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It all makes sense now. Soohyun is ashamed of his micropenis! He thought everyone had forgotten about that. His previous scandal didn't get anywhere near as much attention to his embarrassing condition as this one will.

Uh, I don't know why it doesn't work for you. Weird. I just type it out and presto 🪄

Attorneys for Kim Soo Hyun told the press that they pushed for a civil lawsuit against Garo Sero and Kim Sae Ron's family today, and not a criminal trial because, they say, "The potential jury pool can be split into two camps: Those who believe our client is guilty of grooming and statutory rape, and those who are really, really stupid!"

In other news, Prada executives today have launched a search for their next global ambassador. Reportedly their #1 criteria for selecting this representative is "someone who does not groom and rape children!"

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(That was obviously a joke, duh!)

It was revealed today that Kim Soo Hyun's lawyers asked the judge to skip the forensics examination of the photo evidence and proceed directly to trial. When asked why they did this the lawyers replied, "We want to get Soo Hyun exonerated as speedily as possible so he can get back to doing what he does best—grooming children!"

My understanding is that KSH was originally invited to participate on the show, but affter the scandal broke they politely asked him not to attend their most recent shooting, but he showed up anyway and the staff was too timid to stop him.

Here's another topical X post linking an article which reports some very unfavorable and unsavory statistics regarding South Korean men and also notes the SK justice system has been quite lenient in prosecuting them:

x.com/translatingsk/status/1902576440555774159#m

I get a different result using Google translate(which I know can sometimes be inaccurate & misleading.)

My interpretation of the translated text:
Overseas, most people support KSR on all platforms including X, but in SK most people support KSH on all platforms _except_ on X, where they support KSR. IOW, sentiments in SK are changing only on X, but not on any other platforms.

Here is the actual translated text:
"It was uploaded on Instagram, and looking at the comments, overseas and Twitter are all criticizing Kim Soo Hyun for meeting a minor, but in Korea, except on Twitter, people are focusing on the bereaved family and Kim S.R. and criticizing them."

Here is the Hangul:
인스타에 올라왔는데 댓글 반응봐 해외랑 트위터는 다 미성년자 만난 김수현을 욕하는데 한국은 트위터말고 다른 곳에서는 유가족이랑 김ㅅㄹ에게 초점을 맞추고 비난함

I'd like to think more than a million (or even 10 million) do!

That post reads (via translation), 'Kim Soo Huyn‘s biggest fan club representing more than 1 million Chinese fans released a joint statement to demonstrate their support' (sic)

Sigh 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Don't be too quick to believe everything you read online!

Many people harassed Kim Sae Ron after her DUI accident and again after she posted (then deleted) a photo of her with KSH during the airing of Queen of Tears. One of those people was notorious reporter Lee Jin Ho. He really hounded her and he profited from it. He claimed (falsely) that KSH & KSR never dated. He also claimed (falsely) that she lied about working part-time jobs (she did). He was a major factor in her loss of credibility.

A few days ago he finally apologized. But today he released another attack in the form of surveillance audio of her and her supposed husband earlier this year. This audio has been identified by C-netizens to have been heavily edited (many cuts & elisions) and was likely given to Lee Jin Ho by KSH's studio, GoldMedalist. It is further suspected that KSH/GM hired someone to spy on her after their breakup which is how they acquired that audio.

Article on Lee Jin Ho audio release:
koreaboo.com/news/bombshell-voice-recordings-kim-sae-ron-released-alleged-husband/

Post regarding edited surveillance audio:
x.com/translatingsk/status/1902345625838219549

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That also sounds a lot like grooming! It's undisputed that they already knew each other for years. This article contains a photo of their first meeting,

koreaboo.com/news/photo-kim-sae-ron-kim-soo-hyun-alleged-first-meeting-sparks-disgust/

Many people harassed Kim Sae Ron after her DUI accident and again after she posted (then deleted) a photo of her with KSH during the airing of Queen of Tears. One of those people was notorious reporter Lee Jin Ho. He really hounded her and he profited from it. He claimed (falsely) that KSH & KSR never dated. He also claimed (falsely) that she lied about working part-time jobs (she did). He was a major factor in her loss of credibility.

A few days ago he finally apologized. But today he released another attack in the form of surveillance audio of her and her supposed husband earlier this year. This audio has been identified by C-netizens to have been heavily edited (many cuts & elisions) and was likely given to him by KSH's studio, GoldMedalist. It is further suspected that KSH/GM hired someone to spy on her after their breakup which is how they acquired that audio.

Article on Lee Jin Ho audio release:
koreaboo.com/news/bombshell-voice-recordings-kim-sae-ron-released-alleged-husband/

Post regarding edited surveillance audio:
x.com/translatingsk/status/1902345625838219549

GM has three teams of high-paid consultants all working around the clock to save his ass. And slandering KSR to divert attention away from his own perfidy is the best they could come up with.

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Great! I read somewhere (regarding a brand deal which was lost by KSR after her DUI accident) that the standard penalty rate is 3X the amount of the contract. So his debts are adding up!