Rook

damn, this is longer than the original, oh well 🤣

Since I missed my opportunity to entertain myself during My Golden Blood with The Adventures of a boy named Tonkla, out of sheer laziness, I have decided to make up for it here. I made a casual joke about werewolves, and they served me 'choking on hot dogs and moonshine drunkenness' and I just can't resist.

So let me rephrase my previous comment into my new take on this show.

*Ahem*

My Stubborn Hunger - The trials and tribulations of a Wolfman, from finding trousers that can house his voluptuous booty cheeks, work as designer for a company and that's all you ever know, and being bound together with a delicious looking Wood Sprite that may break the curse once and for all, if only he can stop trying to eat him every 5 minutes.

Jun started the week like a mischievous little sprite, twinkling with confidence as he teased Sorn at his own game. I could see his little nymphette glow in his eyes. Unfortunately for him, he forgot that the man he’s toying with is cursed with lycanthropy, and every bold move he makes only inches Sorn closer to losing control. The moment Jun softly placed his hands on Sorn's chest and fairy walked his fingers onto his shoulder, the beast was awake and our little sprite was mere seconds away from being eaten alive right there on the staff lunch table, spread eagled I'm sure.

His confidence is growing and he revels in his new found power over his beast man, oblivious to the critical levels of peril he is placing himself in but rubbing his victory in the man's tormented soul and accompanying blue balls, nonetheless, with impish glee. It's cooking up a nice little supernatural disaster, dont you think?

Meanwhile, between the Wolfman frenzy in the conveniently empty toilets, I'll get back to that, we also have a Wicked Witch to deal with. Phut is her villain story, she's going to be drinking the poison potion soon that will dry up and wither her heart, and make her skin a lovely shade of green, much like Sorn's balls if he doesn't pounce on Jun upon every half of the hour. How supernatural wraith security didn't descend screaming the wails of the damned and throw her out of a window, was very disappointing.
Phut is like a happy frisky little hobbit when he's high on Jun's pheromones and immediately transforms into Smeagol when she appears in a black smoke and a BOO! from the audience. HISS. She's got flying monkeys now and everything. Give that woman her broom, she's ready to ride in a ball of fire, and her target is our sweet little pheromonal Jun, because of course it is.

Jealously is a terrible look but I think our sparkly little sprite is going to have a doll made of him very soon.

Now, Jun. Sweet, naive little Jun. His roller coaster ride of an episode started with playful seduction, and then crashed into the conveniently empty staff toilets, to choke on Wolfman's very own hot dog. Now, I'm a blasphemous semi vegetarian faery, so I kind of choked with him a little for literal and metaphorical reasons. No secret that Wolfman Sorn is a kinky diabolical hound and nearly came again at the sight of his sweet little wood sprite, swallowing a mouthful of his litter.

He ran to the rescue of his mate when he was being savaged by the witch, told the gnome to grow a pair, caught some curry and brought it back to his den. Very domestic.

When Jun confessed over his rice and shrimp, I could feel his little dead heart beat for the first time in his cursed existence. A casual moment for Jun, a breathless pause in the battle against the evil forces for Sorn. Jun has no idea that the closer he gets to Sorn, Sorn's suffering deepens, and just when things seemed to be heading toward freedom, Jun’s magic pheromones betrayed him again and Sorn’s younger brother casually gets him in drunk on the family's dark magic home made brew.

Because of course, this show hates Jun. It hates us. Right at the moment of consequence, right as something monumental was about to happen - cut to black, like the Abyss of Eternal Mockery. The episode ends. Whoever planned that cliffhanger deserves to step on a Lego. That needs to be said twice. Please step on several, barefooted as you are running for the toilet *shakes angry faery fist*

Thankfully, the preview twinkled with the possibility of another drunken confession. One can only assume that Wolfman Sorn will howl and bay for wood sprite flesh within the following 10 seconds. The moon will be high, the magic will be potent, and the odds of Jun actually remembering his words are about the same as a cute little goldfish. But if it means Sorn suffers even more, his hopes rising, his control slipping, I’ll take it.

