked into the kitchen at the tragic scene and remarked, "Mark, are you okay? You’ve been whispering to the juice for an hour.”

"This juice and I have a bond,” Mark replied quietly.

The Golden Faery shook their head and silently imagined the scene on an episode of Vampire Hoarders.
'I should sign him up for that, they thought, 'and pocket the sign up cash'
And then they floated off, wondering what to order for take out.

Mark continued as though he was tearing pieces of his soul out and throwing it away, each carton a fingernail, a tooth, a hair, but as the thunderstorm raged outside, things started to take a strange turn. The steady rhythm of rain was interrupted by bursts of lightning, and each time Mark threw out another bottle, the storm seemed to grow louder.

Halfway through, his resolve faltered. He paused, cradling one of the cartons.
“You were always there for me during blood shortages,” he whispered. “You’re a hero. A true hero.”

As the storm outside intensified, lightning struck a nearby tree, sending a surge of energy through the house. Just as Mark flung the last carton into the bin, the fridge rattled ominously and his kitchen lights flickered. Suddenly, a red mist began to rise from the trash bag Mark was holding.

“That’s ... probably not normal,” he said, dropping the bag and slowly inching backward.

The red mist began to glow ominously.

"HOW COULD YOU? " a voice cried out from the crimson swirls, "TRAITOR!"

Mark stood in confusion as he was enveloped in a cloud of supernatural tomato vapor.
“Oh no!" Mark gasped, "It's the Spirit of the Juice!"
And then he sneezed. Then again. And again.
Within moments, the mighty vampire was rendered a sniffling, blanket-wrapped mess on his couch.

The Golden Faery had a meal deal from Domino's and didn't care.

By the next morning, Mark was bundled under blankets in bed, shivering and pale.

The Golden Faery walked in yawning, and found him lying under a mountain of tissues.

"I thought Vampires don't get sick?" they asked, stretching

"We don't" Mark sniffled, "The supernatural Spirit of the Juice and the storm energy combined. I've been infected with "Juice Shock Syndrome."

The Golden Faery blinked, expressionless.

"You just made that up? Didn't you?"

Mark sneezed in response. “It’s a thing now. I’ve decided.”

The Golden Faery turned to leave.

“You’re banned from symbolism. Permanently.”

~END SCENE~

So from under my dark gloomy cloud yesterday, I seen that Oddsare had left some madness in the comments for those awake enough to enjoy them.

I found this deleted scene in my head but didnt have the sparkle to tell you all about it. Today I do, and I can share with you all, a special deleted scene that the director had left on the floor. Personally think they should of kept it but oh well LOL

CUE DELETED SCENE - FaeryVision

They don't have feelings so I don't think it's like that. Probably just more than she has plans for him and will be pissed when Mark decides for himself lol

She's giving me more crazy mother vibes. In every episode, You are the next leader of this family 😂 I think she ll turn on Tong quick when Mark starts disobeying her for Tong

I started out not trusting Tonkla, now I just feel sorry for him. The protection in general is a bit shit in this show. They just protect when they feel like it 🙃

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