Holy cow, Ep.1 was torture to watch - nothing happened! It was just talking about nonsense, then moving to a diferent…
Oh, my eyes, my eyes... I'm on my way now to have my retina replaced, or have that portion of my hippocampus lobotomised, which might remember any aspect of this show. And this is just after the first episode.
OMG, glad i was sitting down for this comment. i fell of my chair laughing a couple of times.best ones: day 2:…
Oh, thank you! To be honest, it wasn't that hard. When I saw the first 'Have you ever done this before?', and the 'Bro, I'm straight, but let's have a wank', all I could think of was the opening scene of every other gay porn film. The rest of the review wrote itself... :)
That said, all of my reviews are like this. I seem incapable of writing a straightforward review... That makes them quite useless perhaps, but at least I get to make people laugh!
one of the bad thing about this show is Sorn hair being tied up, I don't know who the fuck agreed to that ugly…
Can't agree more. With his man-bun, he looks like Boss's long-lost and less-good-looking twin. Hair let down, he's a hot mess I want to climb like a maypole.
Right?! That was so random and out of nowhere and why did one of them have to look like a terrified bunny for…
I mean, you're not wrong. When the material is more bat-shit-crazy than anything one can say about, what is the poor reviewer meant to do? The only difference is I'm trying to deliberately make people laugh; the show, I don't think, is.
But I'll revise the review later when I'm less tired, and see if I can capture the true craziness of today's episode.
After today's episode, something to do with scissors, I imagine?
Yes, in another universe, I'd be Mr Jason Porn. I take my pedagogical role very seriously. But then, I'm not blessed with his youth or his good looks...
After today's episode, something to do with scissors, I imagine?
It's a sexual position, supposedly beloved of lesbians (though my lesbian friends say it's more painful than pleasurable), but not uncommon among gay men, with different mechanics and results...
I'm all for more Sapphic representation in this world. The world needs it. But girl, what the fuck was that scene? Where did it come from? Where is it going? Why does it exist? Is there any meaning to life anymore?
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That said, all of my reviews are like this. I seem incapable of writing a straightforward review... That makes them quite useless perhaps, but at least I get to make people laugh!
But I'll revise the review later when I'm less tired, and see if I can capture the true craziness of today's episode.
I'll show myself out...
"Why not? It's tiny and cute."
Gang, I love this show. But, hand on my heart, the writing is better in porn.