Destiny or disaster, this tragic, ridiculous, pheromone-fueled romance will have me grinning a mischievously faery grin, and sipping my tea, whispering, 'Sorn deserves this'

Thank you for your service 😂 *evil cackle*

Thankfully, I enjoy cooking, so naturally don't trust anyone else with my food but now every time I see a male chef, I will be battling a lot of intrusive thoughts 😂

It's my favourite curse personally. And no question, they should be barefooted when they step on several. Fingers crossed 😂

This comment just yanked a memory out of my psyche, one where I stumbled upon a collection of articles, written by men, of course, proclaiming the benefits of cooking with their own semen and sharing recipes. A movement nobody asked for, I'm sure but recall one particularly proud comment, recounting how he served a secretly enhanced meal to his unsuspecting wife, who now raves about his cooking while he just sits there, with a knowing smile.

It would seem, I had repressed this knowledge, only for it to resurface now, uninvited. So, thanks I guess? 😂

Someone replied to me that they design and create furniture, that's why they have a factory as well. So Sorn and co are the design team. It never shows us the outside of the building so maybe it's a small building? But still, I cant help but wince at the all the conveniently empty hallways, staircases and toilets. I was expecting Thai or the reception guy again, to be in the other toilet 😂

I may have belly laughed at Sorn's home and pat my own shoulders at the 'moonshine'.
Werewolf curse, confirmed. I am now going to run with that version every week for lolz 😂

I have a lot to say about this week's episode but that there wasn't a security guard, or a staff member in sight, that just took me out 😂 I mean, they are working in a commercial office building aren't they? You trying to tell me there's a group of what, 9 people and 3 interns running a business for international design and sales? 😂 No wonder they can hook up anytime, anywhere. The building's bloody empty! 😂

Ohhh, we got a little bit of sass from Jun last week, and this week, he was fully serving 🔥

Bold move. I liked it. Pity playing fire with fire is going to get him burned though, and immediately too, no waiting period. That scene was a little uncomfortable though. We were teetering on a dangerous non-con line there. Tread carefully, writers. I want more of Sorn being uncomfortable and more of Jun being happy and rubbing it in Sorn's face.

Meanwhile, between the cottaging and Vee’s meltdown, it just goes to show that this company once again confirmed it operates with the same level of protection as a street gang. Every man for himself! 😂 Pretty sure Vee was on grounds for arrest right there or at the very least, escorted off the property and banned from ever returning 👋.

And yes, for once, I agree with Sorn. Vee is the type of woman you want to stay several postcodes away from. Seriously, why bother at this point? She has Phut on radar because she seems to know every time he’s buying a coffee, and now she’s got informants watching out too 😂

And Jun, sweet, little Jun. It was quite the roller coaster ride for him this week.
He started off like a frisky little bunny playing Sorn at his own game, promptly suffered the consequences, got publicly walloped by Vee, casually confessed to Sorn over some rice and shrimp, and then spent the last 15 minutes fully embracing his childlike aesthetic with a hairstyle to match, before getting drunk and trying to kiss Sorn’s cool little brother while Sorn looks on in horror.

Speaking of hair, Sorn turned up to meet Jun’s dad looking like the heartthrob from every high school drama. Despite Jun declaring he’s not a child anymore, they both still needed Daddy’s blessings so Princess could travel to meet his in-laws 😂

And then, because this show clearly hates us and Jun, Sorn’s little brother out-brothers Jun by getting him entirely wasted, and just as the moment I actually cared about was about to happen, the episode ended 😭. I hope whoever planned that cliffhanger steps on a Lego.

Judging by the preview, we might be headed towards another drunken confession though, and probably an opening sex scene because I’m noticing a trend for putting the smut at the beginning of the show. And the odds of Jun remembering are about the same as a goldfish. But if it makes Sorn suffer more because his hopes are high now, then ok. I can deal 😏.

I will sip my tea like that Morticia gif 😆

ahhh, we're sipping from the same teapot of strongly brewed chaos 😂I'm just hoping for Jun to hook up with someone else in general, anyone, just to piss off Sorn 😂

So what position do you think we're getting today? After Sorn and Jun calmly talk out their feelings of course 😂

Everything is a romantasy in my head, and hot on the heels of My Golden Blood's finale, everything has a halloween twist now.

Sorn is now a brooding heir, carrying an ancient curse of lycanthropy for his family's fortune, and this curse can only be quelled by sex at every moon phase, to keep his inner beast at bay.

Enter Jun, the innocent wood sprite with magic pheromones so potent that they drive all who cross his path into frenzied desire. Sorn can smell him within a 5 mile radius and it drove him to be a teacher to satiate the raging monster within who wants to wear his skin.

Unfortunately, Jun's pheromones were too potent, and two years were spent locked away, in an uncontrollable, bloodthirsty haze because Jun's jewels were just that good and he was about to rampage through Bangkok.

The scene in the car was a moment of danger, as Jun obliviously waved around a banana, Sorn's biggest weakness. One bite an he's howling at the moon for the next 7 days and 7 nights.

Jun's magic pheromone's protect him from dark magic because .....his .....mother ....dipped his feet into .....a magic pool ....one summer's evening, after a fortune teller told her of his fate to die at the hands of this curse. .... So that's why he's protected.

The only way for Sorn to break the curse, is a true love’s kiss under a full moon and only after an appropriately dramatic series of events ruins Sorn’s composure entirely.

A tale of passion, tragedy, and supernatural nonsense. Is it fate? Or really bad luck?
Either way, Sorn is suffering, and Jun is blissfully unaware and about to meet lips with Sorn's brother. And I'm camped for it LOL

Really? 😲 I thought it was just a joke lol

But, but, but guys 🥺 there is a plot. It's about an emotionally illiterate guy with likely family issues, and has feelings for his best friend's little brother's best friend. And is doing whatever it takes to fulfil his deep thirst for boy who has as much emotional intelligence as him but is about to have a reality check. This is their chaotic mess of a meeting again love story 😂

No secret for me 😂 I think I declared my love to the stylists every week 😂 Khaotung made the cutest little rockabilly hitman with his little beaded choker 💗 trends be damned 😂

Hair is the first visual clue styling uses to express a characters emotions, so yes, it should still hold up later. I'm waiting to see if they make it a little more 'bed head' should he start to deteriorate when Jun tries to leave LOL Because, ooooff, Boat's got that slight smoulder look in his eyes and it will pair nicely LOL

Jun's hair is shorter so they can only use his fringe. Normally, it's just in a simple parting, but when he's closed off, the hair will be brushed forward. It's the hiding behind your hair feeling. Usually by the end, those characters will have their hair brushed back slightly, suggesting a more open and confident growth. If not, it'll definitely be more visibly styled in some way.

Nice to know I'm not the only one picking up a character's aesthetic LOL It's a terrible habit but this one, the stylists are clearly having a great time with all those little quotes being inserted on t shirts and coffee cups haha

***wait - where you the person posting analysis on the styling in The Heart Killers because I loved those and don't see it in other comment sections. I suppose it's easier with a show like that because THK had a very prominent aesthetics as opposed to just casual wear and suits. I'm a very visual person so I immediately hone in on details like that, so appreciated seeing someone else dissect it as well hahaha

Sweet baby Jesus, bless you, my lord, I appear to have lost all semblance of narrative coherence because this episode has left me feeling concussed 😂

One moment, I’m watching what I assume is a drama, the next, I'm staring blankly at the screen wondering if my tea was subtly laced with hallucinogens. And then, when my brain reboots, they launch into an impromptu full blown dance number after making some sweet rice cakes 😂

At this point, I may have questioned my spirit guides if I’m experiencing a cinematic fever dream of pink elephant proportions 😂 So I just shrug at the screen and resign to my new life as a bewildered spectator and then flipping Thai from My Stubborn casually struts into the scene. I physically paused the show to check the title and reassess my surroundings to make sure I'm still real.

Then Thai drops a nice little juicy nugget of potential future drama for Jom and I'm momentarily revived.

But my brief moment of clarity is immediately wasted because this is a thai show, with thai humour, and I'm right back to head in hand, telling Yo, 'the one with the braid, honey'.

I should stop resisting. I am at the mercy of the chaos. Logic is futile. Thinking is overrated. Surrender is the only option 😂

Another note, Sack is starting to remind me of someone, and I cant think who. He looked kind of nice in this episode as well ~ still crazy, but cute crazy .......there was definitely something questionable in my tea leaves 😂

Awww, compliments are rare on here so I accept with grace 💗